Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Valerie Bertinelli Thinks She Is Fat And A Blind Item Is Getting Divorced

I actually think Valerie Bertinelli looks good in this photo. It's really tough to see, but size 14 is not that big. She looks bunches better than Kirstie Alley did before and after her time with Jenny Craig.



Graffiti or publicity stunt?





I know you probably don't care about Peaches and Pixie Geldof but I am addicted to them. To me they are way more fun than Lindsay or Paris and just as big of a train wreck waiting to happen. Plus they like to talk smack which is something I obviously enjoy. Speaking of smack. For those of you here in the LA area who have been having trouble getting your heroin fix, this is the reason. So here are some photos of Pixie and Peaches and their dad Bob at Peaches' 18th birthday party. It was a circus theme but I think they would have dressed that way anyway.

26 comments:

Stacy said...

I'm wondering if Anna Faris was the BI who gave her hubby a 3some for his birthday, I was sure that was Amy Smart thougn.

Anonymous said...

why do you admire girls like Lindsay and Peaches? they are just whores with nothing to contribute to the world except crotch pictures.

Anonymous said...

I think the Anna Faris item is the one about the couple with drugs adn violence... it said their friends woudl be shocked if they made it another week.

Anonymous said...

I think the Anna Faris item is the one about the couple with drugs adn violence... it said their friends woudl be shocked if they made it another week.

Anonymous said...

Valerie looks great. It is difficult for most woman past their mid 30s to stay model slim due to body changes. When I see super thin older celeb women I immediately think "They are either super disciplined at the gym, have great genetics, or more likely taking some drug that helps them keep it off."
Since their body is part of their "job" I don't blame them for doing what it takes to stay in shape, I just don't think the average woman will look like any of them.

Anonymous said...

to 10:50am: He never said he admired them. Please read. He said that he's "addicted to them" and that the way they talk a lot of smack "is something I obviously enjoy". He also described them as "a train wreck waiting to happen." Seriously. R-E-A-D.

GossipAddict said...

Thank you, thank you, thank you for saying that 14 is not that big! I quit doing drugs a year ago and am now a 12. As a 6 I had this image in my mind that a 10 was going to be wiggly and jiggly, but I look better as a 12 than I ever did as a 6. Thanks for helping get the word out!

Anonymous said...

I'm wondering if Reese and Jake are the BI from a while back about gay/beard. What does everyone think? Seriously tho, Anna F. is totally off any radar.


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Anonymous said...

I'm 5'0, a size 5/6, and I'm jiggly as all hell. I absolutely hate it and started walking since the weather is nicer. My problem is pizza & chips though...can never get enough of them!

Anonymous said...

Back when I was size 4/6, my face looked like crap - shrunken, sallow and pinched. The best balance seems to be size 12 and a good complexion with some rosy fat in my face to keep the wrinkles at bay.

Catherine Deneauve said it best - you have to choose between your ass and your face.

Anonymous said...

I thought Valerie contracted HIV from Eddie?

brendalove@gmail.com said...

gossipaddict -
Great big huge size 24 props for giving up the drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Stick with it.

Kacie said...

Valerie does looks great. Who cares that she's not a size zero. I sincerely hope the HIV blind item isn't about her and Eddie.

Speaking of Eddie, it pains me to see him now. I want to remember him as he was when I was a 14 year old. I couldn't get enough of him. I better quit talking now that I've pretty much given away my age (lol)

PS Gossip addict - keep up the good work staying off the drugs. I can only imagine how hard it is.

Anonymous said...

does anyone know which blind item Anna Faris truly was?

hez said...

I'm guessing somebody else dressed V.Bert for that cover shoot, cuz everybody knows those maternity tops make you look way heavier than you are.

Stick a fitted jacket on her and I bet she looks nice and curvy.

Oh and Bob Geldof, you look ridiculous. It is not that you are going to a costume party, it's that I kind of think you already had all these pieces in your closet to begin with. Just a hunch. (Something about naming your kids Peaches and Pixie.)

You might still believe "We Are The World," but you don't have to wear a piece of clothing belonging to everyone in it.

hez said...

Seriously. Scratch "circus" off my desired theme party list RIGHT NOW.

A whole night of looking at costumes like that would make my eyes bleed.

Anonymous said...

yeah, you all keep trying to convince yourselves that size 12 is sexy...

Anonymous said...

Some women look great as a size 12 and for others it would mean they are overweight. Depends on a persons height, body frame, genetics.
Valerie looks great the way she is. Seems to me like she is naturally a curvier woman and it looks good on her.
Honestly, people just need to to with the weight they feel best at and don't worry about the number on the label.

Anonymous said...

Hez, I really did laugh out loud at your posts! Just thought I'd let you know your humor was appreciated! (SB cracks me up with some of his/her observations, also!).

Barb

Hez said...

Thanks, Barb. Bob Geldof's waning eyesight and questionable shopping practices deserve some of the credit, too. Bless.

mookie said...

@ the risk of aging myself, i remember when vb was cute. she still is now that she got rid of eddie, er...the lead weight.

Anonymous said...

I thought Valerie was decided as the HIV Blind Item.??? Doesn't look like this would be the case now?

GossipAddict said...

11:41 and 11:51: Thanks for the props. And ya know what? Staying clean has been the easiest thing in my life, it was the getting off that was hard.

Anonymous said...

When did people decide that VB had HIV?? That takes rumors to a new low folks, it just isn't right to put that kind of BS out there unless you know for SURE. I know guessing/making up BIs is fun but rumors can take on a life of their own on the Net.

bionic bunny! said...

mookie--
i'm also a bit older than most of the posters. what surprised me is that VB and i are the same age!
she was so much the cutie on the 70's sitcom "one day at a time". normal. curvy.
kirstie and princess fergie needed jenny craig. i think val is still cute. can't we just age gracefully, people???
then again, i've had weight issues all my life. i'd LOVE to look like her.

amy said...

i'm with miss hez, vb should stay away from those women hating tent tops and celebrate her body more.