Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Your Turn

If a Jurassic Park existed, would you visit.

46 comments:

Former CNN Anchor Candy Crowley said...

For fungi to grow they need as mushroom as possible.

MJ said...

absolutly yes

Brayson87 said...

Why do they never just stick to herbivores? It's always the carnivores eating all the tourists.

YoSoyMilk said...

Nah, never went through a dinosaur phase

hothotheat said...

Lol, Dad Jokes from Candy.

Brayson87 said...

Personally I'd prefer seeing giant sloths, how adorable would that be?

sandybrook said...

Nah barely went to the zoo that was within walking distance of one of my old homes and it was free.

hothotheat said...

No way.

Smalls said...

Chaos always........finds a way.

Krab said...

Of course.

Florin said...

100% yes. I still get chills at the first dinosaur reveal in the movie.

Ann said...

No.

:| raven |: said...

hell yes! i remember seeing the movie in the theater. i came out and expected to see dinos walking around. so cool!

David Howes said...

No!

:| raven |: said...

@Brayson87

actually, sloths scare me. lol

Jon said...

Any living creature in a zoo environment is unacceptable. This practice only shows the arrogance and lack of evolution of the human race.

AbbyRock said...

Yes

:| raven |: said...

@Jon

while i almost agree with you, i believe in some instances, zoos help to preserve species. i don't like the thought of a zoo at all.

i do love what we have here in Colorado called The Wild Animal Sanctuary.

https://www.wildanimalsanctuary.org/

they have rescued hundreds of animals from zoos, mistreatment, etc. they have almost 10,000 acres for these animals to roam. i knew this guy when he had two tigers, a leopard and a lion cub in the back yard of his home. now it's grown to this.

these beauties are happy and cared for.

Me said...

Sure. With my gf. She can't run fast.

:| raven |: said...

@Me

i shouldn't have laughed. but i did. out loud.

L said...

Absolutely, I would love to be eaten by a dinosaur

Brayson87 said...

@raven, well they're obviously more highly evolved than we are, but they don't seem to be a threat. Did you know that sloths are faster swimmers than walkers? :)

Brayson87 said...

@L, sounds like Taken by the T-Rex lol

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/18628458-taken-by-the-t-rex

"There was nothing in the entire world apart from this grunting, grinding, growling lizard and Drin,"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica

L said...

@Brayson87, not really what i meant, but you just introduced me to a whole new genre. Just look at this review:

"If, like me, you were wondering how sex with a T-Rex would even be possible, what with the size and all, I'm happy to report that it's not. Unhappily, it turns out that it is possible to wank one off. Drin won't get her Happy-Ever-After with this dude though, as he's a love 'em and leave 'em kinda guy and buggers off as soon as he's done, leaving Drin covered in his goo and leaving me feeling like Ace Ventura..."

Tracey said...

Heck yes.

Jon said...

Yes, you are correct that zoos sometimes save lives...however, in this hypothetical Jurassic Park scenario they would be creating life with the sole purpose of imprisoning it.

txredhd said...

Fuck yes and i would want to work there as well.

John the peon said...

It depends if it is a joint venture of the national tank museum and the NRA or the usual bunch of non-paranoids , who can't understand the concept of man sized bunkers and invincible gun choppers.🚁🚁🚁🚁🚁

Huckleberry said...

Fuck yes I would! That would be rad.

Hortensia said...

Jon, the deep thinking poop stain, has spoken.

VeeBee said...

OMG YESSSSSSS!!!!!!

meigling navarrete said...

fuck yeah

FififromMtl said...

Yuck no, and sloths are gross - I'm with you Raven

Cee Kay said...

That would be cool to see.

HeatherBee said...

Does it cost as much as Disneyland?

it took forever said...

Hell yes

Gator said...

Yeppers

Trapped said...

Oh hell no I don’t like that stuff at all.. I didn’t like Disney as a child and I detest it as an adult.
I still don’t like at all and I happy to say, I’m never going back again

More Cowbell said...

Yes! With a shotgun!

T. W. said...

Only if I were suicidal.

Jeff splatford said...

yeah I'd go.. but the first sign of Alan Grant and im outta there ..trouble always follows that fucker around

HiThere said...

Hell yeah. Except there would probably just be two versions:

A fun one with close up Dino experiences but the risk would be so high you’d have to be extremely rich

One average ppl could mostly afford but because so many ppl visit, it has to be really tame and thus not very much fun

All X's said...

Dinosaurs weren't a thing when I was a kid - so, no.

Unknown said...

YES! I was never a dinossaur kid, but the wonder behind it wouldn't age. I'd collect all my money to try and visit them one day, if people somehow brought them back in a park.

SimplyMasonZero said...

Why would you make a funny post about Jurassic Park and accuse the director of being one of the biggest predators alive?

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