Thursday, March 21, 2019

Your Turn

Stealing from Twitter. Google Florida Man and your birthday and see what story pops up.

102 comments:

Brayson87 said...

Or Florida woman, they're classic too.

sandybrook said...

Florida Man faked his own murder using a gun and weather balloon.

Super Comic Fun Time! said...

Florida man who attacked McDonald's worker over straw sentenced to jail

Harlita said...

“Florida man throws pizza at dad after finding out he helped deliver him at birth”

Tuesdi said...

"Police arrest Florida Man after zoo animals found in apartment"

Zebra Seasoning said...

Florida man wrecks liquor store, blames it on caterpillar

cheesegrater15 said...

Florida Man Arrested After Demanding Cash and Donuts from Krispie Kreme

baltic_salt said...

man arressted for kicking swans and a duck

Sparkyinyyz said...

Florida Man spotted riding jet ski on Florida road

sillylittlefreak said...

"20-year-old Florida man claims $451M Mega Millions jackpot"

I was pleasantly surprised by mine.

Snatch and Ladders said...

Florida man high on flakka has sex with tree and calls himself Thor.

Jennifer said...

Oops! Florida man tells police to search his dashcam footage, forgetting it will incriminate him in burglary

Vita said...

This is hilarious!

Florida man claiming people were"eating his brains"leads police on insane golf course chase

2nd was= man arrested for throwing toilet through school board building window, arrested while sitting on another๐Ÿšฝ

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Nosey Parker said...

It doesn't work when you put Sept. 11th as your Bday.

Tinman said...

Squirrel attacks Florida man, rodent was raised by neighbor

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Jazzy Rae said...

Tampa man shoots, kills girlfriend and her 10-year-old son after fight over football game


Vita said...

Nosey-- perhaps try florida man september 11, 2018

Florin said...

Florida man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail

Farmgirl said...

Also my birthday!

Mrs Meat said...

Florida man shoots Facebook friend in buttocks after political argument.

Coulda bin wurse

Glitter said...

Florida man arrested for attempted striptease at restaurant

Nosey Parker said...

(today) March 21st - Florida Man steals Wendy Williams brain!

astra worthington said...

Florida man finds WW2 hand grenade, brings it with him to Taco Bell.

Leave Florida ALOOOOOOOONE

astra worthington said...

And Florida man didn’t need to bring a grenade to Taco Bell, if he waited a few minutes after eating their food, he’d be crapping his very own grenades ๐Ÿคฎ

Nachos BelGrenade ๐Ÿคข๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฏ

Jennifer said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ๐ŸŽ‚ NOSEY!!!!
๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰

Jennifer said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ๐ŸŽ‚ FARMGIRL!!!!
๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰

dee lewis said...

Baltic Salt...we have the same birthday!

Vita said...

Happy Birthday!!! ๐ŸŽˆ ๐ŸŽ‚๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‚ ๐ŸŽˆ

Nosey Parker said...

@Jennifer - Thanks, but it's not really my Bday. (also NOT 9/11)

tinydancer61 said...

Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts. And it was raised by a neighbor.
LMAO-why is FL so full of weirdos?

Uhhhh... said...

Happy Birthday Tinman, I had a birthday yesterday as well!

Uhhhh... said...

tinydancer61 you are March 20 too? Happy birthday!

firestarter said...

Florida man goes bananas, shoots out tires.

OhMama said...

"Bart salts kill Florida man."

Low Key said...

Florida man likes to garden in the nude, and his neighbors don't approve

Natalie Fike said...

Florida Man killed in Online Robbery Scam.

Katrina's Voice said...

Cops: Florida man told McDonald's ice cream machine broken, pulls out weapon

Jessica Sanko said...

Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff deputies

Florida woman reportedly shot husband in genitals during fight over air conditioning unit

Brayson87 said...

@Katrina, I could respect it if he shot the ice cream machine and said, "No, now it's broken." They pull that fake broken machine sh!t all the time ๐Ÿ˜…

Glue said...

@tinydancer61

Actually there are weirdos EVERYWHERE, but Florida has something called the Sunshine Law that gives the public *very* open access to public records.

This includes government meetings minutes, documents, and all arrest reports from sheriff's offices and police departments. Super awesome for journalists in Florida. Crazy stories sell papers/get page views. Journalists in other states don't have that free liberty to all documents like they do in Florida.

Hence, all the wild stories from Florida because we allow you to see our crazies. Other states like to keep their crazies hidden. (=

rosie riveter said...


Florida and Arizona, both places people go to either (1)hide or (2) die.
Yuck. We should give both to Mexico.
Even a TRADE FOR Mexico would be better.

Mozart said...

"Naked Florida man chases couple around Chick-fil-A parking lot"

LMAO I hope he was going BAWK-BAWK while he did it.

Substance D said...

Florida man shot at roommate over cat hair on couch. (Why not shoot the cat? Because, Florida)

Mozart said...

@rosie you break my heart. I'm from AZ and it's a lovely place. At least Tucson was.

Lisa Wolfinger said...

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/21/florida-man-birthday-why-google-search-challenge-has-gone-viral/3235270002/

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Brayson87 said...

@Rosie and Mozart, I always heard Arizona was cool ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

JL said...

Hope y’all realize that you just published your birthdays, or at least those of you who ised the real ones. Hope you are less gullible with fraudsters.

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Pollux said...

Did Florida man did an underground tunnel to rob a bank?

Pollux said...

Dig! Sorry, cracked screen

Post Cards From The Edge said...

May 11: FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER HIDING LEGLESS, FUGITIVE GIRLFRIEND IN STORAGE BIN, DEPUTIES SAY

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Sagan said...

Florida woman's estate sues suspect in face-chewing slaying

Post Cards From The Edge said...

May 11: FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED AFTER HIDING LEGLESS, FUGITIVE GIRLFRIEND IN STORAGE BIN, DEPUTIES SAY

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Mozart said...

@Brayson Tucson is the coolest city. I can't speak for Phoenix and the surrounding metroplex. Most of the stupid crap that happens in AZ seems to come from there.

rosie riveter said...

I apologize Mozart. My parents have a lovely vacation place in Arizona, Wickenburg I think.
I'll stick with just Florida from now on xoxo

MSAB09 said...

On May 26, 2012, a nude assailant, Rudy Eugene, attacked and maimed Ronald Poppo, a homeless man, on the MacArthur Causewayin Miami, Florida, making headlines worldwide. During the 18-minute filmed encounter, Eugene accused Poppo of stealing his Bible, beat him unconscious, removed Poppo's pants, and bit off most of Poppo's face above the beard (including his left eye), leaving him blind in both eyes.[1] As a result of the incident's shocking nature and subsequent worldwide media coverage, Eugene came to be dubbed the "Miami Zombie" and the "Causeway Cannibal"

Now isn't that something!!

kris said...

"Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand"....seems appropriate

hiyosilvergirl said...

"Florida Man Dials 911 and Demands Ride Home "To Change His Underwear"

******

Aside from retirees, cannot see much in common between AZ and FL.

Mozart said...

awww no hard feelings @rosie! <3

Ann said...

"Cops: Florida man stole footlong sandwich in his pants"

astra worthington said...

Yep Glue. Sunshine laws are good, and bad. If you’re lucky and get an exemption, your home address, vehicle info, etc, isn’t available to the public. I guess it doesn’t keep dumb criminal exploits hidden though. Every sheriff’s office has their website and mugshots. Fun reading! They used to have a “BOLO” magazine for sale at the gas stations, if you wanted to check out who was wanted and for what. And of course “wheel of fugitives”!

Personally I think the two worst and weirdest states with the craziest people are Ohio and Pennsylvania. And throw in Louisiana as well. But to each their own. Hopefully if the word gets out that Florida is full of crazies, the thousands of people moving in each day, will turn right back around and go home. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป

Cuddlebutt said...

Florida man, 33, power as housewife to lure men into home where he'd secretly film sex acts for web, cops say

Velvet said...

Florida idiot plans to tie himself to post during Hurricane Irma

Marianne said...

Sick twisted mother fucker! Florida man burns raccoon live for eating mangos!
That bastard will burn in Hell!

Cuddlebutt said...

Posed, not power. Stupid autocorrect.

shakey said...

Man tries to rob Krispy Kreme of doughnuts. I tried googling my birth year but nothing came up.

Bonnie said...

4 Feb 2019;
Florida Woman Arrested For Throwing Frozen Pork Chop At Her Boyfriend

Bonnie said...

4 Feb 2019:
Florida Man Damages Parked Cars Because He Could Not Find His Car

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Big Kim said...

My birthday too! Scorpios baby

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Big Kim said...

Or I guess this could’ve happened more than once who knows it’s Florida am I rite

Big Kim said...

Happy burfday!

Big Kim said...

Are we really three people on here that has birthdays on Nov 10? Or has this happened many times ๐Ÿ˜

Alka Selzer said...

Florida man tells jury he dismembered dad’s body, fearing blame for death.

bellabella said...

Florida Man With No Arms Charged With Stabbing Man With Scissors


Bella ftw!!!

Tempestuous Grape said...

Florida man charged with setting woman on fire after dispute.

Meme said...

Florida woman trades sex act for $5 and Pringles.

Cee Kay said...

Florida Man Arrested By Police After Demanding Cash and Donuts From Krispy Kreme.

Man, I could not make this stuff up. Viva Florida!

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Hot sauce saves Florida man after car crashes into Taco Bell

astra worthington said...

This is my favorite. Damn caterpillars ๐Ÿ›

I bet it was an orangedog caterpillar lol

HeatherBee said...

Florida man sits fire to raccoon for eating his mangoes. Yikes!!

GentleBreeze said...

'Florida Man Attacked By Neighborhood Squirrel Who Has Residents On High Alert' Gotta admit it's kinda funny, but I still wanna defend my adopted state of over 40 years.
I agree with the Sunshine Law part of our infamy. Also, y'all keep moving down here!

Doodlegirl said...

Florida man tries to buy McDonald's with a bag of weed. Sounds about right. Yay Florida!

luckythewondercat said...

Florida man tells jury he dismembered dad's body fearing blame for death.

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Krissie said...

Florida Mother Killed 11-Year-Old Daughter to ‘Prevent Her From Having Sex’
Yikes

emeraldcity said...

Florida man loses pants in burglery.......Police in Florida need help identifying a “not-so-smooth criminal” who used a fire extinguisher to make a hole in the wall at a Lakeland Hyundai dealership.

Either the hole wasn’t big enough or he just was ill-prepared to climb through it. He spent more than a minute trying to illegally maneuver his way inside the business lossing his pants in the process.

There is even a store video of this one.

Miss Anne Thrope said...

"A Florida Man let it all hang out at a strip club, dancer says. He wasn’t part of the act"

Scandi Sanskrit said...

THATS IT. I’m filtering Florida men out of my dating site search results.

Elphin MacSkye said...

"Couple found dead on railroad tracks in suicide pact."

Poogie said...

A 21-year old man was rushed to the hospital after almost completing the 10th day of Destroy Dick December and died several hours later of a heart attack when he was trying to fap for the last time.

Red Velvet Boots said...

Florida man accused of stabbing woman over under-cooked potato

candyfish said...

Florida man pleads guilty to mailing bombs to Trump foes

Honestly I feel like this one could be from any state.

shakey said...

Hey Cee Kay, we share the same birthday!

Reading my email notifications really late.

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