Friday, December 06, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #1

November 24, 2019

The B- list celebrity offspring who seemingly gets less famous, the longer she is married is the one who wants to have children because she thinks it will finally lock in her i.v using celebrity husband and he won't want to stray. Seems like a fine reason.

Hailey Baldwin/Justin Bieber

18 comments:

Count Jerkula said...

Gotta lock in that 18yr whore scholarship.

Brayson87 said...

Wasn't there a blind that they got hitched because he thought she was preggo?

DarylsBigFan said...

Most of us are born out of a bottle on a Saturday night, to paraphrase John Lennon .
I overheard my mom once. She didn't want to have another kid (me), but was competing with her sister in law.
Eavesdropping truly sucks.

IndieRaga said...

Best of Luck Hailey....you have all the qualities of a Helicopter Mom !

elfbaus said...

This will be a case study in "Effects of preconceptial paternal drug use on birth outcomes".

sandybrook said...

This must be one of the times Biebs is still capable of getting his anaconda up and working. It changes here by the week.sometimes a stud sometimes a dud.

DavidHowesCREBroker said...

Ladies!

IMAO, getting pregnant just to "Lock In A Guy" has never worked.

It could also chase away the guy that could be Mr Right, too!

=(

MeliticusBee said...

@Daryl....
I can go one better. My delusional mother who forgets that she has 3 kids by 3 men...now claims that my conception (after a drunken fraternity party) was date rape...

Brayson87 said...

Damn Melit, sorry, that's definitely drink worthy.

Rosie riveter said...

It's entirely too easy to bring life into this world. And procreation seems to occur most with the most hideous of shithole parents.

Low Key said...

Hey, I was a total shock to my parents. My dad was supposedly infertile.

Hotbox said...

I can’t think of a worse reason to bring a child into this world. I wish people would take the creation of a human more seriously & think beyond the money to be made or the few minutes of pleasure to be had. The world be a much better place if every child was loved & wanted.

Count Jerkula said...

She could suck him soft until he jizzes, then spit it into her hand and slide it up in the cooch.

kiki71 said...

It's an awful reason to bring a child into this world but its a smart way for her to cash in given this is all a charade and he really isn't into her. Best of luck though since other blinds have them BARELY having sex!

Brayson87 said...

@Hotbox, But then we wouldn't have our most talented artists and athletes. Plus humans would probably be extinct.

Studio54 said...

She wants an anchor baby, that will anchor her and the kid to Bieber's fortune...

HouellebecqGurl said...

IDK, from my perusing of that editor-free rag,the Daily Mail,she has gotten a good bit of print work this last year as well as a Vogue Cover w/Biebs and an Euro Vogue solo cover.
Seems like she's actually doing pretty well for herself.

Elvis Belushi said...

The tangential turns these comments take is truly astounding! I love this site! Where does all this information come from?

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