Wednesday, December 04, 2019

Blind Item #5

This A/A- list mostly movie actor from an acting family has vowed to never let himself get in this situation again. So, you would think our actor would get a vasectomy so he would make sure not to have any unplanned pregnancies. Nope. His plan is to bring the morning after pill to every sexual encounter and make the woman take it in front of him. 

28 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Owen Wilson

Tricia13 said...

Called a condom dude

Drewholtaus said...
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Brayson87 said...

Well that sounds romantic 😔

Bruno15 said...

He looks like a dumb guy who thinks vasectomy makes men underperform

Brayson87 said...

I can see it now, "Hey baby you're great. Now take the f*cking pill!" 😱😕

TwoDots said...

The butterscotch stallion sounds like a stand up, responsible guy. 👍🏼

Drewholtaus said...

Right before signs the NDA! :)

Bruno15 said...

Is that what Bobbi used to tell Whitney, so romantic

Rosie riveter said...

Smdh I'll never understood how heterosexual, sexually active people can't figure out how to prevent this.

Sd Auntie said...

He cannot make anyone take a pill. Keep it in your pants idiot. Ladies stay away from this irresponsible whore. get it snipped and it does not hurt and watch out for the herpes

hunter said...

I dated a similar moron. He didn't try to make me take any pill but he took a similar attitude toward who is responsible for what.

Half Domer Homer said...

Wait a minute.. having sex makes children?

J said...

Vasectomy made no difference to my mediocre performance.

Vita said...

What a charmer.

gauloise said...

Taking the morning after pill is no walk in the park. Some people get super nauseous from it

sandybrook said...

Bitch is drunk and partying all the time,it's not easy tearing open a condom packet when youre shitfaced, then you have to ask her to put it on you because you can't?

Flashy Vic said...

Dumb fucker. Woman can palm things too, you know?

Brayson87 said...

If they have sex during the day, does she still need to wait until the next morning? 🤔

Aquagirl said...

Too bad he didn’t succeed at his suicide attempt. He is such an asshole & a blight on the planet.

Unknown said...

What a dumbass. Look I got snipped years ago. It makes no difference in performance or enjoyment. Ya just don't have any more kids.

Unknown said...

It's hard to imagine the sympathy this guy had when he...you know...tried to morning after pill himself.

mooshki said...

He's always talked about hating condoms. I also don't know why he doesn't get snipped.

@Aquagirl that's awfully brutal.

Working Class Hero Sandwich said...

He's in danger of getting Bobbitized.

AbbyRock said...

Can imagine athis conversation:
"Well Owen, why don't you get a vasectomy?"

"Because I might more more children one day just not with you.".

Hotbox said...

I worked on “Internet Vice” & Owen Wilson was an arrogant tool. He was rude to the wardrobe people & kept pestering a nubile extra. I don’t understand how he has any fans.

DarylsBigFan said...

In unrelated news.... Timberlake is in the media today, apologizing to his wife for getting drunk and holding somebody's hand.

Aquagirl said...

@Mooshki: some may think that my comment was brutal, but a guy’s gonna try to kill himself over Kate ‘I wouldn’t have a career if it weren’t for my mother’ Hudson? And ‘The Stallion’ publicly lies about the # of kids he has and refuses to even meet the most recent one? Just won’t even lay eyes on his child? Pathetic POS.

Maybe he and Kate were made for each other after all. Multiple kids with multiple partners, and apparently she’s got custody issues with her eldest as she’s considered an unfit mother. When a Black Crowe is considered a better parent than you...not a great day.

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