Friday, March 22, 2019

Your Turn

A reality show you would never want to be on.

46 comments:

sandybrook said...

I wouldn't lower myself to be on any of them.

JT0130 said...

any of the Housewives.Those women can never be taken seriously after debasing themselves for Cohen.

JT0130 said...

If I had talent, I would definitely do the competitions ones, like project runway or top chef. I could never do a lifestyle one.

Brayson87 said...

Naked and Afraid, having to sleep face down so the mosquitoes only bite your a$$ and not your genitals, but also having to lay high enough off the ground so the ants don't try to eat you. F*ck that.

E said...

Agree with sandybrook, but I'd have to pick "Survivor". I wouldn't last three days

Super Comic Fun Time! said...

It would be easier to ask what I would be on. I would be on an archaeology show or a history show or even Ancient Aliens but I wouldn't be on one of the fake drama shows, I don't think. I mean, I'm not above selling out so if the check was big enough.

Leanne Norman said...

Married at first sight.

LooksLikeCRicci said...

Keeping up with the Kardashians.

I'd rather have mosquitoes and ants bite me on the ass than hang out with that toxic-ass family.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

It’s midnight in my timezone and my brain is tired AF after work all day and I read your comment as you never wanted to be on “Ancient Aliens” and like OMG this commenter is Ann alien. 👽 OMG. 😂🤣

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE! 🤷🏻‍♀️🐈☁️💤

Scandi Sanskrit said...


It’s midnight in my timezone and my brain is tired AF after work all day and I read your comment as you never wanted to be on “Ancient Aliens” and like OMG this commenter is Ann alien. 👽 OMG. 😂🤣

GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE! 🤷🏻‍♀️🐈☁️💤

Anonymous said...

COPS

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Farmgirl said...

My 600 lb Life

AbbyRock said...

None- never watched them and 99.9% chance I never will. IMO, it's trashy to put all of your business in the public eye. Doesn't seem like it's worked out well for those who have.

Do Tell said...

Housewives or Kardashians.

Zebra Seasoning said...

I might like to be on a cooking one, but the rest are brain wasters.

PghGirl said...

None of them

Todd said...

The Ultimate Fighter - I would probably be killed or have permanent brain damage if I stepped into the Octagon with those MMA fighters.

Anonymous said...

Other than the first couple of seasons of Survivor I've never watched a reality show. I'm going with PghGirl and saying none of them.

GlassLass said...

Sister Wives

Vita said...

I wouldn't last two seconds on any of them, but Brayson said it with Naked and Afraid...every cell in my body just screams "WHY?!" With that show! And then the poor person that occasionally gets paired with an arrogant narcissist or someone who quits a few hours in. ...that show is HELL!🐜🐍🍃💧

Post Cards From The Edge said...

Botched lol but for a very close second GlassLass's pick

Robyn S said...

Naked and afraid!

james2051 said...

Any of them. They are the modern equivalent of freak shows with people clamouring for any type of fame. 'Scripted reality', encouraged arguments for show, no talent desperadoes.

Lo Key says stop with the censorship already! said...

I'd like to be frisked by the "twins" in Pascoe County, raven. Deputies Pini & McMormack, I believe? Yasssss

splatford said...

The first 48

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amelia said...

Naked and Afraid. no way I am walking around in a jungle with no shoes. I am phobic about snakes so I would not be walking around in their natural habitat for any amount of money!

Sd Auntie said...

Same thing. No shoes and walking around is impossible. Or in the pouring rain. Ughh

Kansa said...

None of them. At all. Ever. I don't bother with much typical television here in the Benelux. I don't speak Dutch or Flemish, so that rules out a lot, and I only watch programs in French to improve my language skills. I just watch programs over my computer, to be honest. I like some of the ones shown on Walter Presents and those are not reality shows (thank goodness!).

Aquagirl said...

None of them. I don’t watch them so why would I want to be on one?

Kimberley said...

@Kansa - I really like some of the Walter Presents series. They are sometimes shown on Channel 4 here in the UK. My favourite so far is Deutschland 83 (about a Stasi spy who infiltrates West Germany) is on DVD) - they are doing a sequel: Deutschland 86, this year I think.

Pogue Mahone said...

None of them. Reality shows suck.

Vita said...

Jeff Splatford--- Totally! I live in fear of being a Dateline Mystery!

Kimberley said...

Kansa - I just happened to notice - Deutschland 86 is on now, on Channel More4, which is an offshoot of Channel 4, so it should be available on DVD prob next year. And no, I would not appear on any reality shows.

MichiganMama59 said...

Live PD

Scandi Sanskrit said...

“90-Day Fiancé” GROAN 🤦🏻‍♀️ (possibly the only mold I’d ever fit into).

Just because I don’t want to promote the idea that everyone in the world wants a green card. (Seriously get over yourself.) 😒 B1/B2 visas (and per gig work permits) is where I draw the line.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

Low Key 😂💛🤣

Sunkist said...

Vanderpump Fools! These morons have burnt out the three brain cells they all share with severe alcohol abuse.

GentleBreeze said...

Celebrity Rehab.

Unknown said...

Love After Lockup. What a train wreck.

Jeweled Skye said...

Does Jerry Springer count?

fairylights said...

Naked and Afraid. For all the reasons listed by people above!

luckythewondercat said...

I don't want to be on TV. It must be like opening a Pandora's box for the ordinary mortals that get their 15 minutes of fame. And if that isn't bad enough, a few years later when you think you have your privacy back someone does a "Where are they now?" show.

Maybe Enty could do a podcast on "Where are they now."

T. W. said...

@ Unknown - LOL!

Cheaters

Locked Up Abroad

To Catch a Predator

Urban Rosebud said...

^The only right answer.

I enjoy Vanderpump & Temtation Island but I would avoid any & all of Hollywood's humiliation rituals.

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