Thursday, January 17, 2019

Blind Item #13

This foreign born A-/B+ list tennis player spent the night prior to an important match, hooking up with two guys she met online. 

28 comments:

sandybrook said...

Sharapova and she lost.

Tricia13 said...
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Tricia13 said...

Caroline Wozniaki

Mark said...

Eugenie Bouchard, who lost a big match to Serena last night.

Tricia13 said...

Who played Sharapova today I think...

yepthatsme said...

Has to Eugenie Bouchard coz Maria and Caroline have a big match today.

Brayson87 said...

So she got spitroasted to help straighten her back out or something?

Ksmith said...

She told her fans on instagram to message her because she was lonely

Andy said...

Oh God if it was Bouchard..

Groggy said...

@Brayson - gives new meaning to the term "doubles" in tennis.

Or two-handed smash.

LEANNE NORMAN said...

Obviously supposed to be Eugenie, not that it would make a difference Serena would wipe the floor with her if she'd had twelve hours sleep. Eugenie's days as a top ten player are well over.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6587401/Tennis-star-Eugenie-Bouchard-24-looking-hot-date-uploading-seductive-snap.html

rosie riveter said...

I believe Sharapova would of hooked up w females

St St St Steve said...

Ladies doubles....nice!

Donna said...

I assume the problem is she lost?

J F said...

Sounds like a kindness blind

Brayson87 said...

She's single and in her 20's, this really isn't atypical for the current gen. There is some sort of rule that if the two guys make eye contact from the different ends they must high five each other. Thank you internet for empowering young women. ;)

Sarton Bander said...

I'm glad they're not MMFing the ball touching way. That's just gay.

Lucky13 said...

@Donna

If it was two on one then yes, she absolutely lost.

hunter said...

Prostitution is prostitution. Women rarely pay for it and regardless of sexual attraction, it's unlikely one will be attracted to their john anyway.

Unknown said...

This is obviously some not-so creative fiction based on Bouchard's post.

Huckleberry said...

How does this happen? Where do I have to go? Hey everybody at CDAN, who wants to have a threesome with me?

astra worthington said...

The current generation is nasty.

Andrew Simpson said...

It is NOT Serena she is a married woman with a husband and a child. And it isn't Maria Sharapova because there are rumours she is a lesbian. It has to be Eugenie Bouchard she is worldwide famous for her LOOKS and NOT her TENNIS! Bouchard has a large social media following. Well good for Eugenie getting laid!

I'm Outraged! said...

What a made up load of bullshit.

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McJ 2051 said...

Chances of this being completely fabricated by the writer - very high.
Chances of this being fabricated by the supposed males - fairly high.
Chances of this being true - minimal. Since - if it happened - who else would know other than those there?

Em22 said...

Since when does being married and having children matter with any of these highfalutin hoity toity types? They pretty much all cheat. Or leave one, for the other. Gotta fill that void!
And, it's not good for her getting laid if it's her. It's gross, and probably the exact reason she's having to meet strangers off the internet to get laid, and needing 2 random dudes to get the job done. Kinda sad, if you think about it. What good guy is going to want to marry a woman after learning who knows what, and how many others has been inside her coochie?! I don't care how good looking u are, or how much money u have... At the end of the day, your looks are going to fade, and your money won't keep you company at night when you have nothing left. Definitely very sad indeed.

orangesoda said...

As someone of this generation, I'd like to point out that this is gross and abnormal. Being a human cum rag is not a good look.

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