It is not often that I post at night, but seeing Eva Mendes topless and practically naked made me fire up the old blog machine. I call it the blog machine when I am drunk. The photo above is actually the safest for work photo in the bunch. These photos are from Italian Vogue and kind of take the image of Eva Mendes in an entirely different direction. I mean she looks amazing in the photos but I thought she had moved away from the being the topless woman in her films to doing things which were more acceptable. I mean the photos are acceptable in my universe, but then again my universe is a little skewed. To see the rest of the completely NSFW photos, click here.