Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #4

January 8, 2018

Golden Globes

The winner of the worst botox/filler of the night goes to this permanent A list mostly television actress who seemingly loves a certain pay cable channel. Her movies have been hit and miss, but she has had great luck with television. People had jaw dropping moments when they saw what she has done in the past couple of weeks.

Sarah Jessica Parker

49 comments:

Unknown said...

Full on elephant man by now? Horse-elephant cross breed.

sandybrook said...

I wonder what her second favorite channel behind HBO is, Horse Racing TV?

Guesser said...

The mistake of doing your face too close to Award season. She should know better.

Chantal said...

And lay off the thick, black eyeliner. It looks ridiculous.

Brayson87 said...

Have some compassion, she's just trying to stay out of the glue factory.

longtimereader said...

Just say 'neigh'

Unknown said...

Maybe she's aware, since there are no pictures to be found of her from that night. (She SKIPPED a red carpet? Must have realized.)

eg56 said...

With that much artificial substance in her system she probably failed her urine test after the show.

Sarton Bander said...

>She SKIPPED a red carpet?

You'd think she'd be jockeying for position.

Unknown said...

Does anyone else think that ad for Winter Blanco looks like Jimmy Fallon in drag?

Amartel said...

Y'all are so mean!

momo said...

lololol Why the long face?

cheesegrater15 said...

LOOOOOL, y'all ain't right

Countervail said...
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David Howes said...

When I had my droopy (injured as a teen) right eye lid fixed last year, the surgeon said, "It takes 30 to 60 days for the body to heal from surgery!"
He is correct.

My eye lid is fine now.

Countervail said...
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Sara, Making It Work said...

@Countervail,
This blind is from a year ago.

:| raven |: said...

i only like her in The Family Stone.

Unknown said...

Hollywood is missing the boat with her.

Mrs. Ed.

Sex and the Stable.



Amartel said...

The Family Stone was one long shudder fest of horrible people doing hideous things in a lovely setting that none of them deserved. SJP's character was the only one that became slightly more human at the end.

eg56 said...

She's under consideration for the lead in Secretariat II.

Unknown said...

Hellooooo Matthew, er uh, I mean Wilber.

eg56 said...

>The mistake of doing your face too close to Award season. She should know better.<

But she'll be looking fine in time for Triple Crown season.

Unknown said...

Parker? I thought it was Sarah Jessica Trotter.

:| raven |: said...

omg you guys are awful! lol

♡Nora_Charles said...

@Longtimereader
I was reading through comments trying my best not to laugh at the horse.. but YOU!! LMAO!! I spit pop everywhere!! I.AM.DEAD

Real Sench said...

It's amazing because when she was younger and maybe 5 pounds heavier with fluffy hair to soften her look, she really wasn't terrible-looking.

eg56 said...

Real Sench -- Agree...she wasn't a bad looking filly.

Sal T said...

Ferris Bueller’s Neigh Off!

Anyone? Anyone?......🤦🏻‍♀️

Brayson87 said...

@Sal, you're thinking of Animal House, they left her character in Dean Wormer's office.

VeeBee said...

WHY does she insist on that garish eyeliner and ashen color palette? It makes her eyes look even smaller and closer together and her skin looks fresh from the undertaker.

Sal T said...

@Bray True, but she married Ferris and I doubt that he’s had a day off from her nagging ever since! ;)

M Styles said...

Ugh, can't fix the MAN face. Or her MAN HANDS.
This is what happens to old trannies, they FALL APART and desperately try to hold it together with botox/fillers and other assorted ugly plastic surgery.
SJP is not a natural born woman. PERIOD.

OldFart said...

From Mr. Big to Mr. Ed.

Claire Renee said...

OMG....funny comments. She was lovely when she appeared in Honeymoon in Vegas in '92. I think she was a bit heavier, her face seemed softer (you do lose face volume as you age)& fuller and she wasn't doing the thick black eyeliner. She needs a few sandwiches... Even when Sex & the City was on years ago my hubby always called her Old Horseface.

fairylights said...

Poor old warhorse. The old blonde mare just ain't what she used to be.

Freckles said...

How does she do d heels for those hooves? Manila Blanicker?

Hortensia said...

Leave her alone! She has a beauty that's not conventional, and she was really good in State & Main, and The Family Stone.

Trapped said...

SJP the old cat eye look is not for someone over 45 unless they are the 1% that’s ages like fine wine..
That’s not you and I know she needs to gain 15 pounds, but she and Hollyweird would insist she loses it.

Aoife said...

Y'all ain't right.

Freebird said...

Y’all need Jesus! 😂

HiThere said...

So many of you have probably gotten enjoyment from Carrie Bradshaw and will for years to come. Shame

Unknown said...

Remember...
Life is a circle.
What u put out there, including vicious nasty insults ...
comes back 2 you one-day.
Maybe not in this dimension.
But, one day.

Thot Crimes said...

Her people need to tell her whoa! on the eyeliner.

Lindsey said...

Does anyone have a link to what she looked like at the Globes?

fairylights said...

Here you go, Lindsey. Looking at the pictures, I think she looked better in the 2018 pictures than she did in white in 2017. https://www.redcarpet-fashionawards.com/2018/01/08/sarah-jessica-parker-dolce-gabbana-2018-golden-globe-awards/

Unknown said...

she looked fine, what are you on about?

why don't you ever pick on a man for his looks???

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Edie said...

It is wildly unkind to ridicule a person for his/her looks. Look out, instant karma's gonna get you.

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