Thursday, May 08, 2008

Well Sure. I Guess I Could Sell Some Towels


While stars and people who think they are stars are starting their own clothing lines or selling perfume, selling towels is probably not something they were really hoping they would be asked to do. I mean its towels. Brooke Shields was recently asked to sell some towels and she agreed. I guess it was a pretty big check. I can just see the conversation with her agent and managers.

She probably went on and on about how she was a model and knows fashion and that companies should be asking her to have her own line of clothes. I mean everyone is doing it. So, after a million phone calls and no one biting, they come back to her with the news that she is going to be something truly special. That she is going to do what no other star is doing and they being the best agents and managers in the world got her this gig. By now she is jumping up and down when they tell her with big smiles they got her a deal selling towels.

Can you just see her face drop? It must have happened. Towels? I mean who is going to buy towels because Brooke Shields told them to go out and get them? They then told her about the really big check and the smile got bigger again.

So, now Brooke Shields is the face of Royal Velvet luxury towels and well the world will never be the same again. I mean this is right up there with walking in space.

"At this point in my career, I only do projects I believe in. Royal Velvet made sense for me and my family because it felt authentic and it is a classic brand with amazing products."

She forgot to add the part about the really big check.

9 comments:

Sylvia said...

When Brook was young she or her mother made lousy choices in movies. Now she is grown up and has made some so so choices in TV shows. She is ok in Lipstick Jungle but will never be an Oscar winner. Anyway I really didn't like that after her fight with Gay Cruise all was forgotten once he invited her to his wedding. I felt she should have stick to her guns and not forgiven him.

jax said...

she already shilled toothpaste,what's next tampons?

sheetrock said...

Hey, its an honest income. I won't fault her.

Visman said...

I am with you sheetrock, I have no problem with this deal. It's hard to fault someones choices who's managed to stay in the public eye for her entire life. She seems to have opted for a low key career which will probably serve her well for her remaining years. I also think she's really beautiful and knows her limitations.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Hey, at least they are luxury towels and not dishrags, which is what Denise Richards will be selling next.

featherbell said...

Why not? They're really good towels. Can't be as bad as doing liquor ads in Japan. But probably not as lucrative, either.

budford said...

Dont see anything wrong with this. She seems like she's a decent person making a buck. They're good towels, nothing wrong with that.

bionic bunny! said...

i agree, good brand. and her mother was actually a major bitch, yet she turned out really well. she's done well for herself and seems to be a very grounded woman.

p m said...

I didn't know about all the towel loyalty on this site