Wednesday, October 16, 2019

Today's Blind Items - Kidnapped

Kidnapped is not the right word. False imprisonment is the proper term, but is that a good headline? Apparently this guy went on a date with this foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee. Things went really well and they ended up back at her place where they had sex. At some point after, she made him a drink and he passed out. He woke up restrained to the bed and the actress threatening him with a whip in one hand and a knife in the other. The guy was half-drugged so was not comprehending what he was seeing. She was completely naked. The thing is earlier, he had not seen her naked because they were in a hurry and clothes didn't all come off. She accused him of recording her and recording the sex and stalking her and a whole bunch of things that were not true. This went on for what seemed like an hour, and then she said she believed him and gave him some water which turned out to be drugged. He woke up in the morning and she was in bed with him and asked him how he slept. He got the hell out of there and has never contacted her since.

54 comments:

MyDogSmiles said...

Theron

Brayson87 said...

Sh!t he didn't even have to pay extra for that? Talk about an ungrateful guy.

rosemary booker said...

Loved the fanfic, 10/10!

Unknown said...

Joan Collins.

yepthatsme said...

That was me with GAL GADOT, I wish!!!!!!!

Fred84 said...

Theron would be A/A+, so not her.

timebob said...

I wouldn't put Charlize in A+ category and it's been talked about her home life situation is a freak show. Sounds like her.

Flashy Vic said...

Boy George-ing the shit out of him, whoever she was. I'm kinda envious of him.

sandybrook said...

She likes the rough stuff giving or getting...amirite Sean?

Gen-z99 said...

Lol

Do Tell said...

I thought Charlize as well.

Jennifer said...

Boy George 😂😂😂

Veritas said...

Theron. I have always suspected she killed her father, and the mother took the rap, citing domestic violence
Weird vibes off her. Then dictating your kid to be trans at age 3? Like a social experiment
Either there is something in the water to make kids of stars much higher rate of transgender than the world. Or more likely, sick warped victims of abuse continuing the cycle. It’s the mothers who need therapy

Little Miss Sunshine said...

Whatever happened to never accepting drinks from strangers?

Angela said...

"Dear Penthouse Forum,

I never thought I'd be writing to the Penthouse Forum, but..."

HushHush said...

@Angela lol.

Sounds like Halle Berry. Wouldn't Charlize be foreign born.

MeMyselfandIandYou said...

^ Reading comprehension

Brayson87 said...

+1 MeMyself

Night_burger said...

Oh god I spat my tea at this Flashy 🤣

Brayson87 said...

@Veritas, So daddy broke her?

Rosie riveter said...

This is a GREAT story. I also am jealous of this person.

Wallis Simpson said...

She's been dressing very dominatrix-like lately.

Guesser said...

Random guy has fun with Charlize. And lived to tell.

Tuesdi said...

I thought this was Halle Berry?

Erin said...

I am a child of the 80's, so you think I'd remember, but what does the Boy George reference mean? Did he do this same thing?

Count Jerkula said...

Helen mirren

Scarlet Peaches said...

Crazy days and nights!

Unknown said...

Nipple clamps, the story needed nipple clamps.

Sarton Bander said...

Judy Dench?

Unknown said...

Kidnapped? Falsely imprisoned? Drugged? Dominated?
If this wasn't an actress I'd guess Cardi B.

timebob said...

@Unknown Nipple clamps were implied I feel.

Flashy Vic said...

@Erin.

Boy George was jailed for falsely imprisoning a rent boy and handcuffing him to a radiator to use as a sex toy.

Isighalot said...

Could this be Angie Jolie? She's rather kinkish I read(somewhere).

DavidHowesCREBroker said...

Year and years ago, John Savka was so, so correct when he told me: "Never Date an Actress."

RIP, John.

Erin said...

@Flashy - thanks, sweet man! 💗🤠
Boy George is a freak!!! 🔗

How can anyone derive pleasure by imprisoning and abusing an unwilling person? Traits like those sound serial killer-ish?

MeliticusBee said...

@sigh
I thought so too but Angie is American.

Large Marge said...

MAGGIE SMITH, BITCHES

Freckles said...

Michelle Dockery

Unknown said...

Betty White

CostcoCousteau said...

Markle

Robin said...

LOL my first thought was Glenn Close, channeling her Fatal Attraction role.

Moedoodle said...

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Unknown said...

Ask R Kelly.
You'll need to ring him in prison though as HE'S the one caged now.

Unknown said...

No...this guy would have ended up with a boiled rampant rabbit up his Hershey Highway.

Unknown said...

Nicole Kidman. Recently broke up with closeted Keith Urban who claims she is wild in the bedroom.

Jennacheryl said...

My first thought was nicole then I finished reading and I like the Charlize guess.

Diary said...

Charlize and Fassbender?

Monkeyweather said...

Those "mothers" need prison. They know exactly what they're doing. They're doing what they agreed to do. What they were told to do.

James Howlett said...

More like Judy Drenched

Unknown said...

Maybe this rent boy was actually a plumber and was making excuses for not finishing the job.
Then, as a consumer exercising his rights, George decided to beat him with a chain.
All the time screaming:
"Either the radiator gets bled...or you do!"
The dude only escaped by ripping it off the wall while handcuffed tonight and running into the street naked with it!

gossipy goose said...

sounds like the last time I hung out with Betty White

dav725 said...

Octavia Spence FTW

Unknown said...

To it*
Not tonight
FFS

PhillyWilly said...

great posts, you fuckers are hilarious.

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