Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Today's Blind Items

This female television talk show host spends so much time on the phone yelling at her husband to do a million things a day that you would think she would catch on to the fact he is cheating on her with her assistant.

53 comments:

alaina said...

Kelly Ripa!

Stacy said...

If there is a God, please prove yourself and let this be Elizabeth Hasslecrack!

David said...

Rachael Ray

jennifer from pittsburgh said...

Kathy Lee Gifford. First off, she doesn't talk, she yells. Second, her hub is a known cheater, even though he's fossilized and had a bad eye job in the 90s. Third, KLG might know and not care.
Now, where's that Franzia chillable red....

cdanluva said...

Wendy Williams

PotPourri said...

Kelly Ripa doesn't tell Mark to do anything. He's the one in control.

Wendy Williams yells so it is probably her. Hasselbeck has 5 million helpers.

MontanaMarriott said...

Wendy's hubby is a known cheater HOWEVER I doubt she yells at him. He is an old school thug who looks the type to pimp slap her if she gets out of line.

I can believe Kathie Lee Gifford/Hasselbeck for this one.

Jessica said...

Hasslecrack seems so neurotic to me, I can totally see her constantly calling over trivial BS. I hope it's her smug azz.

cricket said...

I'm thinking Rachael Ray but I would reallt love it to be Eliabitch Hasselcrack

nancer said...

i think frank's wandering eyes have cataracts now.

i know, i know. look at larry king. but i don't think this is kathie lee.

Cheryl said...

Hasselbeck. Kathie Lee knows that Frank cheats.

Miss Bitch said...

Hell-iza-Bitch Hassle-Blech

captivagrl said...

rachael ray

GladysKravitz said...

Oh please, please, please let this be Hassel-bitch.

MizCaramel said...

my first thought was rachel ray but I'm hoping it's hassle-bitch as well.

MAC said...

Is Nancy Grace a talk show host?

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Robert said...

@MAC: God, I would LOVE this to be Nancy Grace!

Bridget said...

First time commenter. I went to high school with a girl who is now one of Hasselbeck's assistants on the view, and she (the assistant) is a smug bitch just like her boss. Don't know if it is her or not, just thought I would throw that out there. Anyway, I'm not sure if the assistant I know would do that or not...while she is the type to be a starfucker, I don't know if she would risk losing her job with her precious boss. She worships Elisabitch.

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Robert said...

Re KLG: I wonder how much action Frank "The Human Love Machine" Gifford is getting these days, marital or otherwise?

Sweetiebird said...

Stacy, you took the words right out of my mouth. Please please please let this be Elisabeth Hasselbeck!!!

Tallulah said...

Great guesses! I wish this could be Giuliana Rancic, although Ent would probably have mentioned her sucky "reality show". She is just as smug as Hasselbitch, if not worse.

Wynter said...

Do we know anything about these ladies assistants? Likely the assistant is young and pretty (hopefully female, but you never know!)

Unknown said...

wendy williams!

Selock said...

PLEASE be Elizabeth Hasselbeck!

Patty said...

My first thought was Rachel Ray.

Seachica said...

Chelsea Handler and Chuy :)

chihuahuense said...

I laugh and laugh at Wendy Williams when her show is on the soup, and I since have watched her show and think that she is effin awesome and so funny. I love her. I hope it isn't her!!

MaryMQC said...

Hasselbeck FTW.

Unknown said...

Oh the possibilities! My first thought was Wendy Williams, but I like Rachael Ray too. Wretched Ray comes off as a complete phony and her spit happy husband works for her.

Cubs Coach said...

Gillian Barbiere, her husband Grant is a househusband

Mango said...

Third, KLG might know and not care. Now, where's that Franzia chillable red....

i think frank's wandering eyes have cataracts now.

Some EXCELLENT comments today, ladies! Many LOL's from the Mango!

In a good, just world, the BI would be about both Hasselbitch and Rachael Ray. *sighs*

I want to know more about Mark Ripa wearing the pants in the Ripa home. Wearing the tiny, little pants...

la curandera said...

Definitely Chelsea Handler and her assistant Chuy!

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PotPourri said...

If I were Married to loudmouth Jillian Barberie, I would full around too. She's ick-nasty!

I love Hasselbeck.

bionic bunny! said...

i used to love jillian before she got famous.
and i can't hate on rachael, i think she's grown up a little (fewer "cutsie-poo" words), and the word on THAT marriage was he was stepping out on her.

i'll vote for kathy lee or hasselbeck.

or oprah. gotta be oprah.

telesma said...

I would LOVE for it to be Nancy Grace or Hasselbitch. I hate them both. I merely dislike Rachel Ray, but I bet it's her.

Sinjin said...
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Sinjin said...

Concur with telesma: "I would LOVE for it to be Nancy Grace or Hasselbitch". lol

Especially since both are smug bitches, and in Nancy's world..she would have us believe that only non-Hispanic WHITE chicks disappear! Blacks, Hispanics and Asians are safe 'cause no one wants US. (*snort of derision)

Icecat said...

Oh, PLEASE let it be Hasselcrack!!

Mango said...

Kelly Ripa is a big black cock slut and her husband lets her indulge so this is not about her.

*jaw*dropping*

Unknown said...

Betty White

Meg said...

Hmm...all fairly good guesses, except the Chelsea Handler ones.

I immediately thought of Kelly Ripa but I could see it being RR or KLG too.

caydian said...

Hasslebeck is awesome but this BI is not her.

Syd said...

I didn't know that Blogger allowed porn to be avatars. Learn something new every day.

KLM said...

Jennifer from Pittsburgh - you are hilarious!

KLM said...

Syd - someone must have reported the porn avatar - it is gone now!

Syd said...

Oh, it sure is. Thanks. (I can stop searching for one for me)

Seachica said...

@Bitter Queen - I had the same reaction watching Idol. Does JJ fit the MV clues? Because that would be extremely jaw-dropping!

Patty said...

I'm less inclined to believe JJ is MV. She's toured numerous times and if I recall, the tours of MV were few. That said, her performance last night was bad. What the hay was that first song she sang? Wasn't familiar. She didn't project well and we stopped paying attention to her performance.

littleoleme said...

Please let it be Nancy Grace.

Unknown said...

Behar

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