Friday, October 18, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #4

October 7, 2019

The PR team of the alliterate former actress turned royal have double their previous budget and you can tell. Their goal is to have three stories per day in the ten biggest English speaking tabloids. They are definitely meeting their targets. Goodness the kneepadding is over the top.

Meghan Markle

64 comments:

MyDogSmiles said...

Massive Markle's at it again...

Aquagirl said...

But, but, but....Nobody asks Meghan if she’s okay and she’s really struggling...STFU!

Diana said...

You can say that again! Do they not realize they're doing more harm than good? Most new moms struggle, without the help of nannies, assistants etc.

J said...

How can you not feel sorry for a struggling young mom taking exotic vacations on private jets with a traveling hairstylist and fleets of luxury SUVs shipped ahead of time to cart her bubbly cottage-cheese ass around in?

TeeHee@U said...

doesn't her mother also live with her full time too??

They really are tone death. Front page story on DM is MM crying saying nobody is asking me if I am ok. And, Harry yesterday saying how clicks of the paps are triggering for him.

blah blah blah. this is damage control of trying to garner sympathy simply because constantly you both keep putting your foot in your mouth by your words and actions.

Unknown said...

This latest is the worst. "Poor, poor pitiful me!" Get lost, Meghan.

I do love though, how many people are posting things like, "Have you asked your father how he is?"

Half Domer Homer said...

I wonder when they will tire of her and send her through the Pont de l'Alma.

Vita said...

Someone on the other blind that there's even a hashtag sending her love and support. You know they're behind that. If it were organic, it would have happened immediately following one of her more glaring flubs or early on, not in the middle of their post lawsuit filing, best behavior tour.

Aquagirl said...

@TeeHee: Negative. Doria lives in LA.

Scarlet Peaches said...

The DM is actually allowing comments today. It’s pretty glorious.

TeeHee@U said...

ahh gotcha thanks .thought she stayed over there a long time after the baby was first born. oh well. still a house full of servants and nannies and private vacations visiting Elton John, etc. She has it easier than 99.999 % of all mothers when it comes to support. And, she could be completely out of the spot light if she so choose. But, she can't help herself. She always wanted to be an A+ celebrity not a royal.

ANd, the comments on the DM article are encouraging. Her poor father.

Freebird said...

+1

J said...

lol @ all the warmth and support she apparently doesn't get from "best friends" like Serena Williams and Anna Wintour.

Harry, you are a very stupid man.

Vita said...

TeeHee-- Absolutely with A+ celebrity rather than a royal! That is exactly it...selective coverage of only the most glamorous and edited moments. Life as a cover story for InStyle seems to really be what she envisioned.

MyDogSmiles said...

@Scarlet Peaches You aren't kidding about DM. That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. People talking about the Fat Markle story breaking comment records on sheer numbers lol

cat said...

Why all the hard work. She got the prize, why not relax and enjoy it. Her life could be easy and enjoyable.

Scarlet Peaches said...

@MyDogSmiles Yesterday they wouldn’t let me comment on Harry’s mental illness on his ‘clicks triggering’ article, today I got away with calling her a soho Ho. What a time to be alive.

MyDogSmiles said...

@Scarlet Peaches That's amazing lol

J said...

On the DM comments, the up/down vote ratios are amazing.

Scarlet Peaches said...

The funniest one I read today was: “Her tears are dryer than her skin.” BOOM

Lauren said...

And yet she’s playing the victim and complaining about her treatment in the press.

rosemary booker said...

Right?? It is widely known to be physically impossible for rich and privileged people to have clinical depression! Who's she trying to fool?

rosemary booker said...

For the people saying "well have you asked your father if he's ok?!" thinking it's witty or smtg - her pops was seen ordering a bucket at KFC the day after he was released from the hospital following a widow-maker heart attack. Pretty sure he doesnt even care if he's ok.

Brayson87 said...

Oh FFS, CDAN's 2019 dead horse to beat is obviously Markle. Well hand me a club, don't want to be left out.

What are the odds she's a honeypot being using by a foreign agency? That would be a cool Bond thing.

Most likely she just figured out a way to increase her yachting rates exponentially. Every ME whoremongerer and Frenchman will give all their money just to abuse a piece of royal a$$ and bring greater shame to that country.

I mean you'd think a pedo like Prince Andrew would embarrass the UK more than Markle, but apparently that's just boys being boys while Markle is a she-devil for being moody, unfashionable and not liking her new racist in-laws. Everyone knows that except for Harry the BRF is definitely racist. And Harry wore a nazi costume to a party, that should tell you something about the rest of the family.

Then again he was being somewhat historically accurate:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Abandonment_of_the_Jews

J said...

I have an idea... how about you and the half-prince just go away. Live in a country house someplace, cut out the photo-op travel (in fact, cut out the photo-ops), maybe don't have that second kid (I'm sure the carbon footprint of your first will be astronomical)?

How does that sound, Meg? It sure sounds great to me.

Aquagirl said...

@Rosemary: I get the impression that Thomas Markle is depressed. Meghan never had any intention of having him walk her down the aisle, and I think her father is having a difficult time coming to terms with the fact that his little girl who he doted on all her life is a f*cking c*nt who ghosted him.

Sd Auntie said...

mom is in LA. she knows better and has her own life

MeliticusBee said...

Hashtag "WeLoveYouMeghan is still trending on twatter.
gag.

Bruno15 said...

Where does these budget coming from?

Redcaz said...

It's not working. The British public is sick of them

Half Domer Homer said...

She may say she's depressed or sad or whatever but her eyes constantly say "Tee-Hee!!"

Hotbox said...

So her fair weathered celebrity friends don't care?! Maybe if she hadn't used everyone around her & discarded them like trash, she'd have someone care if she was ok? I bet her dad still cares. This disgusting woman needs to quit with the crocodile tears, the manipulation & the lies.

Hotbox said...

Must be her hired PR army. Their attempts at salvaging her reputation are about as subtle as a brick through a window.

Scottish Wildcat said...

A woman shouted out, really loud, (Camilla heard & was laughing), "Get rid of Markle" as the Queen & Prince Charles entered Parliament for the State Opening! 👏👏👏👏😃😂

Brayson87 said...

@Redcaz, It's okay, the British public doesn't matter socially or politically to the people in charge. The only country to take 1984 as an instruction manual.

Unknown said...

Her father probably doesn't give a crap and will eat whatever the hell he wants after a heart attack because his daughter has caused him so much misery. that he has given up.

Studio54 said...

Markle and her doormat are the most useless "royals" since Wallis Simpson and what's his name.

I could not believe Harry said he is TRIGGERED by hearing photo shuttles? HUH? It's not the sound of gunshots or bombs dropping by him.

The little snowflake and his ho need to be banished to the far quarters of the late British Empire, like Wallis and what's his name were.

Studio54 said...

Here's another tip for the media that is sure to work. QUIT COVERING THEIR EVENTS. And whatever pool reporter from Timbuck 2 covers it, BURY the story on page 50 WITH NO PHOTOS. These fame hos will freak in a week, guaranteed.

JL said...

All the whining is working because the end game is to get out from under royal control and take Prince Fredo with her so they can suck in the dough to their “foundation” as well as merch to their hearts’ content. She won’t be happy till they are billionaires.

Susie Q said...

Their PR really ramped up this week while Kate & Wills were in Pakistan. Makes sense if the budget was doubled. It was really pathetic.
Bruno15, the $$ comes from their foundation. Disney gave them $3M at the Lion King.

incrediblegecko said...

Poor pitiful sparkles, married a Royal Prince and is now so popular the media will not leave her alone.

Be careful what you wish for b*tch!

Parade said...

Wills and Waity have really rapped up the PR, too. Harry and Meghan are doing a fine job of keeping Randy out of the tabs and keeping wills indiscretions and separation on the down low.

Unknown said...

I know most of the popular opinion and tabloid tell-alls make her sound like a truly horrific person, and I'm not going to argue. However, I will say this. Spending your life in perceived luxury when most of your choices are not your own can be as draining as anything else out there. I would actually argue more so because you never get much "down" time to just be yourself, on the couch, eating cheetohs from the bag, wearing your robe, finishing your second cocktail of the day at 2pm (okay, that last one might just be me), but it's not all games. My last job had me traveling quite a bit. The things I had to do weren't hard. Go to a few meetings. But the prepping for the trip, the schlepping through and airport, waiting for takeoff, rinse and repeat on the ground in reverse, strange beds, away from home night after night..it takes a certain kind of person to hack that life long-term.
Give me my home office, jammies, dog and my own bed 330 days a year, please.

Lorkhan said...

@Rosemary

I spent a few weeks in the hospital on & off. The first thing I did every time I was released was to hit up a large Big Mac meal with a 6 pack of McNuggets & an irony(diet) coke. I only weigh 57kg. I would scoff the lot, sleep for a day, scoff more, sleep.

They give you so many meds that make you feel nauseated & change the way you smell/taste, I had nothing to eat for 2 days awaiting surgery, the food they do give you is awful AND they give you steroids which make you so very, very hungry.

A bucket of KFC is nothing. I was trading magazines for pudding cups like a prison bitch.

Tea Cup said...

MM ticks every box for traits of a narcissist. No sympathies whatsoever for the MEMEME "it's always someone else's fault" grifter. #SwedentheSussexes

Unknown said...

she had beady rodent eyes, and Harry has Stockholm syndrome

When I watched the video of him 'breaking down' during his latest charity speech I was embarrassed for him, he's an even worse actor than her. It was cringey.

People with real jobs and real problems do not need to be lectured by a prince who barely finished school and an LA d-list actress about life. That's the real issue here. Who the fuck do these 2 idiots think they are?

Her mother is only conveniently rolled out to be a token, so they can scream racism. She wasn't even at her only child's and grandchild's baby shower. Nobody knows where she disappeared to for 7 years during sparkles' formative years when her dad was raising her. But her dad is white, so he can be discarded, he doesn't fit into their woke scheme.

Unknown said...

themes amusing comment I read on DM's poor-me Harry story:

"Banana to Harry - YOU ARE STRONG"

Citizen S said...

Wow, so everyone in this comment section is racist then, or just misogynist?

She never did a bad thing to any of you.

Scarlet Peaches said...

+1

rosemary booker said...

The KFC episode happened way before the wedding. You can only help people who wanna help themselves, and that doesn't make you a cunt.

rosemary booker said...

lol you crop what you plant I guess...

rosemary booker said...

Yes this site unfortunately has been infested with unemployed facebook fraus who live in the armpits of Alabama. They hate their financial status, obesity, and lack of success in life so they come to hate on who they wish they could be.
I bet at least 50% of them take blood thinners.

clemesso said...

I read that MM's mom is worth 9 million. She's a yoga teacher FFS!

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Unknown said...

@rosemary's baby - I run my own business. I live in London, not Alabama. I'm financially fortunate. I go to the gym 4-5 times a week and wear a size 4, unless it's January, when I wear size 6 due to holiday eating and drinking. I don't take blood thinners. Not yet at least.

But you keep telling yourself lies, so they can fit in with your delusions (and projection I suppose).

WabiSabi said...

The Sussex couple may have received pointers about how to run their foundation from the Clintons.

La Morena said...

Just saw her on abc national news . It is a struggle being a new momma . But do we feel her pain or is she just acting ???🤔

J said...

Lol @ rosemary.

Yeah sure!

Goodau said...

More than just may have Wabi Sabi.
According to the info being disseminated on YouTube and various platforms on the internet, ex Clinton Foundation execs (e.g. Sarah Lanthem) are now on staff (ex original director but now on the payroll) for Sussex Royal.
MM has been quoted as saying that she and Prince Harry had a number of their first multi-day "dates" at Soho House with Marcus Anderson (ex partner of Edward Enninful - UK Editor in Chief of Vogue) taking care of things. Soho House co-owner (Nick Jones's) wife Kirsty Young is a new Director of Sussex Royal as of yesterday. Soho House connected MM with Mischa Nonoo and Jessica Mulroney. MM has taken refuge from public scrutiny (on a number of occasions) in the house of George Clooney (whose first few dates with Amal were also reportedly at a Soho House), friend & business associate of Ron Burkle, who has donated ??$50 million to the Clinton campaign.
In 2012 Ron bought 60% in Soho House from Nick.
Sunshine Sacks (Ken Sunshine, reportedly also a fund raises for the Clintons) is MM and Harry's new PR firm. Elton John hosted MM and Harry for getaway and also sings at Clinton fundraisers. There's more, however it starts to become like a snake swallowing it's tail as you trace the connections.
According to the UK bloggers the Sussex Royal Foundation is not set up as a charity which is usual for UK Royals, but as a private company. I hope that Disney and their $3 million charity donation know that.

tatty said...

+1 citizen S

Jan 15 said...

Markle is comedy gold.

I hope when she moves back to LA, she gets her own TV faux-reality show. She will cement her place in history by all the memes that she will end up inspiring.

Only by as much exposure as possible will the truth come out about her narcissism.

RobertaJoan said...

Gee, for people you hate with such unbridled enthusiasm, you're sure renting them a lot of head space.

Is it that you have s royal crush?

RobertaJoan said...

Six of one. Half a dozen of the other.

Since all these folks are personal friends-o-Meghan, I wonder if I could get an introduction and witness this horror of horrors up close and in person. She's apparently the most captivating person who ever walked the earth.

Anyone? I'll pay for my own flight.

SlimKeith said...

I like Meghan. Yes, I know, I'm the one. Anyway, I like her and I think the hate directed her way is so out of proportion to any perceived offense that it's really bizarre. I don't see how many people don't have insight into this. Just reading the comments above, they're so nasty and bitter. Why do people care so much? I can't imagine caring enough to get that worked up to write long winded hate filled comments about a stranger who has zero affect on your life.

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