Friday, December 14, 2018

Blind Item #13

This three named permanent A- list actress refused to pose at recent on event on the carpet because they had the photographers positioned in a place she didn't think would make her look her best. 

25 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

SJP?!?!

sandybrook said...

Probably her although shes only a Permanent A list horseface.

YoSoyMilk said...

SJP doesn't walk the red carpet. She gallops

Smalls said...

Perhaps if they made it look more like a paddock she'd have been more comfortable?

Brayson87 said...

I don't know, there's a spectrum between an actress looking her best and looking like sh!t. If the photographers were too close to the bad end of the spectrum I could see their point.

Really guys, really? I mean I thought they only brought her out for parades now?

Jennifer said...

That eyeliner.... That's something she could do something about.

Unknown said...

Was the event the Kentucky Derby?

TommyWantsHisMommy said...

Was the sun out? Doesn't the sun melt like the Indiana Jones scene.

An Edwards said...

Wow. Y'all are mean, but ummmm, yes. 😉😜😄😂

eg56 said...

She prefers the angle of the photo-finish camera.

notthisagain said...

Not sure ANY angle could make SJP look not ugly. She’s ugly on the inside too!

Trapped said...

No angle is good for her at all..

Brayson87 said...

+1 eg56, never heard that one before hahaha

Max Power said...

You couldn't pay me enough to horse around with SJP.

P. Edwin Nibbles said...

Oh, Wilbur

Mango said...

If you google "Sarah Jessica Parker horse face" you'll get some crudely photo shopped images of her face superimposed on a horse.

That eyeliner.... That's something she could do something about.

@ Jennifer - SJP has smallish eyes and I think she believes that the black sharpie makes them POP.

Jenni Westside said...

SJP blinds have the best comments.

Staren100 said...

Great, now i have the theme song to Mr.Ed stuck in my head...

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course"
"And no one can talk to a horse of course"

Skeptic Dog said...

my aunt is a not so recently deceased former tween/teen A-/B/C? television actress with a spin off show of an older popular show. my mom (her older sister) was on set as guardian for the latter years of her adolescence. one actor hit on my mom when she was there with me as an infant and couple years later named a daughter a middle name that is my first name. <3

iknowpeople said...

@Skeptic Dog, great blind. Off to google...

Skeptic Dog said...

oh heck was just tryna tell Enty - Lemmeno what you come up with!!

Do Tell said...

Jenni, no, they really don't. And the horse comments are tired, unoriginal, witless and lazy.

cg said...

Ponies

John Doe said...

She needs to give up. The photogs who are trying to take her photo need to give up, too. Horses are beautiful creations of God. But humans who look like horses...

I think that even God clears his throat and then laughs at SJP. How did she ever become a star? Seriously, what casting director wants this creature on his couch? The man who she's married to is prettier than her. How sad!

Elle Kaye said...

Omg...I swear her makeup artist hates her. The eyeliner is horrendous.

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