Today's Blind Items - Kidnapped
Kidnapped is not the right word. False imprisonment is the proper term, but is that a good headline? Apparently this guy went on a date with this foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee. Things went really well and they ended up back at her place where they had sex. At some point after, she made him a drink and he passed out. He woke up restrained to the bed and the actress threatening him with a whip in one hand and a knife in the other. The guy was half-drugged so was not comprehending what he was seeing. She was completely naked. The thing is earlier, he had not seen her naked because they were in a hurry and clothes didn't all come off. She accused him of recording her and recording the sex and stalking her and a whole bunch of things that were not true. This went on for what seemed like an hour, and then she said she believed him and gave him some water which turned out to be drugged. He woke up in the morning and she was in bed with him and asked him how he slept. He got the hell out of there and has never contacted her since.
54 comments:
Theron
Sh!t he didn't even have to pay extra for that? Talk about an ungrateful guy.
Loved the fanfic, 10/10!
Joan Collins.
That was me with GAL GADOT, I wish!!!!!!!
Theron would be A/A+, so not her.
I wouldn't put Charlize in A+ category and it's been talked about her home life situation is a freak show. Sounds like her.
Boy George-ing the shit out of him, whoever she was. I'm kinda envious of him.
She likes the rough stuff giving or getting...amirite Sean?
Lol
I thought Charlize as well.
Boy George 😂😂😂
Theron. I have always suspected she killed her father, and the mother took the rap, citing domestic violence
Weird vibes off her. Then dictating your kid to be trans at age 3? Like a social experiment
Either there is something in the water to make kids of stars much higher rate of transgender than the world. Or more likely, sick warped victims of abuse continuing the cycle. It’s the mothers who need therapy
Whatever happened to never accepting drinks from strangers?
"Dear Penthouse Forum,
I never thought I'd be writing to the Penthouse Forum, but..."
@Angela lol.
Sounds like Halle Berry. Wouldn't Charlize be foreign born.
^ Reading comprehension
+1 MeMyself
Oh god I spat my tea at this Flashy 🤣
@Veritas, So daddy broke her?
This is a GREAT story. I also am jealous of this person.
She's been dressing very dominatrix-like lately.
Random guy has fun with Charlize. And lived to tell.
I thought this was Halle Berry?
I am a child of the 80's, so you think I'd remember, but what does the Boy George reference mean? Did he do this same thing?
Helen mirren
Crazy days and nights!
Nipple clamps, the story needed nipple clamps.
Judy Dench?
Kidnapped? Falsely imprisoned? Drugged? Dominated?
If this wasn't an actress I'd guess Cardi B.
@Unknown Nipple clamps were implied I feel.
@Erin.
Boy George was jailed for falsely imprisoning a rent boy and handcuffing him to a radiator to use as a sex toy.
Could this be Angie Jolie? She's rather kinkish I read(somewhere).
Year and years ago, John Savka was so, so correct when he told me: "Never Date an Actress."
RIP, John.
@Flashy - thanks, sweet man! 💗ðŸ¤
Boy George is a freak!!! 🔗
How can anyone derive pleasure by imprisoning and abusing an unwilling person? Traits like those sound serial killer-ish?
@sigh
I thought so too but Angie is American.
MAGGIE SMITH, BITCHES
Michelle Dockery
Betty White
Markle
LOL my first thought was Glenn Close, channeling her Fatal Attraction role.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Ask R Kelly.
You'll need to ring him in prison though as HE'S the one caged now.
No...this guy would have ended up with a boiled rampant rabbit up his Hershey Highway.
Nicole Kidman. Recently broke up with closeted Keith Urban who claims she is wild in the bedroom.
My first thought was nicole then I finished reading and I like the Charlize guess.
Charlize and Fassbender?
Those "mothers" need prison. They know exactly what they're doing. They're doing what they agreed to do. What they were told to do.
More like Judy Drenched
Maybe this rent boy was actually a plumber and was making excuses for not finishing the job.
Then, as a consumer exercising his rights, George decided to beat him with a chain.
All the time screaming:
"Either the radiator gets bled...or you do!"
The dude only escaped by ripping it off the wall while handcuffed tonight and running into the street naked with it!
sounds like the last time I hung out with Betty White
Octavia Spence FTW
To it*
Not tonight
FFS
great posts, you fuckers are hilarious.
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