Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #1

July 22, 2019

Despite the effort of publicists from both the singer and the actress, there is no relation between the song "written" by the singer and his actress wife. It is a Will & Jada move.

Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman/Gemini song about how Nicole is a maniac in bed.

22 comments:

TeeHee@U said...

Those lyrics are so cringe.

HeffalumpsAndWoozles said...

Damn TeeHee you weren't kidding. It's one of those "throw in anything that rhymes" songs.
My kids could write better.

Booker said...

What is a Will & Jada move?

longtimereader said...

I'm buying Keith Urban tickets the next time he plays London, love his music. Nicole is probably not the inspiration for the song.

Zebra Seasoning said...

JFC I need brain bleach now.

TeeHee@U said...

Haha right? IDC who they are about, but, I am100% sure your kids could write better lyrics than that as well. People should be fighting over taking the blame and not the credit for the brainiac/ maniac line.

TeeHee@U said...

Also, I have seen Keith live five years back at an outdoor concert. It was fun and he is awesome at the guitar live.

HeffalumpsAndWoozles said...

My favorite was when Pitbull rhymed "Kodak" with "Kodak".

Disclaimer: I enjoy the music of both performers, but bad writing is bad writing.

Count Jerkula said...

Everyone in Nashville knows they are soooo in love. I just saw them holding hands while walking out of church and feeding a homeless child her purse lint.

James Howlett said...

Keith Urban looks like my Lesbian aunt

dix said...

I don't know what a "Will and Jada Smith move" is but fwiw, Nicole is actually a Gemini (born June 20). Jada was born in September.

Queen Bee said...

A Will and Jada move is bragging so much and so over the top about your sex life, when in reality it is probably the opposite.

Aquagirl said...

I’m assuming a ‘Will & Jada Smith move’ is pretending that you have a great sex life when the opposite is true.

Krgl420 said...

i think that pulling a will and jada is being so open and talking about all the crazy sex they have when they probably dont.

PurplePuffin said...

What is a "Will and Jada Smith move?" That they constantly talk about how they are freaks in the sack?

Rosie riveter said...

If someone is bragging about their sex life, they aren't having it. These are just the facts

Vita said...

These comments are hilarious. Agreed with the Will and Jada definition.
TeeHee@U-- fighting for blame, not credit= priceless!!!
Even Nicole is mortified.

Christine said...

Bragging about your sex life to make your relationship seem stronger than it is, I’m guessing.

Unknown said...

Lmao! Love it

OldFart said...

I can testify this item is true. When I climbed into Nicole's bed she screamed like a maniac for me to go then called the cops.

Erin said...

a 'Will and Jada move" for all those wondering is going on and on about your crazy (fictitious) sex life when one or more of the parties is clearly a homosexual.

Henriette said...

The song is the theme song to Will Smith's new movie? Makes sense now.

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