So, quite honestly it came as a bit of a shock when that dude who used to be on The Bachelor split up with Marla Maples. I thought that one had the potential to go on for years. I don't actually watch The Bachelor mind you. He might not have been on it at all. Someone could have just said he was on The Bachelor and I would say OK. Apparently the woman he chose on the show practically laughed at him and the ridiculousness of their relationship and so "the engagement" didn't last very long.
So when Andy Baldwin (I know, I know, it is why I called him dude. Too many Baldwins) suddenly showed up on the beach in Hawaii posing and air kissing Marla Maples I laughed and laughed and posted their photos and laughed some more. I mean come on. I thought it was good for Marla because she has been out of the public eye, but the only people who believed it were probably the people who paid them to pose on the beach like that.
Never saw them together again except for one more high publicity event. Then whoosh. Gone. When Andy who is now living in Washington DC was asked about Marla the other night he said, "The big move coupled with the long distance relationship wasn't working for us so I decided we were better off as friends."
So, just in case you were curious he is saying that he dumped Marla. Please. Isn't this guy gay? Is someone actually believing what he is saying?
You know what Marla said about Andy at the height of their two week relationship? "He's a good soul." Yeah that screams hot monkey love.