Thursday, April 05, 2007

Well Sure, Pete Doherty Would Be A Fine Candidate For A Penis Piercing and Joe Francis Is Going To Jail!! (maybe)

You know when a guy even types penis and piercing it makes you shudder. To actually want to go through with it means you must be taking drugs. Oh, it's Pete Doherty, well he must take drugs then right?

Joe Francis and jail just sounds good together. Kind of like Paris Hilton and jail.

FOX News trashes Jennifer Lopez. You know I don't think we need big networks to get involved in the gossip stuff. We do just fine on our own. If we want to trash Jennifer and her skeleton she calls a husband, that's our right. When big networks do it then you almost feel sorry for the celebrity being trashed.

Tobey Maguire says kissing Kirsten Dunst was really hard because he was hanging upside down. I think what he meant to say was it was hard because he didn't know how many people she had already kissed that day.

Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas are having marriage problems. Well we could say the same thing about Kelly Ripa because she wasn't wearing her wedding ring on the cover of a national magazine. We then could find times she wasn't with her husband and it just builds and builds until Regis asks her on air and Kelly cries. But in this case, Catherine got what she needed and wanted and Michael must be about 130 so maybe it really is over.

8 comments:

kchal11267 said...

But - was CZJ/MD one of your previous blind items - I recall lots of people guessing them for one of them (not sure which one now :)

Anonymous said...

I recently sent an email to CNN asking who was making their editorial news decisions. I was surprised that a supposedly "international news organization" would consider stories on Paris Hilton DUIs and a Cat fight she had in a bar with Shanna Moakler to be HEADLINE news items and not items that were buried in the entertainment section. I told them peopel go to gossip blogs for that information and the blogs do it much better!

Anonymous said...

I was wondering the same thing kchal.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Ewww no man of mine is getting near me with a penile apparatus. What if that thing came loose?? Instant IUD.

kiki said...

Toby and Kristen what went down with them at this years OSCARS ? they were presenters and Kristen bumped Toby you can YOUTUBE it they hate each other.

WTF said...

But who's marriage will implode first? CZJ & MD or Courtney Cox and Mr. Courtney Cox or Kelly Ripa and whoever she's married to?

Anonymous said...

catherine zeta allegedley got a boob job. is this what he is referring to "got what she wanted and needed"? CNN has a whole show on at night about celebrities and gossip. it is on CNN headline news.

Anonymous said...

CNN posts the Paris junk stories in the hard news section online and also covered it during straight news broadcasts, not the entertainment section or on Showbiz Tonight. That's why I sent them an email - I was wondering if their college interns were running the place because the stuff wasn't even substantiated, it looked like their source was Perez Hilton. No wonder that news organization is going downhill.
CNN was also criticized heavily for replaying multiple times Anderson Coopers' two hour interview with Angelina Jolie. CNN defended itself by saying she shed light on the refuge issue! CRAPOLA - it was for the ratings obviously, if they really wanted to cover the story they could get a trained reporter, not some high school graduate, wacko celebrity who does PR for the UN by flying into a refuge camp four times a year then calls herself an expert, and whose only source of information is given to her form spinners looking to raise funds for the causes she is flown in to publicize.