Wednesday, March 20, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #3

March 13, 2019

He doesn't like going to London to meet his reality star girlfriend because that is too obvious, but he will go to Europe and have them meet him there. The thing is though, this A+ list mostly movie actor calls several of the reality stars his girlfriend so you kind of have to wait to see which one turns up in town to see who he is sleeping with that week.

Brad Pitt

34 comments:

:| raven |: said...

i am so disappointed in this.

seriously.

sandybrook said...

I don't expect reality stars to have more than low double digit IQs maybe a bit higher than their ages possibly, Brad understands this as well.

Vita said...

Sandy--lol! Making it even worse, lol!

infinite8e1ng said...

lies

Low Key said...

He's single, yeah? These are all adults? So who cares?

Bonby Haud said...

I mean, I can believe it though because if I looked like Bradworth, I too would be a babe slaying deviant

sandybrook said...

Technically he's single I'm not sure he and St. have agreed to divorce matters yet.

Aquagirl said...

Technically still married to Angie Ho.

Midsummer night said...

People fuck. Yawn.

Vita said...

I dont think every gossip bit is about breaking Commandments, look to be smited, level of wrong, just, oooh, so-and-so is making some unnecessary drama for himself if he gets busted level wrong.

As I mentioned in the original post on this one, I hope he's been snipped or is using well-made, untampered with condoms, bc snagging him with a baby would be the ultimate reality chick coup.

Liz Pop said...

Exactly @lowkey. Nothing to see here.

anonymous said...

I see no problem here

Aquagirl said...

@Vita: RE: getting busted. I think that’s why he’s dating women in Europe. Angie would lose her shit if he started dating someone in LA. I don’t get the reality star thing though. There are millions of women that Brad could date.

Bob Barnett said...

I hope he bangs every hot woman currently breathing

Do Tell said...

Whaaaaaat? You mean Out of Touch and Not OK! magazines have been lying to idiot stans about a Brad and Jen reunion simply to sell issues? Say it ain't so.

Do Tell said...

and lol @ the notion that AJ gives a shit who he's banging. She has her own sex life.

The delusion that either one of them is jealous over the other one is what keeps rags like Out Of Touch magazine in business.

Londoner said...

London IS in Europe. Enty needs a geography lesson.

Depeche Model said...

I would let Brad date the crap out of me. He just gets better with age.

:| raven |: said...

there's no problem with it. i just don't want him to be a reality star bimbo ho.

*sigh*

Brayson87 said...

Who cares what Brad Pitt is sticking? He's single and he's never demonstrated a proclivity for children, animals or unwilling adults, which automatically makes him better than 50% of Hollywood.

Not to mention that after Angie he can only improve, the bar is so low he could trip over it.

Gator said...

I hope he's smarter than to hook up with Stephanie Pratt, he can do much better than a D-list wannabe who rode in on her asshole brother's coattails.

Yvettie said...

I remember years ago when I sent enty the blind about putt with a blond girl. Now it evolved to this.

astra worthington said...

Londoner, maybe he means continental Europe?

Vita said...

Aquagirl-- thank you for being able to translate me!

The blind is about him needing to date in Continental Europe bc he risks being busted by the other reality chicks and other gals in UK that he is plowing thru. Easier to go undetected/unconfronted by the other gals, not anything more than that.

Troy Dyer said...

Ok but who are the girlfriendS?!

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Freckles said...

What a Mental Midget!

Scandi Sanskrit said...

I’m more dissapointed that George Clooney turned out to be such a suck-up for the monarchy that is barf.

He we the closest thing we had to a modern-day Cary Grant. He had everything going on for him: as wife that made him look respectable, a dignified look... And then he kisses the Queen arse.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

*And then he kisses the Queen’s BUTT

There. I made it sound classier.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Dammit. You had to remind me THAT “Angie” existed. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Uuuuuugh. 😒

I’m just writing a story with a character named Bianca who goes by Angie at her dayjob (she’s a sex worker). Dammit.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Never mind. It doesn’t matter, she’s the next-door neighbour if my main character Michelle (named after the Beatles song).

And the Bianca/Angie character is nothing like St. Angelina Jolie.

See, Angelina Jolie wants you to believe she’s a saint and my character is a good person who doesn’t Care if you think she’s not a saint. Coincidentally, my Angie character is also trying to get a reality gig.

GentleBreeze said...

Bollocks.

rabbit said...

Yes, Angie would go crazy with revenge spite, using custody as her mode of deployment.

I'm Outraged! said...

Lucky Brad

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