Friday, May 28, 2010

Ted C Blind Item

Cannes has been such trouble for stars this year: Naomi Campbell had younger, more attractive models thrown out of her fancy B-day bash. An errant dog ate Lindsay Lohan's passport. And poor Venetia Vag-0-Matic got dumped by her stunning girlfriend!

Only thing is, Venetia didn't even know about this sad news until she got back stateside. How awful!

How could the GF, who blew off her more famous partner as soon as she returned to L.A., have been so cold? Well, turns out the gorgeous girlfriend saw a picture of Venetia in Cannes doing something she probably shouldn't have been doing...

Like sucking face with a dude!

This really is so very Lindsay Lohan of Venetia, who's never actually come out as a lesbian, but who lives to get her flirt on with any sex she chooses—even though she's got a damn beautiful and loyal partner waiting in Hollywood for her. Really does read Samantha Ronson and Lindsay L. all over again.

Samantha actually tried to get Lindsay to live a more substantial, esteemed life, while Lohan, remember, would live to get her boy-flirt on in clubs and at parties, all the while playing supposedly out-and-proud lesbian housewife.

And just how did Venetia take it, once the girlfriend delivered the news?

"She was pissed," said an eye and ear witness to the Vag-O-Matic meltdown. "She was telling everybody, like it was her girlfriend's problem, not hers."

I dare say that hit movie Venetia's got has gone not to just the director's head, but hers, too.

And It Ain't: Zoe Saldana, Carey Mulligan, Nikki Reed

15 comments:

Lady J said...

Michelle Rodriguez

timebob said...

I'd say Anna Lynn Mccord and her fella is Kellan Lutz.

Monica said...

Michelle Rodriguez is a total dyke but I don't think she's got a hit movie out right now.

jess said...

I don't think that Michelle Rodriguez is in the closet. Just because it seems to refer to a young woman I'll say Anna Lynn or Kirsten Dunst. I don't remember anymore young actresses in Cannes.

Selock said...

Definitely M-Rod!

And she was in Avatar, hence the reference to her director's notorious ego, as well.

Easy-peasy.

timebob said...

oh sorry didn't see the hit movie part not Anna.

Just looked at the top 10 movies and only one I could come up with Amanda Seyfriend Letters to Juliet is #4. Was she in Cannes? But then again Ted's BI are so convoluted I can't tell which is which for who was in Canne the g/f or the star.

Selock said...

And I would say Rodriguez is not "out"...she may not be hiding anything, but she's not trumpeting anything to magazine's, therefore not "out" for Ted C's purposes.

Bitter Queen said...

How did Ted manage to write a BI I could read past the third paragraph?

Jaiden_S said...

I don't think it's Michelle. She's practically out and I haven't seen her "sucking face" with any guys lately.

It seems to be someone young with a recent first hit...and the director's first hit, too.

Hello it's me... said...

Megan Fox

FrenchGirl said...

Michelle Rodriguez was in Cannes,was in Avatar(Cameron's ego and Zoe S reference)and she had some girlfriends(Terminator 3's woman...)

sunnyside1213 said...

Queen Latifah, Cynthia Nixon, Siguorney Weaver?

Char said...

Michelle Rodriguez would fit but, isn't she like, an uber-dyke? I doubt she'd be sucking face with a guy. I think it's got to be someone else.

Tatyana said...

"out-and-proud lesbian housewife"

WTF? "Housewife"? Which century Ted C is living in?

Tea Lady said...

How about Mia Kowsikowa from Alice in Wonderland?

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