Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Today's Blind Items and A Blind Item Revealed

So, Samantha wasn't happy that I said bad things about Star. I told her I was going to say nice things later. It turns out she does send me the advance stories for the new issue and one of them is the answer to a blind item.

April 3, 2007

This film actress is known more for having a great body rather than a great body of work. She finally got smart last year and it looked as if she was going to be single again. Why not? He was acting single and she wanted to be. But, alas, she got sucked back in again. Now they are one big happy family again despite the fact that he hasn't changed. No doubt we will see this cycle repeat over the next year.

Now, the answer as Star writes it

Have Shannon Elizabeth, 33, and her husband, actor Joe Reitman, 38, put their divorce on hold? Maybe! The couple who have been locked in a bitter two-year battle, “have become close again,” says a source. Shannon is thrilled because “she’s missed Joe,” adds another source. Someone who might not be as happy: Joe’s current girlfriend, pro-poker player Annie Duke, whose rep insists she’s still dating him!

Now, for a new one.

So, this B list movie actor from a Top 20 2006 movie is A list to all of his fans except in one regard. Our actor has the most annoying girlfriend on the face of the earth. Seems this actor and girlfriend are regulars at a juice bar chain on S. Beverly. Well the girlfriend is just kind of obnoxious when she is with our actor, but it's a different story when she comes in alone. When she comes in alone, she's always on her cell phone, name dropping until there are no more names to drop. She talks about this party and that party and shopping she did and is going to do. She also orders drinks that aren't even on the menu but hushes the counter staff with a hand when they try and explain and goes back to her phone call. When she FINALLY gets off the phone and they tell her they don't have that drink, she does the "Don't you know who my boyfriend is?" Yes, they know who your boyfriend is, and they like him. What they don't like is you or the way you back up the line, your obnoxious laugh, your fake hair and breasts and the fact that you have no life.

51 comments:

Anonymous said...

why am i thinking jenny mccarthy? maybe fake boobs??

michele

Anonymous said...

Wondering how "big happy family" fits this "reveal".

Anonymous said...

jenny mccarthy does not make sense, sorry about the above post, she would not be name dropping

what about isla fisher? i read somewhere that she said she was shopping and a guy came up to her and said her laugh reminded him of the girl from Wedding Crashers and it kind of freaked him out...

michele

Anonymous said...

they have a ton of dogs

Anonymous said...

Dannielynn's biological father will be revealed very soon and guess what...none of parties present in the Bahamas will be her father

Anonymous said...

Who is dating Brandon Routh or Bruce Willis?

Anonymous said...

Brandon Routh first popped into my head, but his gf has smaller boobs and they are engaged arent they?? If she is THAT big of a name dropper, she probably would have said fiance. I hate that work by the way!

Anonymous said...

Dogs??? I think only a lonely cougar looking at the dark side of fifty or Paris H.'s intellectual inferior could spin it that desperately. It just doesn't fit.

Anonymous said...

guess you were wrong anon 12:39, birkhead's the father you jackass

Stacy said...

Ah, but I'm wondering if its critics to p20 or box office top 20, because those are two really different things.

Anonymous said...

Saying "don't you know who I am?!" is bad enough, but saying "don't you know who my boyfriend is?"... that is just pathetic.

Anonymous said...

by Domestic Gross, the top 20 films of 2006 were:
1. Pirates of the Caribbean
2. Night at the Museum
3. Cars
4. X-Men: The Last Stand
5. The DaVinci Code
6. Superman Returns
7. Happy Feet
8. Ice Age: The Meltdown
9. Casino Royale
10. The Pursuit of Happyness
11. Over the Hedge
12. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
13. Click
14. Mission Impossible III
15. The Departed
16. Borat
17. The Devil Wears Prada
18. The BreakUp
19. Dreamgirls
20. Scary Movie 4

Anonymous said...

^

i dont really have time to research, but that list i imagaine could really narrow down some ideas!

Anonymous said...

Daniel Craig's Asian girlfriend? Does she have robo-tits?

Does Gerard Butler have a steady? He has a huge net fan base that has followed him for years.

Isla Fischer is a star in her own right, and doesnt have robo-tits.

Anonymous said...

It's got to be either Isla or Eddie Murphy's gf, but it doesn't seem to fit the "obnoxious laugh" and "no life" parts.

Anonymous said...

I don't think Isla has the fake hair either. I think by fake hair EntL would mean like a bleach blonde? I don't know about this one!

-Lucky

Anonymous said...

i don't consider isla fisher a star, how do you figure?

Anonymous said...

What about Brandon Roth's girlfriend? He played Superman and his girlfriend isn't an actress.

Anonymous said...

Brandon Routh's girlfriend does not have big boobs, plus if you would read earlier posts they are also engaged

Anonymous said...

You people are reading things into this BI. Do you really think "fake hair" can only mean extensions or bleach? Isla's red is NOT natural. Also, the BI says nothing about about the girlfriend's stardom or lack thereof, it just says she has no life, which is the impression of the JUICE BAR employees who hear her name drop a BOYFRIEND. That is really lame.

mary mac said...

Isla is pregnant...thus the juice bar???

Anonymous said...

"Face of the earth" stands out to me in this one. Clue maybe?

Pinky said...

Enty loves Isla Fisher. Doubt he'd post something bad about her.

Anonymous said...

eddie murphy's girlfriend is tracey edmonds and she has her own money and own fame and she wouldnt be saying her boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

Who is Jack Nicholson dating these days?

Anonymous said...

i found this on this site as a link regarding isla fisher....

Q: Did guys hit on you like mad after Crashers?

A: No, they were terrified. I was once in a grocery store, and I laughed and this guy literally jumped in the air. He was like, "I'm really sorry, but you have the same laugh as the girl from Wedding Crashers and you really scared me."

michele

Anonymous said...

Brandon Roth is more like C list.

Anonymous said...

Isla and Sasha Baron Cohen have been engaged for years. It can't be her. Eddie Murphy's gf Tracey Edmonds is my guess. She is a music executive, but she is reportedly a huge bitch and name dropper.

Dominique

Anonymous said...

Is Eddie Murphy B-list?

Stacy said...

I seriously doubt its Tracey Edmunds, she has a pretty big career in her own right.

Anonymous said...

Adrien Brody

Anonymous said...

imdb lists isla fisher's natural haircolor as red...i don't see how the "fake hair and breasts" fit in...her boobs look natural to me too

AllyUK said...

You are all so wrong about Isla.

1. She has natural redhair, nothing fake about her.

2. She has here own successful career, has had for years.

3. Her and Sasha have been in a solid relationship for years.

4. She's a genuinely nice girl.


Can't be Eddie Murphy's girlfriend either because it said everyone likes him...lol.

Anonymous said...

Putting up with a nasty slag like this one for a girlfriens would make me NOT like the universally adored actor you describe.

Anonymous said...

My guess for the annoying loud girlfriend...

A) Maybe it's Leonardo D. girlfriend

or

B) Daniel Craigs girlfriend.

I realize Leonardo's girl is a model... but I doubt she would be "notice" by the general public without him there ... but I do really wonder if he is not a big ass himself. haha!

So that leaves me with Daniel Craig simply cause he is the only other one that people seem to like... but they may not be fond of his GF.

Again... these are simply my guesses....

Anonymous said...

Mark Wahlberg & girlfriend?

Anonymous said...

Jonathan Rhys Meyers? Is he still dating that heiress? I think her name is Reena. She's a student whose parents are rich. But, they may have broken up.

Anonymous said...

Mark Wahlberg and Rhea Durham

or

Brandon Routh and Courtney Ford

fo real said...

Annie Duke is(was) married with kids...

Anonymous said...

Jonathan Rhys Meyers is dating a WOMAN???
Isla Fischer has been on tv in Australia since she was a kid so we have seen her grow up. The hair is real, the boobs are real.

Anonymous said...

What about Matt Damon and girlfriend? Or are they married?

Isla Fischer has always had the same hair.

Anonymous said...

johnny depp's?

mary mac said...

I hate to keep going back to her, but Isla really fits well here. Obnoxious laugh....check
Robo boobs...check
Fake hair...well....she wore a blonde wig in Scooby Doo and it certainly looks to me like she's been sporting extensions...
I just hope it's not her...she seems really great...

Also...I don't see it being Mark Wahlberg's girlfriend...she seems like she'd be too busy with two little ones to be hanging out at a juice bar chatting on the phone all day.

Dana said...

Matt Damon & Girlfriend are married.

Anonymous said...

Mark Wahlberg's girlfriend

Lara said...

Nope, as Anon 6:40 said, we saw Isla grow up on TV. She's always had that long, gorgeous red hair. I've been jealous of it since I was 12, lol.

Anonymous said...

Can't be Isla.

Was going to say Ioan Gruffudd's gr Alice Evans (his fans hate her) but he's not in any of those films listed before..

Almost leadsme to err on the side of Daniel Craig's gf, wossername, Satsuma? Satsuki?, but she has no boobs whatsoever.

Stumped

intheknow said...

Isla Fisher's breasts are real and she is far from obnoxious in person. No dice.

Anonymous said...

Carmen Electra: Is She Poor?
http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=6294

This is answer to friday's bi about divorced actress w/ house mortgaged to the hilt. (http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/04/four-for-friday.html)

Anonymous said...

it's interesting to read the revealed blind items. at least it gives you an idea of who he thinks is A list, B list, etc.

Anonymous said...

Mark Walhberg & Rhea Durham is a good guess. There was a revealed blind item years back from Movieline about Rhea wanting all sorts of free baby swag when the first child was born. It reads alot lot this BI - - lots of name dropping and expecting people to fawn all over her and care who she is because of her boyfriend.