Monday, December 10, 2018

Today's Blind Items - Method Acting

This actress is A- list. Her new movie is for crap, but she is a great actress. Multiple Academy Award nominations/wins. Her most impressive acting she saves for the public. Our actress is closeted and fully intends to stay that way for the long term. You will not find her ever hooking up or associating or being seen with her open contemporaries. She does not allow a whiff of conversation about her sexuality. The thing is though, over the past several years as she has been on this incredible acting run, she has faced more press and more questions and she realized she needed a beard. She hated the idea really. She enjoys a level of cache and aloofness that keeps most personal life questions at bay. Her PR people said she didn't need to do it for them or the public, but for the studios who were starting to ask questions and didn't want to have it thrust on them during a big press tour or after they hired her for a big budget movie. So, she relented, but only on one condition. She picked the person and wanted to make sure there was a little chemistry. She had a sex scene in a movie and got to pick the actor for that scene. She also rehearsed with the actor and made sure he was into her and then she sprung the news. Would he be willing to be her boyfriend for six months to a year. He agreed as long as it didn't extend beyond a year. He had to agree to only be seen with her. If he needed sex, he should come to her and she had a friend who would be willing and would be discreet. All planned out. Meanwhile, it gives the studio something to sell too and makes them content at offering her jobs in huge movies.

56 comments:

kday said...

Brie Larson

YoSoyMilk said...

Margot Robbie?

YoSoyMilk said...

Or Saoirse Ronan

sandybrook said...

SandyB?

longtimereader said...

Saoirse ronan obvs. she hooked up with greta gerwig on that last oscar worthy movie and has a shiny new beard from her current one.

Dena said...

First thought was Sandra Bullock with Matthew McConaughey, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, etc., but I like the Saoirse Ronin guess...her new movie has gotten some bad reviews.

Moose said...

Octavia Spencer.

Crap movie - Instant Family.

postaldog said...

Hilary Swank has multiple wins, but I don't know if she qualifies as A-

gadfly said...

Yosoymilk for the win. https://www.dailyedge.ie/saoirse-ronan-18-4385247-Dec2018/

filmfanb said...

Mary Queen of Scots isnt getting crap reviews. I like the Octavia Spencer guess.

kiki71 said...

Hilary was married and has had relationships. This actress seems to be newer to the scene. I say Saiorse because of ATONEMENT and her current film. I think Margot Robbie is married isn't she? And I thought there were rumors about her having sex with another guy at previous award shows behind his back?

YoSoyMilk said...

Tell me how Octavia Spencer could have a single guy wanting to fuck her? Sorry

Also, if you actually read the reviews, they aren't glowing. And Enty didn't say the reviews are crap, just the movie is for crap.

tristanjohn said...

Although she is married, something about this screams Natalie Portman to me. Maybe Vox Lux for the movie?

Jon said...

Had no idea who Ronan was, but after looking her up, she definitely looks like a stone cold lesbo in some pics.

Strangertruths12 said...

@tristanjohn I thought the same thing about Portman. The reference to being aloof seemed to fit her.

MDAnderson said...

I like Ronan for this. She has Little women coming out soon.

Jennifer said...

The arrangement with the beard getting sex from her friend "if needed" is more scandalous than the fact she is a lesbian.
In this day and age, I can't believe that it has to be such a secret.

fnchrstphr said...

Has Ronan won an oscar?

drkdragon777 said...

Ronan has been nominated and Swank just got remarried a few months ago

OriginalKK said...

Jessica Chastain

Chris said...

Saiorse Ronan fits this to a T except for the mention about big budget movies. She doesn't really do those (yet).

Alf Landon said...

Ronan. She had been too young for questions to come up before.

fnchrstphr said...

That's just the Irish you see. The most unattractive race on earth.

skdu rh said...

As shown in the text, the actress is an actress who took a sex scene with a man in a movie.

Did Ronan shoot sex scene with a man?

And so on. The actress will be single.

The word "boyfriend" comes out instead of husband.

Amartel said...

"cachet" not "cache"

Davis1988 said...

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wmagazine.com/story/saoirse-ronan-jack-lowden-dating/amp

Definitely Ronan...

Drumstixx said...

Ronan dated Hozier for a while so I don’t think it’s her.

Anna Mouse said...

I like this. ....sounds like old hollywood!

Unknown said...

https://www.dailyedge.ie/saoirse-ronan-18-4385247-Dec2018/

Paul Saint John said...

Is this a new Hollywood trend? Lesbian actresses were never rare but not in such large numbers. My guess is most female producers are butch lesbians who are having their pick of lipstick lesbians on the casting couch.

Tierney said...

I don't know that I really care who it is - obviously (if this is true), she's making it work, isn't hurting anyone and gets the job(s) done. Win/win. Kudos to anyone who can keep their privacy and dignity in this town.

Brayson87 said...

I'm just glad she's finally getting the recognition she deserves. She was great in so many movies that just nosedived for reasons having nothing to do with her.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6480673/Saoirse-Ronan-wows-European-premiere-Mary-Queen-Scots-London.html

"Margot Robbie exudes old Hollywood glamour in perilously plunging polka dot gown as she joins stunning Saoirse Ronan at the European premiere of Mary Queen of Scots in London"

Spekulatius said...

@Unknown thx for the link.
I think Saoirse Ronan fits. Maybe she and Chalamet can give each other tips on how to handle the whole beard situation.

Spekulatius said...

Btw, what is it with this whole living in the closet shit. It´s 2018... nobody gives a shit anymore. Live your life.

Bumtitty said...

In context that sounds a bit rude ;)

postaldog said...

Maybe the Enty-speak is throwing me off, but when he says " Multiple Academy Award nominations/wins" doesn't that mean she would have won more than one Oscar? That sort of narrows the list down.

Unknown said...

Is Emma Stone a contender?

Gator said...

Margot Robbie & Jessica Chastain are married.

bumble bee said...

Jennifer Lawrence

MDAnderson said...

Lol it does sound weird after rereading it!!

TheInimitableNEET said...

@Unknown The Favourite is currently sweeping the awards circuit, so it would be facetious for enty to refer to it as "for crap". I also think Emma would be considered A or A+ by his admittedly nebulous criteria, and she had a long public relationship with Andrew Garfield.

The obvious candidate seems to be Saoirse Ronan.

"Multiple Academy Award nominations/wins."

Atonement, Brooklyn, Lady Bird.

"You will not find her ever hooking up or associating or being seen with her open contemporaries. She does not allow a whiff of conversation about her sexuality."

Never friends with her castmates. We only know her best friend, who recently published a book Saorise helped promote on Jimmy Fallon.

"over the past several years as she has been on this incredible acting run, she has faced more press and more questions and she realized she needed a beard."

How I Live Now, Grand Budapest Hotel, Brooklyn, Lady Bird, etc. The inquiries over her seemingly non-existent romantic life have become increasingly conspicuous too, especially in publications like Vogue (which dedicated 2 paragraphs to banally noting it) and even her Ellen appearance. We also never saw her with her past alleged boyfriend in any context, whether it was social media or her red carpet. Her only casual appearances have been in photos with, surprise surprise, all women.

"She enjoys a level of cache and aloofness that keeps most personal life questions at bay."

Earned her first Academy nomination as a kid. Not to mention it would've been sketchy as fuck to bring that stuff up.

"She had a sex scene in a movie and got to pick the actor for that scene."

Jack Lowden in Mary, Queen of Scots. It was weirdly emphasized in some of the promotional material leading up the movie's release.

"If he needed sex, he should come to her and she had a friend who would be willing and would be discreet."

Newcomer to the gossip world, but isn't this inconvenient? Assuming the blind is true why wouldn't Lowden discreetly take care of business on his end with escorts or a party willing to sign NDAs? Getting friends involved in these bearding shenanigans sounds ripe for disastrous PR if the third party spills the beans.

Aquagirl said...

@Spekulatius: She’s actually good friends with Chalamet. Calls him ‘Timmy’.

Telly said...

Regina Hall??

Urban Rosebud said...

Telly- that is also a good guess. But she skews mostly urban, so not enough mainstream recognition (in the white world) to work as an answer on this site.

The Raving Badger said...

Omg. Looked up Ronan and Lowden. Found interview about their sex scene in MQoS where he goes down on her and they choreographed it. "We looked after each other,” she added. “I don’t think he’d ever done anything like that before either. It was new territory for both of us.”

I'm dead.

Andrew Simpson said...

This is obviously Saorise Ronan but she is only 24. She is young she seems very focused on her career. I get a lipstick lesbian vibe from her. Also like Enty says whenever two actors are said to be in a relationship when a movie is out is fake.

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Zenn T said...

This is elaborated to be about Ronan but it has a fatal flaw, she and Lowden have been going out for more than a year now.

Jfer Warr said...

Or perhaps someone is asexual...you know the a in lgbtqia...

Jfer Warr said...

Or perhaps someone is asexual...you know the a in lgbtqia...

Jfer Warr said...

Or perhaps someone is asexual...you know the a in lgbtqia...

BRAD PITT said...

Greta buried her indie head in between Saoirse's legs and kissed until she screamed

orangesoda said...

Enough with the lgbtqiahdbsjsmafhwj talk please

Londoner said...

I think Enty is talking about Ronan but I don't think he's right. About 3 years ago I went to an advance screening of Brooklyn in London and the films director did a Q&A afterwards. He was asked about casting Ronan and he said he'd first met with her a couple of years before just to talk to her about the role. He said it was a transitional period in her life as she was 18, had just left her parents home in Ireland to live in a flat in London, had her first real BOYFRIEND and was obviously in love and enjoying life.

There was no reason for her to have a beard then, she didn't publicise that boyfriend (whoever he was) and has obviously been keeping her relationships private ever since. I just don't buy that she's gay.

Puddin said...

Ronan has not won any academy awards.

Funhouse said...

What do you mean, were never rare?
They were always rare.
And who are all tgese lesbian actresses today?

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