Thursday, December 13, 2018

Blind Item #9

The alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity apparently has a Twitter and Instagram account under a fake name she uses to take shots at people who take shots at her. 

59 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Megan Markle

fnchrstphr said...

Meghan Markle. Her IG account is SussexSquad. She picks cat fights with Dave Janetti and always loses or at least embarrasses herself.

BlissBoo said...

There's NO way she'd name her account something even relatable to her. I don't believe it. I believe she has an account, but not with any identifying markers.

J said...

Money shots?

notthisagain said...

this wont end well

sandybrook said...

Hi DM'ers enjoy your PMs last few months in power!Post away!!

Freckles said...

Markle. She holds that baby bump like she is the first woman to ever be pregnant.

Zebra Seasoning said...

I'm with BlissBoo. MM is a lot of things, but stupid isn't one of them. I don't doubt there are "secret" IG accounts etc, but I'm guessing they're named more like "FluffyBirdies" not "SussexSquad."

Guessing SussexSquad is some self-appointed guard dog with a mission to "protect" MM from all the horrible haters. Every fandom has them, just google any star's name on Twitter and you'll see people frothing at any perceived slight to their idol. The worst is when they go after professionals or coworkers. I'd hate to be a SAG Award person since Cumberbatch wasn't nominated.

hunter said...

The clutch she had on her baby bump was a real turnoff for me, it was too obvious and blatant. My respect for her took a bit of a dive.

J said...

Lol @ "respect" for this tramp.

How adorable!

Smalls said...

SussexSquad is clearly a fan account. If she has a real one, she's not naming it anything close to identifiable. No way.

Krab said...

In other words, the Daily Mail had an article about how MM feels frustrated at not being to answer back to her haters, so Enty swiftly made up this blind.

PurplePuffin said...

Suuuuure she does. If so, she has way too much time on her hands. Well, actually, she does. How does she spend her copious amounts of spare time? Picking out clothes and shoes that don't fit properly and strategizing about how to piss off the BRF? She bugs.

Nutty_Flavor said...

In addition to her unimpressive acting career, Markle is a writer.

She wrote a "secret" blog about being an unsuccessful actress in Hollywood, she wrote fawning celebrity pieces on her imitation-GOOP blog The Tig, and even now she writes her own terrible speeches. (If you're been suffering from constipation, read the drivel she delivered to the fashion gathering the other night.)

Writers write, almost compulsively. There is no way you can convince me that Markle hasn't been writing in her own defense on every social media she can find.

Akbar Johnson said...

Even bitches who aren't famous do this, why the surprise?

Nutty_Flavor said...

BTW, there's an algorithm that was used to identify JK Rowling when she was trying to write under the pseudonym Robert Galbraith. Writers have a specific cadence and word choice that is very difficult to conceal.

Anyone with access to stuff Meghan has written under her own name could compare that text to some of the extreme social media texts defending her. Bingo! Same writer.

M Styles said...

This trick.
Another transgender pretending to be knocked up.
B*tch is wearing a MOONBUMP.
You show me a REAL WOMAN who's face, upper arms and butt don't get bigger while knocked up.
SO FAKE.
If you believe this trick is really knocked up, you need your eyes checked and your mind unbrainwashed.
Transgenders can't have babies.
Look at her digit ratio...it's that of a male. Bone structure and DNA don't lie.

filmfanb said...

So............................Will Markle become a Diana or a Fergie at the end of all this.

Henriette said...

Sparkles will end up being a Fergie, but with worse publicity.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Yeah, I don't think she'll get a comeback like Fergie seems to be getting.

Also, Markle is a US citizen. Bumping her off might create diplomatic headaches nobody needs.

MichelleJ817 said...

Supposedly 1 of her fake Twitter accounts is @hrhmegh ... Who knows but whoever does run that account seems a bit unstable

Lamby said...

On that photo booth picture that was taken down there was a tag for @hrhofsussex It definitely looks like a fan account, but who knows...could look like that on purpose

Zebra Seasoning said...

@Nutty_Flavor- I think she had to give up her US citizenship prior to the wedding.

News said...

has boh uk and us citizenship they said

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Zebra, it could be she began the process of giving up her US citizenship, but that process is a long one. They go through all your finances and you have to pay a special "exit" tax to make sure you're not giving up your citizenship to avoid taxes due.

Unknown said...

The clock is ticking Megs, and what will happen when Charles pulls his support? It will soon happen because HM will not like you deliberately trying to upstage Kates planned events.
You think you’re so sly and no one can see how thirsty you are, upstaging Eugenie at her wedding and you couldn’t resist even upstaging the designer you were supposed to be honoring
You’re gross Megahn and call your Dad

Donmack said...

She can’t apply for British citizenship until she’s lived here continuously for three years. If she and Potato Head do go to Canada or US for a while, she has to start the three years all over again. Unlikely that she’ll ever give up her US citizenship...she can be both & have two passports.

Unknown said...

Remember Megs, Elizabeth the Second is still the Queen, and as she has already stated you get what she decides to give you. I can see no royal titles given to the bump you are so desperate to display
Too bad you couldn’t take the hint of Frogmore Cottage
The knives are out for you, Megs and no amount of money will buy you back a reputation that is already lost due to your own actions.
Keep writing those checks to your troll farm, it’s amusing

Nutty_Flavor said...

@Unknown, I can't help but wonder how the hammer is going to fall.

My guess is that there will be a "Squidgy" type episode, a leaked phone conversation or even an unexpectedly recorded private conversation from home. (Blame Amazon's Alexa?)

The conversation could be Meghan admitting she'd cheated on Harry (as Enty suggested), admitting the pregnancy is a fake, or saying she hates Britain or the British people.

Or, even more usefully, saying something racist or using a racial slur. That would neutralize her inevitable claim that the Royal Family disliked her solely because she is biracial.

Unknown said...

Oh, I think you’re on to something Nutty

I definitely believe a scandal is coming that will force Harrys hand and necessicate a divorce. Alexa is a great guess, and it was absolutely proven later that the Squidgygate recording originated from Dianas phone and was played over the air several times in hopes an innocent bystander would record it, it was recorded twice on two different dates, once in 1989 and again in 1990 by two different people.

I have already heard rumors that a tape is out there with Megahn admitting she lied when she claimed she didn’t know who Harry was and bragging about how successful her honey trap worked with him.

There is an interesting clip on Insta when Megs was being interviewed for a Suits junket, she calls out the reporter live on air for looking over her shoulder, it was embarrassing to watch and I think clearly shows how Megs is as a person.
It wasn’t her being assertive, it was her being aggressive and rude, to someone only doing their job

sam said...

@MStyles I have 2 very close girlfriends that did not gain a single ounce during pregnancy anywhere other than their bellies. They were those women who you can't even tell they're pregnant when you see them from behind. No change in their faces, arms, or butt. Some women are just fortunate that way.

Anony said...

Ha! Akbar saying it like it is!

Mary Smith said...

Oh my god....yes! Exactly.

Mary Smith said...

I have had three pregnancies - 8 lb babies...all boys. Only had a small basketball tummy. No weight gain anywhere else...ever. From behind you could not tell I was even preggo.

Cee Kay said...

Same here. I didn't gain weight anywhere but my belly. And yep, I had a boy!

Krab said...

With my first, a boy, I actually lost weight while pregnant. So yeah, it can happen. (Frickin gallbladder)

Hortensia said...

MeAgain! is going to screw up big time somewhere along the way. She already has several times, and it's just a matter of time because she disregards the institution of the BRF. They are nothing compared to her, in MM's mind. She's already half a lunatic; the pressure of her situation will push her over the edge many times.
She will be much worse than Fergie.

Dannette said...

A book on MeAgain is being prepared, by the same woman who did the one on Diana revealing her bulimia and relationship with Hewitt. It is expected to have some real juice in it, as there's lots of ignored friends, relatives and others eager to have a say -- Duchess Difficult is arrogant, rude and regularly ghosts people who don't fit in her fairytale. If I were Megs I would get the hell out before the ceiling falls in.

Anonymous said...

Markle is used as a distraction.
It gets the people's minds off of Brexit and more serious issues facing the nation.

ShouldaWouldaCoulda said...

How can anyone suggest Megs is faking a baby bump? PH and his family would know and no way support that. Crazy. But I agree Meg is in this all for fame. Damn ad making typing difficult.

cupofteaandsliceofcake said...

Isn’t this a well know PR ploy lots of celebs use? Fake comments , good or bad to create traffic and interest? Bet it goes Here! Dont blame MM and so easy to do. She must be rampant on the official Kensington Palace instagram comments, the comments td used to be quite mean and some horrendous , and now rightly the comments are moderate rd but now your in danger of diabetes from the amount of sugar the commentators leave on MM posts.

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Unknown said...

I have been on the end of one of her diatribes. It doesn't take much to set her off. All I did was dare to suggest that Harry wasn't intelligent. It wasn't even about her directly and wasn't venomous. That's all it took for her to get riled up. She's really funny but also unhinged, totally certifiable.

I was informed that it was her and the composition style was very unusual. I didn't believe it at first, but then it became obvious from her rants and "insider" knowledge. Plus, hindsight is 20/20 vision. The current stories about her abusing staff really have merit. She has that capacity to just insult people without engaging in intelligent discussion. She's akin to an alley cat, no morals, a malicious desire for revenge.

Lady A said...

ooOOOooo juicy! You still got that message? Fancy sharing it with the rest of the class?

Totto_ said...

I think it's funny how people here say it's unthinkable that she would ever make an account with an obvious name, you guys, she's an actress they're not that smart. Just look at Angelina Jolie, the Sony leaks showed that yes, she posted online to defend herself and what was her account named? Thelookoflove with a photo of her and Brad as her avatar. So yes, I can believe she's dumb enough to be that obvious.

Unknown said...

Lady A: I would or even give more details but it might reveal my identity ... it's not that exciting but just confirms what Enty has posted. Really, she's all over the 'net. MM just can't help herself. As I posted, a malicious, venomous desire for revenge and to cause carnage against the merest trifle of a perceived slight. It was on twitter, under the pseudonym of Camelot or something like that. I think I blocked her or I might have looked. She was insufferable in the small amount of time I had to interact with her.

Totto: exactly; I don't understand how she is considered so intelligent. Most of what she says is new-age, self-indulgent waffle. In the context of the wider world, she wouldn't rate, let's leave it at that.

Meow said...

Lol she's copied Diana...now it's the Virgin Mary!!����

Nutty_Flavor said...

I'd never heard that story about Jolie, Totto!

But Meghan is clearly a Jolie fan - she's recreated several Jolie photos, in particular one in which she (and Jolie) are wearing a tuxedo and high heels and sitting on a barstool.

The black one-shouldered dress Meghan wore to the fashion awards was also Jolie inspired. You can find an image online of Jolie wearing an almost identical dress, and despite the theme of the evening, that dress isn't for sale by Givenchy.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Speaking of which, did anyone else catch the Royals' Christmas card photos? Mostly standard family shots, happy holidays, smiling for the camera - except Harry and Meghan's.

They're standing with their backs to the viewer, in a black and white shot, watching fireworks in the distance. (Aren't fireworks maybe a good thing to see in color?)

Also, who sends out a Christmas card of the back of their head?

Party Zone said...

of course she would use an obvious name and think it's so clever, you know - hiding in plain sight

Depeche Model said...

Ah yes mercyprospertiy, of course, 'nobody' is talking about Brexit anymore at all, except for EVERY SINGLE NEWSPAPER ACROSS THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF EUROPE.

Depeche Model said...

Party zone +1

'hiding in plain sight' is what I through too. She's so narcissistic and impressed with herself, and she thinks the public are just poor dumb plebs who'd never figure out that it's really her in that fan-sounding account, those stupid commoners muahaha

Unknown said...

Call me crazy and stupid...lol. Wouldn't it be more likely that it is highly sophisticated artificial intelligence bots infiltrating the sites on her behalf. I know that anyone who has encountered those things would consider me the latter (crazy/stupid) for even using the word intelligence in reference to them. I remember the story of an artificial intelligence bot being created and it turned itself into a teenage racists female...so it could realistically happen.

It just seems that these things have been injected with evil demon spirits - like some weird hybrid of sorts. Or maybe mm is just as horrible as everyone says and the bots are made in her messed up image...lol

Laura Ramona said...

And the trollsquad jumped on the train

Danielle said...

At least someone can see clearly what Enty is doing because the rest of the people here are dipshits.

Jennacheryl said...

Okay so I don't understand all the hAte is about with her holding her baby bump. We are talking about a woman who didn't, at least claimed and Enty backed her up, that she couldn't get pregnant. MM is excited about her child.
I think she might be a little uncomfortable in all areas of her life right now.

Thot Crimes said...

When will #MegsIt happen?

I hope before #MegsIt happens, Markles starts trolling y'all by speaking with a fake british accent then refusing to acknowledge it.


Is there a place to place bets on when #MegsIt happens?


Thot Crimes said...

@unknown - RIP Tay.

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