Sunday, July 21, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

April 9, 2013

Always seemingly mild mannered and sweet, this A+ list mostly movie actress can be just like her carefully crafted Hollywood public image. But, if you cross her or displease her in anyway, be prepared for some serious vindictiveness coming your way. The best way to deal with our actress is just let her have at you and get it over with. For the most part she is a short term yeller who then smiles and changes the subject and is ready to be friends again. Sure, she can carry a grudge as her actor ex-husband found out. There was not a day in the last two years of their marriage that she did not belittle him or remind him of the pecking order of the house and the fights were legendary. Screaming and throwing things. He just sat back and took it because she could have made things much worse for him and told the world about his cheating but didn't in order to protect the family. One boyfriend found out the hard way that you don't cancel weekend plans with the actress at the last minute. She got him to stop by and handed him five trash bags filled with his shredded clothes. That sweet smile of hers hides the mouth of a sailor and if you get her drinking? Forget about it. She will call anyone out. The reason she likes her current guy so much is that he stood up to her. They first met when she was drunk and out with friends. She likes a guy to be a guy and it makes you wonder why she dated one guy for so long.

Reese Witherspoon

67 comments:

Alabama said...

SHOCKING

V said...

If referring to Jakey G, he could be a "guy" just one who happens to be gay.

Nutty_Flavor said...

This is no surprise, and supported by her behavior during her drunk driving arrest.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Also sounds like she was very hard on Ryan Phillippe, not that he didn't deserve it.

Neither Ryan nor Jake could be described as macho men.

timebob said...

I can see why Reese and Chelsea Handler are good friends. They seem to enjoy being vicious and drunk.

it took forever said...

lol lol good reveal enty

texas rose said...

I think her true colors came out with her husbands dui and her behavior.

texas rose said...

Spoiled child of Hollywood. A child actress that turned into bitch.

Nemesis said...

No surprise here. Us southern girls are good at hiding our b!tchiness.

V said...

Has anyone heard the supposed recording of her that was circulating? If truly her, she is an epic tuna twat

phoenix said...

Doesn't sound like she gave Ryan much reason not to cheat, and then doubled down when he did. Didn't he "know WHO she was?" lol

Nutty_Flavor said...

@V, recording of what?

Also, wasn't there a CDAN blind about an A+ actress who refused to work with African-Americans? Reese was a popular guess - was that ever disproven?

Ruby Soho said...

Well, bless her heart
LoL....I relocated to the South not to long ago, and that is hands down my favorite expression that I learned.
Most polite way to call someone a bitch that I've ever heard.

V said...

I think she is with her husband and some friends and they are all making crude jokes/derogatory comments about blacks and Mexicans. I'll see if I can find it.

Nutty_Flavor said...

@V, it sounds awful.

It would ruin her career if released - put her squarely into Paula Deen territory, minus the sausage sponsorships.

msgirl said...

Who was the boyfriend who cancelled plans?

Anna Nonymous said...

It's my personal opinion that every woman wants a man, a strong man to stand up to her when she's out of line, someone with a back bone who will earn a woman's respect, not just kow tow and kiss your but.

Michael said...

Eh, sorry, but Reese is an Aries and that's just how Aries' are (I should know since I am one, lol). We tend to be sweet but don't cross us or you'll get the wrath of Yeezus on you behind for at least an hour (and then a drink, homemade cookies and a bong hit).

phoenix said...

@msgirl, the only boyfriend Reese was rumored to have dated for any significant length of time prior to Ryan was Mark Wahlberg for 2 years. She also briefly dated Jeremy Sisto, Chris O'Donnell, and Stephen Dorff before that.

Renoblondee said...

She doesn't sound that bad. At least she gets mad hard and then lets it go. I'm like that too. LOL

Count Jerkula said...

Phillipe gotta start tappin calmer broads if he gonna run around on them. Maybe a stoner chick for him?

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it

phoenix said...

@Renoblondee, I see nothing wrong or unusual with what you described, but the relentless day in and day out humiliation, screaming, and throwing things that Enty describes, not so much.

Alabama said...

It was fairly obvious.

Maggie Casey said...

@V and @Nutty_Flavour, that would be amazing if it was released, but her PR would go into overdrive, and everyone would forgive her and just say she made a mistake. Look how quickly her arrest went away and how everyone loves her again.

V said...

@Maggie, I heard it a couple months ago after reading about it on Lipstick Alley. You can still find the link, but the recording will no longer play. I have a feeling it may have gotten shutdown...makes you wonder.

Moonmaid said...

Yes, most female insults/catty remarks/bitchiness in the south are followed by "Bless her heart," lol

Nope said...

Out of line? :-/

AKM said...

V, I heard that recording, too. She's a real piece of work, ain't she? :-/

AKM said...

(And I used to really like her. Fellow TN girl, loved her perfume from Avon, thought she was America's Sweetheart. Boy, was I duped! A lot of us were, I think.)

AKM said...

(FWIW, I say "bless your heart" a lot and I actually mean it. It's kind of like "aloha" that way. ;-) )

L said...

Dammit VIP!!

Charlotte. said...

Where my mum's family are from (the north of England), they just say 'aw, bless' about anyone they're bitching about. Cracks me up every time.

Ruby Soho said...

It cracks me up, too.
Sounds perfectly harmless, but you know damn well it's not MOST of the time.
@AKM, I used to like her, too.

Charlotte. said...

Especially when coupled with a faux sympathetic pout

Ruby Soho said...

Yes!! And a side eye/eyeball roll combo.
Bitchassness done politely, lmao

V said...

Bitchiness done politely is one of the best skills one can acquire ;)

@AKM glad to know I'm not the only one to have heard the recording! Convenient that it is no longer available.

Charlotte. said...

The eye roll &/or slow blink whilst holding the gaze. Slow blink and pout when 'bless'ing the person face-to-face.

Mrswife29 said...

Jakey G ditched her on her family Thanksgiving trip near where I'm from. They were expecting him and he never showed. I got the account first hand from my cousin who worked there at the time! And, she's an epic handful.

Ruby Soho said...

I dunno, I grew up on the east coast, mainly the NE....and I much prefer the attitudes there. If someone doesn't like you, you KNOW--no need for fake.
I guess I'm just not used to it yet?

Unknown said...

Is, "Well, bless her heart" simpatico with, "you're so sweet" or "She's so sweet" that folks in LA seem to favor?

I didn't realize initially that folks were politely telling me to fuck off...

CGemini said...

A lot of her early roles she portrayed cursing, psychotic vindictive young girls (election, freeway) so I always saw that side to her. (Even though I know they were just roles, its just easy to imagine her that way after being introduced to her that way.)
I was not surprised at all at her drunken outburst and recent arrest.

bunny honey said...

I use to like Reese too but now I just feel sorry for her. What a waste.

HannahBanana said...

Tuna twat! Lol!!! I am sooo using that on someone!! :-)

Hegg said...

This was already revealed I thought.
Shredded clothes were Jake's.

TT said...

Oh yeah, Jim Toth is a man's man. Pure fan fiction. As for Ryan, I think he's more man than she could control. Take that for what you will.

Big Bird said...

@TT
Toth is a pansy, pond scum agent, Witherdrunk is just that and a tuna twat (Love that new name) and their marriage is contractual. Ms. Do You Know Who I Am and Mr. I Had Nothing To Do With That will implode soon enough.

Rome said...

Why does anyone around these horrible people allow them to act that way? Is the money that important to them? Do they not have self-respect enough to tell them to eff off? Jesus... I read these blinds and reveals and just cannot believe people actually act that way, and more to the point, get away with it with impunity. Ugh...

SophiaB said...

Jakey G. They kept their double beard situation going for a loooonnnngggg time. I guess he got careless and she decided to dump him quick. According to Ted C she was already with JT by the time she was ready to give JG the old heave-ho.

I remember seeing her wobble out of a restaurant bar after she was hanging openly with JT, and realizing she has a MAJOR alcohol problem. After seeing Drew Barrymore and Christina Ricci in the same sort of shape within a year period I just figgered it is kinda SOP.

So glad she was caught on video being an arsehole. That chick had real talent and she sold herself down the river. I give her credit for trying (Vanity Fair was a high quality flopperoonie) but she got way too cocky.

I would not like to watch her in anything now because I know she is vile and puts her children at risk of losing their mom due to her unwise choices, not to mention the famewhore papwalks of the last few months using her KIDS as a shield/pap magnet.

She DISGUSTS me to the point of rage these days. I am Audi! (To quote another cultural reference. Give me breastfeeding over bitchery any old day!)

CashmereLibrarian said...

Reese, love you girl!

SophiaB said...

You should try Canada m'dear. Niceness is an ART form here.

I am from NY and have never really adapted to the dissembling ways of the South, or California. Was so glad when I moved to WA State-people are chill and a LOT more friendly than I had heard, but to tell u the Truth. I do NOT belong in a British style culture. Not happening. Not workin' tooooo well.

Hang in dere Ruby!! NorthEastern solidarity!

(Sorry Canadians-I know it isn't alla ya-just having the hardest time finding the friendly, neighborly, kind folk I keep hearing of. I AM TRYING...)

Ruby Soho said...

@SophiaB......transplanted Jersey girl right here. Where have I been transplanted to, you ask?
Middle of nowhere, OKLAHOMA
I am truly dying here, I can't take it! Lol

Samantha M. said...

I wish this would have been revealed as "Laura Jeanne Poon."

V said...

@Sophia B - I'm a native Washingtonian. THANK YOU for noting we are nice! I'm tired of hearing about this supposed Seattle freeze.

Snautrag said...

The whole Canadian nice thing is a big fat myth that Canadians like to use to make themselves feel better about American's.

M. Brown said...

My co-worker went to HS with her and said she was a huge bitch then. People grow up guess she didn't.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Mean old bitch.

Drunk Reese Witherspoon said...

Ya'll are a bunch of nasty bitches, and, mark my words, you'll never work in this town again.

Oh my god, I love that dress! It's super cute! where'd you get it?

Anna said...

Sounds like every girl I went to college with, so what's your problem with Reese suffering no fools but willing to forgive a spat later on? (Other than the drinking-driving thing, which was a terrible mistake?)

Hegg said...

It depends where you are in Canada regarding "niceness". The further you venture west, the less friendly it gets. Except Regina where everyone is nice! I should know, I've lived on the west coast for over 12 years now. People here are serious and not too often nice at all. I've worked on the east coast where folks are genuine, no fakeness AT ALL and very nice if you deserve it.

nightowl said...

I always figured she was much more Tracy Flick than Elle Woods...

Desiree said...

I think I actually like her more now!

D Brown said...

I recall that Reese was also the popular guess to the blind about the actress who, when married to her ex-, only had sex with him when she wanted something.

SophiaB said...

Oklahoma! Oh GODDESS! I was born in Alabama and spent a little time in the deep South. The Steel Magnolia types ran me out of Virginia my first attempt at college. Not good. I think being from New York made it hard for me to live anywhere else and yet I hated it when I was there. I admit it-I am a restless unsatisfiable spirit.

V, yes I had heard so many stories but was pleasantly surprised. Perhaps if I had been planning to stay permanently and been more rooted my experience woulda been different but the Seattle area simply stole my heart!!

You are lucky to be a lifelong anything. That was never me... I feel kinda rootless.

SophiaB said...

Ha ha ha. I LOVE it when Canadians ask me what I think about having moved her & I say with just enough sarcasm 'oh everyone is just so (beat) NICE!'

;!

SophiaB said...

Boo! The cold would be unlivable for me. I had a great impression when I visited (my husband's family-not just the tourist areas) in 2004/2005. It has been really saddening.

I will learn what I need to learm. Self reliance isn't a bad thing. But I am used to having dozens of friends to lay my special brand of crazy on and now the few I have left must be treated like the golden lotus flowers they are! I'm not worthy, I'm not WORTHY!!

Goodnight said...

@Ruby Soho

And "I'll be praying for you" is the Christian 'fuck you'.