Friday, August 03, 2007

Jessica Simpson Signed Up For A Dating Service


All I know is that she signed up for the dating service, I don't know if it is one of the online ones and she is going to be their spokesperson and make some dough and go on a token date with an average guy, or if more likely she signed up with an exclusive service which will hook her up with an older guy who likes to call her his little girl.

SWF 27 looks 37 seeks guy who is looking for a woman who is as dumb as a box of rocks but has real good looking breasts and dyed hair. Very close to my family especially my dad. Dad will be with us all the time. (Yes, even then silly. He likes to keep a very close eye on me.) I'm starting my fourth career as I failed at music and movies. I did pretty good on television but then screwed that up by failing at marriage. I don't really drink that much because if you can imagine a dumb, blonde, bimbo type then you understand why I don't need to drink. The last few times I drank I woke up with Bam Margera, Dane Cook, and some guy who's hosting his own cruise vacation. Love to cook, just not any good at it. Love to shop, especially for dogs and other things I don't need. Can be whiny and a bit of a spoiled brat, but Daddy just says I'm special.

13 comments:

Twisted Sister said...

It's probably the pothead dating service.

some said...

hey i'll date her and then tell you all if janine was right and the weed does make it easier.

Twisted Sister said...

Gosh, Some, you'd do that for US??? All in the name of scientific research? What a guy!!!

some said...

well thats what friends do, they help their friends.

littleoleme said...

She should have signed up for a stylist...and a mirror.

Twisted Sister said...

You're a giver, Some!! There's a special place in heaven for guys like you.

some said...

yes jesus loves me.

Jenny said...

some:

Is that your name because you like to get "some" or because you like to give "some".....

either way, Jessica is done, done, done, and without make-up she has that oakey look to her, can't explain but it's all in the mouth.

jax said...

man you guys taking hits form the hate bong..lol.

i got no problems with jessica..girls just trying to live and do something with her lonley lil life..EL you're a bully..haha. i'm starting to wonder if this is secretly Nick Lachey blogging LOL.

Twisted Sister said...

Some, EL gave you a shout out in his post just now. It pays to be Mother Teresa-like.

Hez said...

The ad forgot to mention she is the world's only living brain donor.

The play set comes complete with its own gay!

Tracee said...

LOL!!! Hez! And the pic above could be the cover of the box her brain comes with.

some said...

some was supposed to be some guy, the goggle computer wouldn't let me be someone, instead it turned me into some#. well thats life, when a pigeon shits on your shoulder you reach up, flick it off and say NEXT.