Thursday, April 01, 2010

Way Too Much Information From The Lohans - Briefcases of Money & Hitmen

Sometimes I think Twitter and texting have taken away a vital piece of humanity. Face to face communication. Then, at other times I think that if it were not for texting or Twitter some people would not converse at all. Case in point. Lindsay Lohan and Michael Lohan got into a Twitter war. Instead of yelling and screaming at each other on the phone, they decided to yell and scream at each other in a public forum. Probably not the right place to share everything, but the one big question I have after reading it, is where in the hell did Michael Lohan get briefcases full of money? Who walks around with a briefcase of money? Plus, he says it as if it happened frequently.

Here is how it all started. Lindsay sent out a link to a song and dedicated it to her ex-father.

Michael - "Yes Lindsay, mom and I agrued and yelled, but I always wanted to keep my kids away from it. Mom always dragged you into it and used you as pawns (as irt is clear in your video) LISTEN TO YOUR OWN WORDS.!!! Who do you love, who was there for you? Who wrote letters constantly that were never given to you? Whose clothes did you where? Who are you crying out to then .and NOW."

Well, I can see where Lindsay gets her spelling skills.

"Was I wrong for yelling .YES, but how about all the things mom did? remember Atlantis?Remember the lies to the cops? YOU told the police mom and her parents were lying! Who bought the house? Who gave you everything? How about the briefcases of money I'd give you ,mom and the kids to spend? "Who flew back and forth every week, Coast to coast, who WENT TO JAIL for 2 yrs because U and mom cried 2 me 2 come to LA,while I was on Probation,knowing I'd get violated?ME! You sing of LOVE & I speak of LOVE BEING sacrifice. I proved it over and over & I am willing to prove it now,2 help & save you."

Why would you go to LA for a quick visit if you knew you were going to jail for two years? That seems like a bunch of crap. He probably went because someone offered him a briefcase of money.

Then Lindsay fought back by saying that Michael had threatened to kill her.

Lindsay - "My father just sent me this as I was leaving my gym 'I told you to stop Linds this is the last time and take down the tweet about me HURTING MOM.. U will be getting a call from SOMEBODY today to end you."

Sounds like Michael is sending out a hit team.

Michael - "I never ever said that. I have it on my text (it is date and time stamped)! what is wrong with u?OOOPS!I already I know that. Yes I said take down the lies and U are getting a call (from ur Uncle) but never ever said 'end' to anything excpt ur problem. "YOU R TWISTING THINGS JUST LIKE THE MEDIA DOES. THE VERY PEOPLE U CRITICISE. done with ur&the other nonesense. Time to focus on what I have toTake care of yourself until I can! Love you and God Bless you."

I need a drink and they need an education and some class.


captivagrl said...

this is stupid.

palealebrew10 said...

I take back all I've said about twitter being lame and pointless.

This is ...amazing. This is some epic twitter.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

I think there are more grammatical errors than spelling errors. Anyway, what a wreck. I am glad I am just an "everyday person" who goes to school and is relatively annonymous.

kimmypie1 said...

I love how she says she got a tweet from her dad as she was leaving her gym. As to explain why she was up so early (4am is when she first started tweeting).

Honey no one is buying it, we all know you were still up, not just waking up.

RocketQueen said...

She's tweeting at 4:30 am and apparently deleting the tweets an hour later. We all know what she's doing up that late.
This public arguing is just so.....unseemly. Feeding the gossip fodder. Well, in that case, bring it.
You are your own worst enemies, Lohans.

Just Another Blonde said...

I agree with paleale *grabs popcorn*

This is EPIC! Booya!

jax said...

and my reply to that..

@lindsaylohan tweeting this is JUST as dumb. keep your dirty laundry inside. BOTH OF YOU. shameless.

Just Another Blonde said...

kimmy that totally escaped me, I just love the sniping back and forth.

Jeannies Bottle said...

It's no wonder at all that this kid is so screwed up.

penelope said...

Long Island white trash at its trashiest. And I know-- I grew up there and saw it all.

Maja With a J said...

Serious mental problems.

nancer said...

god, i'm sick of these horrid people.

looserdude said...

They should just buy a trailer and move to Texas.

Unknown said...

That girl hasn't seen the inside of a gym in years. She may think she's slick, but we all know she was coming off yet another night of hard partying. Sad.

Katy said...

Hey! Texas doesn't want them! We have enough problems as it is.

Unknown said...

It defies belief that a middle-aged man writes that stuff. wow.

jess said...

These people need to take a break from everything! get help and a new view on life, the magazines should stop feeding this trainwreck. I know it's gossip but at this point it stopped being interesting or funny.

Mango said...

What a train wreck,

When all is said and done (and I think you know what I mean by that), all that everyone is going to remember about LL are the crazy tweets, bizarre photos, irrational behavior and dysfunctional family disputes. No one is going to remember that she was at one time a promising talent. She is now a national joke and I pity her.

Unknown said...

No wonder Michael Lohan can't get a job - he's semi literate! Who knew! After Lindsay dies experts will be writing about this dysfunctional family for years, using Michael as an example of the worst parent ever to walk the face of the Earth. He still won't be making any money either.

Suitcases full of money? This cracker? Sounds like something the IRS and FBI should be looking into actually. He belongs in prison.

Merlin D. Bear said...

Actually, if you think about it, this exchange actually almost borders on brilliant.
Of course, I'm not referring to the actual content, I'm referring to the fact that they did it on Twitter - who needs to pay a publicist with crap like this published for free on Twitter?
It's gotten them free publicity, to a degree, keeps Blohan in the public eye as a "victim" of her mean old mesh shirted excuse for a sperm donor I mean father, and at the same time, gives the sperm donor (oops, meant father again...I have such a hard time calling him that) an opportunity to also gain free publicity.
He knows what buttons to push and at what times of day (such as 4am) to start pushing them, and so does.
Remember, there's really no such thing as bad publicity, as long as they spell your name right.


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