Friday, January 02, 2009

NY Post Blind Items

WHICH newly married starlet gave a guy she trysted with a nasty STD right before her wedding .

WHICH on-the-rocks couple have been headed for divorce for a while? The rock star was cheating on his actress wife immediately after they got hitched and has been carrying on with his comely female sound technician .

WHICH television actor should ask his new fling for her secret photo album? While she was in college, she took some nude pictures that are floating around the hard drives of local frat houses. Somehow, we don't think the actor will be turned off.

30 comments:

Mooshki said...

#1 Asslee?
#2 J.Lo and Skeletor?

Sarah Jane said...

I know it isn't.. but I'm going with ScarJo for #1

Janepod said...

Scarlett
Paltrow
A TV star is dating someone who went to college? Color me shocked.

maggiemei said...

#1 Heidi?
#2 Gwynnie and Chris Martin
#3 Zach Braff?

JS said...

For #1, how does the guy know who he got it from.

#3 is confusing to me. Did she take nude pictures of guys and Enty thinks the actor goes both ways?

Mooshki said...

LOL, Janepod.

NYC2008 said...

Scarlett
Paltrow
Piven

WOW...If people actually used protection they wouldn't have to worry about the Nasty STD!
Idiots!

Molly said...

i can't think of who #2 might be, but i wouldn't call coldplay a rock band or chris martin a rock star.

jayne said...

#2 I think Chris Martin is too wet to be cheating on Gwynnie - much more likely to be Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman.

Molly said...

jayne - but it says rock star.

Lauren said...

#1, gotta be ScarJo. Asslee is no starlet.

For #2, our choices are Skeletor, Keith Urban and Chris Martin, right?

Of the 3, only Chris Martin is a rock star. I don't know about where you live, but Coldplay gets a ton of airplay on the indie rock station in San Francisco.

#3...hmmm...don't care.

not on my dollar said...

dlisted picked Scarlett for #1 and Chris Martin for #2.

Do know if it's true or not, that remains to be seen.

HeyThere said...

#3. John Krasinski & Emily Blunt?

Shimmy said...

Newbie here. Hi all.

#2. Katherine Heigl & hubbie?

ms snarky said...

Shimmy - when Ent says star, he usually means star.

Cute Little Redhead said...

@Mooshki: love your little pic of Kermit! Waaay too cute.

Shimmy said...

Ah. Ha! Ms Snarky I actually don't know who he is being in the UK but thought maybe he was big in the US! Hoping it's not Paltrow/Martin.

Can Brittany Murphy be classified as a "starlet" for #1? When did she get married? I like the Scarlett guess though, why oh why would anyone want do Ryan Reynolds any wrong!

Stephen said...

ScarJo probably gave it to Woody while filming Vickie Cristina Barcelona.

Mooshki said...

Thanks, Redhead. I love him so much.

Idiot Watcher said...

I would like to think #1 is Scarjo. Pretty sure #2 is Gwyneth and Chris Martin and I immediately thought of the Pivert for #3.

Tea Lady said...

Gwnnie & Chris came to mind for #2 which makes me think that probably isn't right, lol.

lutefisk said...

Definitely Piven for #3.
I think his new girlfriend dropped out of SUNY Binghampton--all the articles on her keep mentioning her stint in college.

kanonymous said...

I thought of Jennifer and Marc for #2 also, but it would say singer or singer/actress for Jennifer, not actress. Plus, I think of Marc as a singer, not a rock star.

PJ Nelson said...

I like the scarlett, martin/paltrow guesses, I'll take everyone's word about piven - I don't watch TV much.
If scarlett is the right answer - I can bet you that there is a Canadian laughing her ass off - and that would be Alanis.

stiffkittens said...

The girl in the third is definitely not famous in her own right. They would have been sold to the press a long time ago if that was the case. The Piv and a fling sounds like a good guess (does anyone bother keeping track of his notches anymore?)

Fishy and the rich tea biscuit that is Chris Martin has to be 2. Rumours have been going around for ages about his bits on the sides (i guess he still has issues about matching up to the Pitt), and he mentioned in an interview that the one thing he can do when he's away from fishy is get laid. Doesn't sound like the type of comment a devoted husband would joke about to the press...

Jamie's Girl said...

Scarlett is the whore for #1. That's already been rousingly guessed to be here everywhere, and it is supposedly Herpes.

Ambiguity said...

Matching up to the Pitt? From pictures that I've seen there isn't much to match up to.

stiffkittens said...

There's such a thing as a grower, Ambiguity!

I meant about the A List status thing (he married A List who dated A List, and he is just a singer in a crappy band). Chris Martin seems like he cares about not being The Shit - like he need to fuck a lacky to feel important. Basically he's a douche.

biteme said...

I thought of Scarlett for #1 also.

I wish it was Keith and Nicole (cannot stand Nicold) for #2, which is what I first thought of but I like the Gwenyth & Chris guess.

I have no idea about #3.

abigail7881 said...

#2 CANNOT be Marc Anthony, no way would he be considered a "rock star". I would call him just a 'singer' or 'Latin singer', but not a rock star.