Monday, July 29, 2019

Blind Item #13 - Reader Blind Item

I could never hope to summarize this, so will just leave it as is.

Heres an oldie that links to a well known living UK Christmas music single God botherer who dislikes Auntie Beeb to a Dead Dirty DJ.
Lets call him 'Live Doll'
When Rutgers home Country de-criminalized the worst form of pron, Miss Contrary Mary. W. had to do something.
She did the first thing we'd all do...send a crack team composing of an A-list grannies favorite pop singer and an A-list DJ and TV personality to investigate. Of course...
They went to the Country with 'FordLong Lord' to 'sample' the availability of the pron.
I wonder what they 'found' and 'came across'.
You all know the Dead Dirty DJ.
But why has no one ever brought this up this 'fact finding trip' to Live Doll?

87 comments:

Tricia13 said...
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sandybrook said...

Jimmy Saville and Randy Andy for two?

yepthatsme said...

F*ck RBI!

Zilla3 said...

something something Do They Know It's Christmas something something BBC something something

Tricia13 said...

Cliff Richrdvfor the UK with the Xmas song(21st Century Xmas?)

sandybrook said...

Bob Geldof for the Christmas guy?

cc423 said...

This sounds just like Cliff Richards. Good call Tricia.

Tricia13 said...

Cliff Richard*

filmfanb said...

Jesus this reads like a dancing boy blind.

But yes, Cliff Richard and Saville.

John the peon said...

Flashy Vic, help!!! Translation! This blind is more British than the name Alister Gordon Lethbridge-Stewert ( Brig.ret.)

Tricia13 said...

Thanks @cc423
So Saviile and Richards went to Oman at some point for underage sex?

Tricia13 said...
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Tricia13 said...

I read this in a Sasha Baron Cohen / Ali G voice lol. Maybe it helped !?(maybe not lol)

Count Jerkula said...

Reader blinds should be written in English.

Low Key said...

What the FUCK did I just read?

Count Jerkula said...

What country legalized snuff porn?

Flashy Vic said...

Christ , I don't know why they bothered with the false names.

Live Doll: famously Christian and ancient closeted gay pop singer Cliff Richard who had an early big hit called Living Doll.

DJ: Savior.

Ford Longlord: the happily now late devout Roman Catholic peer, child killer devotee and pious wankstain, Lord Longford.

Mrs W: Anti porn campaigner Mary Whitehouse (who had an upmarket soft core jazz may named after her)

Sarton Bander said...

Heres an oldie that links to a well known living UK Christmas music single God botherer (Cliff Richards MistleToe and Wine)who dislikes Auntie Beeb )they got tipped about his CP house raid and got a helicopter) to a Dead Dirty DJ (J SoVile).
Lets call him 'Live Doll' (single Living Doll)
When Rutgers home Country (Sweden) de-criminalized the worst form of pron (Bestiality), Miss Contrary Mary. W. (Censorship campaigner Mary Whitehouse) had to do something.
She did the first thing we'd all do...send a crack team composing of an A-list grannies favorite pop singer (CR) and an A-list DJ and TV personality (JS) to investigate. Of course...
They went to the Country with 'FordLong Lord' to 'sample' the availability of the pron.
I wonder what they 'found' and 'came across'.
You all know the Dead Dirty DJ.
But why has no one ever brought this up this 'fact finding trip' to Live Doll?

Flashy Vic said...

Savile not Savior, for fucks sake you bollocks brained Autocorrect!!! And you still spelt it wrong!!


Rutgers home country: Netherlands.

gauloise said...

"well known living UK Christmas music single God botherer who dislikes Auntie Beeb" = Bob Geldolf = Live Doll (Live Aid)
Auntie Beeb= BBC
Dead Dirty DJ. = Saville
Miss Contrary Mary. W. = Mary Whitehouse, famous English censorship Maven
Grannnies Favourite Pop Singer = Cliff Richard
A-list DJ and TV personality Guessing this is Saville again

WonderGirl said...

John the peon,
Thanks for the DW reference. LOL.

Samantha the 1st said...

Jimmy Savile for the "dead DJ"

"Auntie Beebs" must be the BBC?

Mary W. - no idea.

Guessing Mr. Richard for the singer/Live Doll?

Samantha the 1st said...

Oh Geldof? Maybe Live Doll refer to Live Aid? No idea. We don't get a lot of UK gossip over her. Geldof is a non entity in the U.S. although he's uber UK famous.

Granny's fave = Cliff Richard?

gauloise said...

I am understanding "god botherer" as atheist, Geldof is an outspoken atheist.

Samantha the 1st said...

Do these reader blinds help some people appreciate Enty's writing style more, btw?

Samantha the 1st said...

A "god botherer" is what some people call a Bible Thumper or a proselytizing Christian.

miss_elizabeth_lovely said...

It's Cliff Richard - he literally has a song called 'Living Doll'

Flashy Vic said...

God bothereris the opposite, Gauloise, someone incessantly bothering God by praying to him all the time.

As much as I'd love to see the despicable Geldof get his arse handed to him sometime, he has fuck all to do with this one.

It's Cliff Richard, Jimmy Savile, Lord Longford, Mary Whitehouse, Netherlands and Auntie Beeb is the name give to the BBC by the late Kenny Everett.
It's from two old common nicknames for the BBC, 'Auntie' due to its constant snooty preachiness and nagging, and 'The Beeb'. I just call them cunts.

gauloise said...
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cheesegrater15 said...

What the fuck did I just read?

BRAD PITT said...

Christmas music = Cliff Richard

grannies favorite pop singer = Cliff Richard

Dead Dirty DJ = Jimmy Savile

gauloise said...

@Flashy Vic, thanks, Cliff makes more sense with the time period involved.

I guess what the blind saying there has been smoke around Cliff for a long time, but charges are always dropped, but this is the smoking gun of the link of Cliff and Saville.

gauloise said...

@Flashy Vic, thanks, Cliff makes more sense with the time period involved.

I guess what the blind saying there has been smoke around Cliff for a long time, but charges are always dropped, but this is the smoking gun of the link of Cliff and Saville.

gauloise said...

Ugg comment moderation has returned!

Sook said...

Da fuck?

Rufus T said...

I think it was Copenhagen in Denmark where they went, but perhaps they visited the Netherlands too.

Flashy Vic said...

Has anyone else enjoyed Yepthatsme's sterling work on this site this evening?

EponymousAnonymoud said...

What why?

Samantha the 1st said...

"I could never hope to summarize this, so will just leave it as is."

The shade, Lol.

Flashy Vic said...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcwGircWIAEtPIc.jpg

Hello Cliff.

Hello Jimmy.

VikingSong said...

Flashy Vic has got this blind correct. It's *very* British, which is why it probably confused the non-Brit regulars.

Vita said...

I enjoyed trying to translate this blind (thanks, Reader!), But especially enjoyed the cdaner deciphering squad comments! Well done (with a major help from our UK players).

PB said...

Mary Whitehouse may have been a wolf in sheep's clothing the whole time.

Flashy Vic said...

One of the most skin crawling and weird photos you'll ever see.

https://i2.wp.com/bocktherobber.com.cdn.ie/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/bruno-sutcliffe.jpg?resize=600%2C352

From right to left: Heavyweight boxer and wife beater Frank Bruno, chil raping necrophiliac and probable mass murderer Jimmy Savile. Oh and the other guy shaking hands with Bruno? Why that Peter Sutcliffe, you may have heard of him from his serial killing spree as The Yorkshire Ripper.


Both Sutcliffe and Savile are from the same part of Yorkshire. And yes there has been talk of Savile and Sutcliffe before.

E said...

Wtf did I just read. Only Cockney rhyming slang is worse, and at least when you eventually figure it out there's a logic there

Kudos to all who could guess on this one

Em and 'im said...

@Flashy Vic and @Sarton Banger have got it. If you live in the UK, and born pre millennial, you’ll recognise the terms used and the people in the blind instantly. it’s just a wonder they didn’t add Wimbledon warbling and his photo to the god bothering and living doll reference. Cliff Richard was known for releasing awful records, eg Mistletoe and Wine, Millennium Prayer, each year for people to buy for their grannies for Christmas.

Lord Longford was another god botherer and campaigned to get the Moors murderer child killer Myra Hindley released from prison. My grandfather knew Frank Packham aka Lord Longford and said he was as crazy and dangerous as a box of snakes. He called himself as a moral reformer, but those morals were rather twisted.

Mrs Mary Whitehouse was yet another god botherer who hated what she called the permissive society. I wasn’t around in the early years or her campaign, and she become pretty much a standing joke. Both Longford and Whitehouse were anti homosexual, and Cliff has been closeted for decades. Everyone knows about the eccentric pervert and child rapist Saville these days, but sadly there were many people who knew about when it was happening and covered it up. They are all tied to the BBC who covered up Saville’s behaviour, dismissing it as rumours. Whitehouse constantly attacked the Beeb, Cliff Richard famously fell out with them and Lord Longford had friends in high places there.

Unknown said...

Cliff Richard - a Christian (aka God botherer), had a very famous song called “Living Doll”. So it’s obviously him...and Jimmy Saville.

Rufus T said...

Cliff"Kitty"Richard also sang Into the Country( as well as Living Doll)so I think that's why the word country is capitalised in the blind. Good old Lord Longford was a supporter of Myra Hindley too.

Rufus T said...

In the country not into oops

Leeds lass said...

You beat me to it mentioning kitty

Alana said...

I was totally lost but learned something I guess.

thecatwhisper said...

Mary W = Mary Whitehouse, who was a campaigner to clean up UK tv back when I was growing up. she would object to tv shows she thought were immoral.
Living doll god botherer = Cliff Richard
DJ = Jimmy Saville
Aunty Beeb - BBC - that's the UK nickname for it.

thecatwhisper said...

Lord longford is the other guy.

Being english helps with this one.

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Class Wikipedia photo for Frank Pakenham, 7th Earl of Longford. Ch-ch-ch check it out. Looks like he stuck a wet finger in a light socket. lol

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Class Wikipedia photo for Frank Pakenham, 7th Earl of Longford. Ch-ch-ch check it out. Looks like he stuck a wet finger in a light socket. lol

shakey said...

So this means Cliff, Jimmy, and Longford went to the Netherlands and screwed a few animals?

MeliticusBee said...

I'll start here...
Why the F did the writer of this blind use a "chan" spelling of porn?
Why couldn't he just say PORN...why pron?

Just because it is a reader blind doesn't mean it should be free from editing. Seriously reads like someone's mouth is full of marbles.

MeliticusBee said...

So...wait? Bestiality porn is worse than child porn?
I was pretty sure child porn was the worst kind.

Empi said...

What is this all meaning. A old woman did not like porn or she did secretly? Some men went somewhere to see porn? I dont even care who the blind is about just trying to understand what it is about.

VikingSong said...

Maybe to you, @MeliticusBee, but not to those of us from the UK. This blind is so glaringly obvious that the person who originally typed it might as well have used actual names.

Flashy Vic said...

Child porn is by far the worst, Bee, bestiality is fucking awful but there's nothing as vile as kiddie porn.

Valorious said...

🧐 say wot? 😆

Valorious said...

Good Lord!!

Count Jerkula said...

Snuff porn worse than kiddie porn. Bestie is only bad if the dog isnt consenting. I have never seen a horse or donkey look like it wasnt happy.

Valorious said...

Good Lord!!

Violet617 said...

Something about Cliff Richard, after that I lost track. He's always been shady and self-righteous.

Bonby Haud said...

That post was complete gibberish until I tried that lmao

Morgana said...

What language is that?

Guesser said...

@Empi,Mary Whitehouse was well known for campaigning for morality in the Seventies especially. Knowing what we know about Saville now, one has to wonder if she knew this back in the day, or was a part of it. There was a song about her wasn't there?

Samantha the 1st said...

CJ you're joking right? Animals can't consent, and they don't show injury or emotions always either. Survival instinct.

Samantha the 1st said...

Not all Christians are called 'god botherers' unless the person means to do that as a bit of extra pejorative/snark, usually at a specific person. But they're not (automatically) synonymous.

The idea I think, is that the person in question/being insulted is so obnoxious about the shouting, scolding, proselytizing and preaching, that they even 'bother God.'

"a Christian (aka God botherer)"

Samantha the 1st said...

Some of the loudest campaigners for morality have deep seated personal issues - or maybe more people do than anyone realizes and theirs is discovered for existing in a public person. Margaret Sanger was a virulent racist.

Samantha the 1st said...

Maybe they have a flatmate who snoops on their hard drive with word searches? No idea.

"Why the F did the writer of this blind use a "chan" spelling of porn?" (pron)

Samantha the 1st said...

OK here is the Cliffs on the reader blind. Others correct or add if you feel.

Person A - someone publicly religious, who had a hit Christmas-themed song

Person B - A DJ and Tv personality, who is now deceased

Person C - A Lord of the realm (in the UK.)

Person D - a woman, a busybody

__

Person A gets the nicknames God Botherer and Live Doll in the blind.

Person B gets the nicknames Dead Dirty DJ, and A List DJ/Tv Personality in the blind.

Person C gets the nickname FordLong Lord in the blind.

Person D gets the nickname Miss Contrary Mary W. (Mary Quite Contrary is a children's rhyme; someone who annoys others.)

__

Where - a country that decriminalized porn, "Rutgers' home country"

What - an investigation into porn

"Mary W." sent the other 3 people to investigate porn in The Netherlands and instead the 3 partook of said porn. As in, the blind claims, personally participated in it.

Then the blind asks why no one has ever asked Person A, the singer, about any of this. (The others are apparently dead?)

__________

"Lord Longford was another god botherer and campaigned to get the Moors murderer child killer Myra Hindley released from prison."

I saw that movie! Jim Broadbent played Lord L. I didn't remember the guy's real life name.

appreciative said...

Cliff Richards.. and......

Count Jerkula said...

The german sheperd w/ the fat broad was whimpering and hating it same as i would have been. That was o viously rape.

The horse was fine with it. Stallions and bulls get semen collected all the time. 1000+lb hooved animals in captivity generally aint fuckin, they gettin artificially inseminated. If it is a Brazilian broads mouth or an artificial vagina, they dont care.

NineTails20 said...

Cliff Richard
Jimmy Savile
Mary Whitehouse
Lord Longford

Sophia S said...

@Flashy yes I have indeed been enjoying Yepthatsme's sterling work on the site this evening. Had a giggle each time!

HS said...

Australians rule because the understand get the British and the Yankee references.
This one was s doddle.

James Howlett said...

In Holland you can own underage shit.

Count Jerkula said...

Can own it in the US also, as long as it was produced before a certain date. I think 1986, but it has been a while since i read articles about it.

Andrea said...

This isn't really a blind, it's quite well known. I believe Gyles Brandreth was also a member of the team, though I've never heard any suggestion that he's a wrong 'un, just an irritant.

Kimberley said...

I figured this out straightaway, being a Brit, and an older one at that.
Does this mean that bestiality has been legalised in The Netherlands?

Kimberley said...

By the way, Cliff Richard is a satanist like the rest of them, although being a Christian is his 'schtick.'

Pommy said...

Cliff Richard famous for his Christmas hits. Jimmy Savile for DJ/TV personality

orangesoda said...

Jesus. I grew up in England and this makes no sense to me.

Samantha the 1st said...

orangesoda I put it through a decoder ring. The results are above if you scroll up.

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