Monday, May 05, 2008

Today's Blind Items

#1 - I honestly thought I knew about most sexual fetishes. I guess I have heard of this, but never heard of anyone who actually participated. The thought that a former A list film actor and now a B- with some great name recognition would enjoy participating in food sex is kind of funny. Food sex as in covering you and your partner in various foods and then having sex. Our actor only does it in hotels and only with hookers. Maybe having all that food all over him hides his bald areas.

#2 - Our B list film actress who happens to be married to a real winner was on a recent modeling shoot. Our actress loves crack and had arranged to meet a friend of a friend while she was in this city not her own who was going to supply her with everything she needed. He did show up, and she bought enough rocks to get her through the day. Unfortunately she didn't have a crack pipe because she didn't want to carry it on the plane. Her dealer didn't have one either. To say she was upset was an understatement. She sent her dealer and her assistant out to get one. They came back a short while later with one they had got from a homeless person for $100. Our actress didn't even bother to say thanks. Just spent the next hour in kind of a haze, the photo shoot be damned.

52 comments:

Jessica said...

Bruce Willis for #1... no idea about #2. Maybe someone married to a sports player ("winner" being a clue)?

canadachick said...

#1 Bruce Willis
# 2 no idea but ewww

Amanda said...

What about Brittany Murphy for #2?

Jo said...

Jude Law for #1? #2 - not a clue but now she's got cooties!

SUE said...

#1 is Don Johnson for sure! (And he keeps getting fatter!)

Moosefan said...

I was thinking Brit Murphy too-sad really. And for #1-that is more funny to imagine than to think of who it is-
Happy Cindo de Mayo!

Stephanie said...

There were those pics just a week or so ago of Brittany Murphy doing a photo shoot.

Mooshki said...

#1 Nic Cage

KS said...

1) bruce willis
2) brittany murphy- ent cant stand her and always says her husband is a shadeball

rosie said...

What about Billy Bob Thorton for #1? His aversion to food (history of anorexia) would make it funny for him to have a food fetish. Agree with B. Murphy for #2.

Twisted Sister said...

#2 - Ashley Judd is married to Dario Franchitti, a racecar driver who won the Indy 500 in 2007.

Twisted Sister said...

Obviously I think the phrase "a real winner" is a clue.

adrian said...

I am going with the Brittany Murphy guesses. Billy Bob has a piece in the front--could be him.

donna said...

#1 is definitely george "cantstandya" from seinfeld .. he found the perfect combination of corned beef and sex .. until he got greedy and threw sports radio into the mix

jax said...

Brit Murphy
Jude Law

Katja said...

My first thought was Ashley Judd as well. Anyone seen a recent photo of her?

Mooshki said...

Really, you guys think Ashley Judd is that much of a crackhead? I knew she had problems, but I thought she was more together than that.

Harriet Hellfire said...

I also thought Bruce Willis for #1 but something doesn't quite fit.

Pre-preg Jessica Alba for #2!

unicorn jones said...

deff britney murphy for #2 -- ashley judd has many problems (ocd, germaphobic, old fashioned crazy), but crackhead is not one of them

for #1, I like the bruce willis guess just b/c I wouldn't consider billy bob "A" list

Twisted Sister said...

Mooshki, I don't know, but I think the phrase is a clue and I can't think of any other B list actress whose husband has been a winner, outside of acting awards (which EL would have mentioned).

Sweater said...

For some reason I was thinking Kevin Costner for 1. Do you guys really consider Willis B- after the success of that last Die Hard movie?
Other than that I have to admit he does have great name rec, I just don't see him as B-

*shrug*

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

surfer said...

twisty, the first thing that occurred to me when I read the words "a real winner," was that Ent was being sarcastic and the guy was probably a real loser. Of course, I've been wrong before, so who the hell knows?

I like Brit Murphy for #2.

La RoRoe said...

My first thought was Ashley Judd as well. Anyone seen a recent photo of her?

She is a spokesperson for a line of cosmetics (can't remember for the life of me the name) but she get's regular photo shoots out of that deal on a seasonal basis.

Laura said...

1)hmm who is balding? bruce willis?
2)Jessica Alba (this being a pre pregnancy blind just now released)

JJ said...

My first thought was Brit. and I also read the 'real winner' comment as dripping with sarcasm.

No clue for #1. It's really not all that shocking considering every man in Hollywood seems to be involved with hookers.

Twisted Sister said...

Well, that's the thing with blind items - writers use phrases that can be taken more than one way.

pusssykatt said...

I agree with surfer that "real winner" is actually a loser. I go with Brittany Murphy.

bionic bunny! said...

we always use the phrase "a real winner" sarcastically.

if said actor is balding on top, why would he worry about other balding areas? for that matter, do other areas go bald??
that makes me think nic cage, or maybe robin williams, and yes, he would have been A (i know its cool to despise him, but i've always loved him).

#2 brit

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

Eva Longoria for 2. I am only guessing her because her husband is a basketball player and won (I think) last year. She doesn't look like a crackhead, but you never know. Also, who on Earth would use a crack pipe from a homeless? You're just asking for a disease, though, I'm sure that was the least of her thoughs.

Pinky said...

How about Mickey Rourke for #1? He had that scene in 9 1/2 weeks with the food and Kim Basinger.

ladyerroneous said...

Like many of you, I'm thinking that number one is DEFinitely Jude Law -- his receeding hairline is becoming more prominent, his handsomeness is a shadow of what it used to be, and he hasn't really had a girlfriend since he and Sienna broke up, has he? Hookers it is, I guess. I can see him being a weirdo who's into food fetishes. Whatevs.

2 is TOTALLY Brittany Murphy! I truly can't see Ent using the phrase "a real winner" without complete sarcasm. And, I mean, she looks like dogshit -- gaunt and wonky and kinda erratic. I'd say crack would be a fantastic explanation for her downgrade in appearance. And her husband SSSUUUCCCKS! He looks like a greasy bullfrog with a gigantor combover! Grody.

Can I also please say that Eva Longoria is totally evil and utterly abhorrent, yes, but I don't think she's the answer to EVERY. SINGLE. BV?

frou frou said...

#2 is meredith grey. she's all cracked out in EW this week.

shaynapunam said...

I kind of like Robin Williams for the B- former A with name recognition. Recently, he has been in crappy movies: anyone bother to see "Man of the Year?" I didn't think so...plus, info about this fetish and the hookers involved could have been the straw that broke the hairy camel's back for his wife, Marsha Garces...just a thought. Of course, now that I re-read it, Robin Wms is DEFINITELY not bald...if he is in any other places, I do not want to know.

ladyerroneous said...

Shayna -- I'm only laughing my ass off at your comment right now because I'm remembering the first time I saw one of RW's recent HBO Comedy Specials. HE IS THE HAIRIEST MAN ALIVE! Seriously! Gorillaesque! Arm hair that's braid-worthy! Anyway, RW is a hirsute dude, that's for sure.

jindi said...

def britanny murphy for #2.

she was photo'd on the set of a shoot lately, looking like death

permasweat, dilated pupils, waaaay beyond powedered coke territory here.

Ayesha said...

Do you need a special kind of pipe to smoke crack? Can't you just use any old head-shop glass pipe?

I don't smoke crack (obviously), but back in the day when I smoked pot, we made pipes and bongs out of all kinds of things!

Pinky said...

Ayesha- empty toilet paper roll and some tin foil?? ;)

Jinxie DuPres said...

I remember seeing an article about an actor having a public chest waxing for some charity or cause... I can't remember who it was, but it was in the last week. Could that be the clue about "bald areas"??

Leslie said...

Hi, all, no clues for these, but does anyone remember the BI about the actor's underaged son who was with the older woman? TMZ had a story last week (yeah, I'm slow) in which they revealed the underaged VICTIM's name but not that of the alleged adult perpetrator. I think someone guessed it, but I can't find the blind:

http://www.tmz.com/category/celebrity-justice/page/3/

surfer said...

jinxie - there was a pic online last week of Harrison Ford getting his chest waxed. Is that who you're thinking of? But I don't think that's who this blind is about.

Ice Angel said...

Leslie,

I saw that article and was astonished that they not only named him but showed his picture. How completely low class of TMZ. They should never reveal the name of a minor who may be the victim of a sex crime.

That said, Billy Bob is probably giving him a pat on the back and a good ole "that's my boy!"

Katja said...

Oh I give up on the Judd guess! I was taking the 'winner' remark seriously. My Bad. How is Britney Murphy B list film? Is it because she is in Alba's Sin City 2?

Well she was on Kids, Incorporated maybe that was the crack training camp.

Leslie said...

ice angel, you got that one right, and I guess it is different for boys - somewhat anyway.

I wonder who the cradle robber is.

Grace said...

How about Ben Kingsley for #1? And how about Charlize Theron for #2? Oh, yeah, she's not married.

Ashley Judd seems so obvious I doubt it's her.

Rocky (Racquel) said...

Ditto what Katja said. On what planet is Brittany Murphy B list?

LT said...

What if "real winner" means someone who has won a lot of awards as opposed to our actress?

princess buttercup said...

Question about #2

Where does Brittany live? I thought she lived in LA and that shoot where she was wearing that white wig and goth makeup was in LA. This blind says she was not not in her own city.

I agree she looks like crap and is doing some kind of drug...maybe even crack...but this one could be about someone else.

ElsieFire said...

Have we not determined, once you win an Oscar, you're always A+????

Robin William - OSCAR
Billy Bob - OSCAR

I'm with the Jude Law guess, bald parts - Bruce Willis is just plain 'ol bald. And I don't care what ya think, one sexy beast.

AFWIW, "real winner" is always sarcastic. And it has to be Brittany Murphy....

p m said...

well... it's pretty obvious that #2 is Brittany Murphy.

I miss the old BM - the one from Clueless.

So sad...

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Jennifer said...

Am I the only one who read #1 and thought Brendan Fraser? He's been looking pretty beat up in recent pictures...

Parasite Wonkyeye "It always burns when I pee" Hilton said...

Tom Hanks for number one
Jessica Alba for number two