Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Random Photos Part Two

Nicole Richie shows off her breast implants in Italy.

Naomi Watts tries to get Bill Murray to go for a half and half.
Olivia Munn in Singapore promoting Newsroom.
Amy Poehler showed up at the premiere of the new Woody Allen movie with
Alec Baldwin. OK, so Alec go there after.
Zosia Mamet was there.
Cate Blanchett and her crazy dress were there but it
did not stop Peter Sarsgaard from hanging out with her.
Adrian Grenier just missed being important, so did a drop by.

25 comments:

Gabby said...

Oh, Nicole. If you have such little fat that your implants look like bolt-ons, WEAR A BRA HONEY and cover that mess up!

Count Jerkula said...

Munn

Watts

Poehler

Kelly said...

Zosia's hair is a stringy mess!

Unknown said...

I'd love to smack Nicole Ritchie and tell her to fuck off with her false sense of entitlement. She looks like a total cunt and fake tits on a skeleton do nothing but give a skeleton fake tits

skimpymist said...

Nicole icky should never be a top photo, if I want to see a sack of bones I'll go to the dumpster of kfc

HannahBanana said...

Nicole looks AWFUL. Must be trouble in paradise....she seems to stop eating when her men go astray.

MichaelaK said...

I love how you can put Zosia "I'm a Mamet" right above Cate "Crazy Dress" Blanchett and it's no contest. Cate could wear a potato sack like Zosia and it would be no contest. Please, let's stop with this slouchy, I don't have to dress up because I'm real like Lena Dunham Girls thing. You want to be taken seriously, brush your damn hair. Or don't - Helen Bonham Carter can pull it off and not look like a bored hipster.

New Life and Attitude said...

Whoever this Zosia chick is she is not attractive at all. Her dress dosen't fit right. The shoes are ugly and don't go with the dress. And don't even get me started on the hair. FAIL!

J Ruth said...

I think Cate's outfit is gorgeous.

kerri said...

Cate could wear a paper bag and still look stunning. Love her.

Not A Ninny said...

Zosia Mamet's problem is that she's a fundamentally unattractive young woman who took her father's advice against formal acting training (a subject upon which David Mamet is famously known to have stupid opinions). She might actually have some talent but she's hopelessly screwed by nepotism and an unfortunate phiz.

Jessie said...

Cate, you magical animal. Wear whatever you want!

Unknown said...

Adrian Grenier

Adrian Grenier

Adrian Gremier

Bonus points if he brings Turtle, too
;)

Hegg said...

Nicole Ritchie looks like she is at the tail end of a Survivor series. Must be living off of fluids and charcoal tabs again.

auntliddy said...

Cate tries so very hard to be edgy and uber hip. We get it. You like to be different. I know everyone thinks shes great but to me shes meh.

auntliddy said...

Oh, and amy, whom i LOVE, wtf??

Unknown said...

@auntliddy
Yup. Completely meh.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha! Skimpy, funny.

Sarah said...

Is it unfeminist that the feminist in me is thrilled that Amy Poehler made your f list?

Count Jerkula said...

@Sarah: I have no idea what wanting to bone Amy Poehler and feminism have in common. She's a funny betch and talent should be rewarded.

Who were my other choices?

Anorexic, dry hole Richie? I seen some beach pics the other day that weren't too bad, but they were probably touched up. She looks bad in the pic up there.

Mamet, does nothing for me.

Blanchett's look seems to be inspired by a grandma who took acid and watched Logan's Run or some other sci-fi POS.

Lynne said...

Nicole Ritchie may be all you say she is (or isn't), but dayum I like her shoes. Prolly cost more than I've made this year...

Sarah said...

+ me!! I adore Cate, she is regal. She's lots of things, but she is never boring, and is always a lady. Love!

Unknown said...

Count, Logan's Run is an awesome movie!!!! I'll have to rethink my opinion of you if you ever call it a POS again.

Count Jerkula said...

I saw it once, while I was trying to sleep, coming down from my first trip on shrooms. I hated the terrible 70's special effects. Every time I tried to shut it off and close my eyes, I'd get more visuals, so I turned the TV back on. TORTURE.

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