Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Does Everyone Hookup On Dancing With The Stars?


Star Magazine is reporting today that Drew Lachey has been having an affair with his dancing partner, Cheryl Burke. Drew, who is married, and who, to his credit survived a few years as Jessica Simpson's brother in law was caught by Cheryl's current boyfriend having oral sex with Cheryl in Cheryl's dressing room during the tour that just completed.

Cheryl's boyfriend Matthew Lawrence ran out of the room crying and screaming when he saw the pair. Also, the next day it was Drew who allegedly had to be kept off Matthew and Matthew's brother Joey not the other way around.

Now, I love Star and I am sure they believe what they are printing, but there is something really strange about this whole thing. So what you have here is Drew, who has always appeared to be a happily married man. Although happily married does not always equate to a guy who won't take what is presented to him, he really doesn't seem like an ass, but from now on, he will have to be moved to the ass list. I mean this is the guy America voted for because he was so nice and his wife was there every week at the show and was supported every week by his brother. Plus, he has a kid, so you just were hoping better for him.

Cheryl has just gone from one celebrity to another, although categorizing Drew or Matthew, or even Joey as a celebrity anymore is a bit of a stretch. So, I want you to picture this. According to Star, when Drew and Cheryl were caught, they were performing oral sex on each other. Matthew walked in on the pair (apparently the doors don't lock), saw them doing a 69 and ran out screaming. He had gone to the dressing room to get something he had left behind. I'm guessing it was his manhood.

Who the hell does a 69 in a dressing room? Dressing room sex is about quick and dirty, not laying down like you are in a hotel room. That is the thing that I find most troubling about the whole story. Find me one other instance where, there was dressing room or restroom 69. There are none. It is a quick and greedy situation, not a lets stay here for the next 5 hours. The show was over, and people were getting ready to go to their hotel rooms. This was not the time for a drawn out encounter. Plus, have you seen Cheryl Burke? She isn't that great looking. Drew would have been much better off finding some groupie from the crowd. If you are going to get caught, might as well get caught with someone hot.

I think something went on, but I don't know if we will get the real story until Lea Lachey files divorce papers and then speaks to one of the weekly magazines.

22 comments:

YahMoBThere said...

In a dressing room without locks, where people go in and out? Sounds fishy to me.

Amber said...

Hmm is the article on their website?

jax said...

hey i think cheryl is cute and has an amazing body.
you get dumped recently or somethin??

YahMoBThere said...

Yeah, I think she's cute, too.

Nice phallic symbol, Jax...lol.

Amber - yes, it's here:

http://www.starmagazine.com/dancing_stars_drew_lachey_cheating/news/14004

The Oklahoma Hippy said...

Please, forgive me for this...

"WHOA!"

d said...

yeah agreed Jax and ts: I have noticed that Ent or whoever is writing this column lately spends a lot of time denigrating the looks of women in his comments.

Snarky is fun, but mean isn't.

YahMoBThere said...

d...especially when he's going to post a photo of Beth Ditto in a really ugly dress and say she looks beautiful. Wait - Eva Longoria is almost always ugly but Beth Ditto looks beautiful in a dress that did her no favors? What's wrong with this picture?

Stacey Charter said...

"He had gone to the dressing room to get something he had left behind. I'm guessing it was his manhood." BA DUM BUM! hee GOOD ONE EL!!!

In what I had read about this i thought it was just her giving him oral - hmmmm and Yes I agree with those above - EL you have been especially harsh on womens looks lately - not really like you - what gives? Becoming a paying member in the HeMAn women haters club? just sayin...

Anonymous said...

Oh come on now. If Cheryl really did it, then she deserves whatever snark she gets.

And he mistakenly assumes they were giving oral sex to one another. The article says they were having oral sex. That doesnt mean they were both receiving. It just says they were having it.

In other words, she was SUCKING HIM OFF which is what good lil whores do, because it keeps them in favor with their currently ensnared P.O.S. without having to have sex with them fully when they dont want to or the situation isnt right. Thats how you know they're not doing it for them, to get themselves off: she wanted HIM to be kept happy...in a dressing room situation, she probably DID think she could get away with it... you hear someone coming, remove mouth, he zips up pants...not like if you were fucking, couldnt hear a damn thing over your own noise, and couldnt very well pull yourself together quickly should someone start to open a door....

Anonymous said...

PS Yes and she has a hot body but a busted face. Sorry.

Brenda22 said...

yeah and Gwenyth Paltrow didn't look "that bad" yesterday. Please. As much as I hate pretentious attitude, she looked amazing.

d said...

Drew Lachey is married, according to the article, Cheryl had a boyfriend. I think what he did was worse because he was married. Others might disagree.

However, sex is fun and it doesn't make you a whore just because you like it and do it with someone and you happen to be female.

WTF said...

Cheryl Burke is fug as hell. Most of the DWTS women as but have hot as hell bodies.

Leah said...

ENT Said,"He had gone to the dressing room to get something he had left behind. I'm guessing it was his manhood."

Meow, meow...phfst, phfst.

califblondy said...

I love Cheryl's exotic looks and she's a helluva dancer. I guess she's more flexible than I thought. 69'n in a dressing room? Wow, I bet Bruno would score that a 10!

Anonymous said...

Cheryl has a good body face that's another question. I guess it depends how desperate you are to see her pretty/beautiful hahaha.

Regarding whose fault it was in screwing around. It doesn't matter the reason if you don't believe in keeping your marriage vows. These celebrities are the worst to keep their marriage in tack.

selenakyle said...

I refuse to believe this. DWTS is one of the few TV shows I even watch and Drew is absolutely precious!

jax said...

i call BS on the whole thing..

captivagrl said...

always lock door.

J Ruth said...

I didn't know she was dating Matthew Lawrence! I had the biggest crush on him once upon a time...So, he's single again?!

life is but a dream said...

i don't care if it's real or not. this is hysterically written!! well done! who would want to day matthew lawrence anyway??

Unknown said...

I too thought it was hilarious:
"[Dressing room or restroom 69] is a quick and greedy situation."

With a face like hers, she was DEFINITELY the giver here.

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