Tuesday, June 05, 2007

French Elle Names Their 15 Sexiest Men

#1 Julien de la Nouvelle Star
#2 Justin Timberlake

#3 Jude Law
#4 Orlando Bloom
#5 Clive Owen
#6 Brad Pitt

#7 Daniel Craig

#8 Romain Duris
#9 Raphael
#10 Jake Gyllenhaal
#11 Guillaume Canet
#12 Gaspard Ulliel
#13 Patrick Dempsey
#14 Viggo Mortensen
#15 Louis Garrel

45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jake & Viggo - yes!

Justin - no - looks like WT (white trash)

Jude - no - get hair plugs

GGA

Anonymous said...

I couldn't agree more with the list re:Clive and Daniel.

Anonymous said...

Wow, a list from the French with a bunch of wusses, minus Daniel Craig and Clive Owen (and Jakey G...he is a cutie) And all white too! Way to go French Elle.

Anonymous said...

Man - I gonna have to start watching more foreign films! Those guys are yummy - with the exception of #12 Gaspard Ulliel who looks like an extra in Interview with A Vampire.

Stacy said...

Clive Owen is way down at #5? The French are so fucked up.

Anonymous said...

Glad to know I am not the only one to think Clive Owen is SEXY!!!

Anonymous said...

Ent did you try to find the ugliest pictures you could for the frenchies? GU is quite the cutie in most pictures.

Anonymous said...

Lec- Ummm yeah Clive is the man...have you seen Croupier? DAMN!!!(Great film too by the way)

Anonymous said...

For a minute I thought this was Piggish Hilton's list to out closeted gay men. Oops!

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Nice try but it's just not the year of the French. And totally agree with comments about Justin and Jude - too sad! Hey, how about that guy from Prison Break???

Anonymous said...

Croupier is a terrific film, I agree, be adequite! And of course now I'm going to have to Google for pics of Gaspard Ulliel. *sigh*

Anonymous said...

OMG - he's GORG! Bad Freedom Elle, bad!

Anonymous said...

Amen Tracee...4, maybe 5 out of the 15 are confirmed heterosexuals, the others are all a big ?.

Hez said...

Patrick "Miss Ross" Dempsey should be kissing the very ground Shonda Rhimes walks on. Without her, there is no way that sullen little prick would be anything more than an 80s footnote, especially with the monstrous ego and attitude he's got. Sounds like the coug he married is more of a mommy figure to widdle Paddy Pouts-alot. He is in serious need of a tabloid takedown!

Such an ugly personality does not belong on a list full of hot dudes!

Hey, Ent... what number were you? ;)

Anonymous said...

Hez,
I totally disagree with you. Half of these guys on this list are whiny boys. If Patrick was not on Grey's Anatomy he would still be the first boy (pillow) I've kissed. -SIGH- He's a hot bitch, don't hate.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Hmm...I agree with only 3 of their choices. Yikes!

I think I am one of the few people on here that doesn't think Clive is sexy...

Anonymous said...

Clive and Daniel are the only sexy ones on that list. This says a lot about the Continent, none of it good.

Anonymous said...

Clive Owen - OMFG

Daniel Craig - yum

and Viggo.....

Cyn

Anonymous said...

see, to each his own..

i wouldn't touch 13 of these men with a 10 foot pole, pure damn fug.

i would touch jt, there's just something about him i love

orlando is so hot in POTC, but not in anything else

Anonymous said...

bestnup,

I totally agree that Clive is so not sexy, i'm not into the older look. I've always gone for the younger.

michele

Anonymous said...

Honestly, this is one of the best pictures I've ever seen of JT. I love to dance around the castle to his music, but his looks have never done it for me.

I think Clive, Viggo, and Brad are still looking hot.

Hez said...

All respect to you and your youthful crush, Tracee, but the man's rep has spoken louder than I ever could. Looks ain't everything, and his personality doesn't seem at all sexy to me (and admittedly, I'm not a Grey's watcher, nor a Can't Buy Me Love-era pillow-ravisher).

Awww, but you couldn't have known about that when you were just a wee lass.

Not that Orlando is any more appealing to me. And hey, where's Depp and the Cloon on this list??

Oooh, but Gaspard Ulliel has got something that's really working for me,like the scruffy hairdo he's sporting in the pic linked below is rather scrummy.

http://tinyurl.com/27od6u

Anonymous said...

This is the pic that changed my mind...

http://tinyurl.com/2555gh

Anonymous said...

Gaspard is a cutie. Total jail bait.

I know Patrick's rep precedes him, but I'd still do'em. Yeah with your nice, curly, long jew fro, uh, huh I'm talking to Pat. Whoops, my teen years are flashing before my eyes.

Tracee

Anonymous said...

All white men. The French are so boring.

Anonymous said...

Hez,

Lose the hater-ade this isn't that type of site, so enough of the condescending 'tude.

HTF do you know so much about Patrick Dempsey and his ego to be able to riff on him like that? Its not even in the rags..so how do you know so damn well?

- Barb

Kathy K said...

Good HEAVENS how can Johnny Depp not be on that list???????????????

He even LIVES in France!

Anonymous said...

Justin #2? No way.

Anonymous said...

ugh - timberlake and bloom over some of these other guys? The french really are all gay!

Hez said...

Barb, I was joking with Tracee.

And as for "losing the hater-ade" because "it's not that type of site" -- I beg to differ. It is that type of site. It just might not be your preferred target. (And I'd say a phrase like "lose the hater-ade" is also fairly condescending.)

You have a problem with someone sharing unflattering gossip on a GOSSIP site? We all have our faves and sacred cows and you're entitled to yours, but they are all fair game IMHO.

And yes, it is "in the rags". Just because you haven't read it or seen it as a BI reveal doesn't mean people aren't talking about it.

Anonymous said...

Jake and Clive are absolutely gorgeous and sexies!
Justin Timberlake would be out of my list.

Anonymous said...

Way to go EL, thanks for posting! Yes, it's a shame that it's not a very multicultural list, isn't it? But anyway, Hez, you really don't like Patrick Dempsey do you? ;-)
Jake G is gorgeous! I know there's a very good chance of him being gay but he's still hot!
Justin Timberlake - not. I used to think he was cute (about 5 years ago) I like to think my tastes have somewhat matured.

Rhianna said...

Clive was ROBBED! First that crap "new Bond" shit with Daniel Craig and now only #5? For shame French Elle! That man's a drool-worthy #1, hands down!

JT is seriously over-rated and a jackass. Jake, well, I guess some folks like their's soft and cuddly - not me.

Viggo is quite attractive. Don't get what's so hot with Dempsey, never will. Brad looks like shit since he hooked up with the world whore. Jude has always looked haggard and used, nothin' new with this photo though he does have nice eyes.

Orlando is too soft and cuddly for my tastes. Can't identify most of the French actors.

Anonymous said...

YAY for Viggo.
Doesn't always have to be right from the cradle

Anonymous said...

All hot. Except Timberlake :/

Anonymous said...

Jake Jake JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE JAKE!!!!!!!! Good lord, he's the absolute hottest man I've ever ever seen!!!!!! Makes my knees weak, my insides melt, and my heart beat madly. Yes, it's forever Jake!

Anonymous said...

Clive Owen - yummy, he's the only real man on there. Orlando's cute though.

Anonymous said...

They all white....arent there any cute black or asians in France??? Hmmm....

Unknown said...

and why are none of them smiling?

Anonymous said...

Hez and Barb - folks we all have our own opinions. That's how we add to the convo. I knew Hez was joking with me after reading her post for the past few months I got a feeling that most of her posts are sarcastic. And I'm pretty sure half the stuff I type rubs peeps the wrong way or they take it different than I meant. It's the nature of posting.

Anyway, good point, UKGRRL and others. Where's the color on this list? There are gorgeous men from all walks of life that could beat out some these goons.

The French act like they have taste, but if their picks reflect their taste we know this: white, bland and lacks flavor. The countries that are tolerable of other ethnicities should unite and make one big worldly hunky meat fest list! I'd eat it with a spoon or maybe slurp it through a straw. Yum! :P

Tracee

Anonymous said...

Djimon Hounsou - now he's a hottie. Also, Don Cheadle, Denzel not so hard on the eyes, and Daniel Dae Kim get my votes. I used to think Naveen Andrews was hot, but something's happened to him lately, can't put my finger on it.

Hez said...

xo Tracee! You're a smart cookie. BC welcomes you and hub-styles with open arms.

Anonymous said...

No Christian Bale? Can't believe it. CB should be the number one!

From shore to shore, without anchor said...

Christian bale is a god!! i totally agree, plus he's such a good actor! and he seems to be a great person! too bad.
i like the permanent dimple on gaspard's cheek, he's a cutie.

check out ramon tikaram if you're looking for muti-cultural. google doesnt have good pix of him, but he's hot as hell in kama sutra. he looks better here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfY9Y-QLptk

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