Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Random Photos Part One

Paris and Lindsay back together again. I'll let you decide which one is the man in the relationship. Phoebe Price at the Flipping Out premiere. Notice the dog which everyone was required to bring. The show is about some OCD freak who renovates houses so I'm not sure why the dog theme, but anyway.
Here is Phoebe a little later at the sex party. What did she do with the dog? She didn't change clothes so I'm guessing she didn't go home. The only conclusion we can make is that she left the dog in her car OR the people at the Flipping Out party gave everyone a dog. Hmmm. That actually may be worse. So Phoebe. If you read this and have recovered from the sex party would you send me an e-mail and tell me what happened to the dog?
The cheap, no tip leaving bitch does have a nice car. Guess you can afford that when you don't leave tips. I'm surprised you can't hear her cackling through the computer screen as she crushes another peon beneath her gorgeous car.

So if this was taken yesterday then I guess what Johnny is hiding in the pants is more important than whether he puts down the toilet seat. Is that a cigar he's smoking? No doubt to get rid of the taste of the Dunst out of the mouth. I know Pine Sol is poisonous if consumed, but I find if you gargle it, it works much better than a cigar or other remedies and leaves you with that fresh feeling. Cigars just kind of make things worse.
Speaking of fresh feelings. I'm going to assume for all of our sakes that the two photos were taken with a great time gap and that the one on the right was taken first. If not, then I'm sure she can still find someone who wants to play that game. If there is a potpartner.com, then there must be a buttsmellerandlicker.com
Music playing. "Dreamweaver."
She's looked worse.

18 comments:

YahMoBThere said...

Hayden was playing "Guess that smell".

mandjo said...

Hayden, that is just Really, Really, nasty. Yuck. Of course, I can't stand her anyway.

mandjo said...

Geri is running away from the Jolly Green Giant-even the dog looks happy!

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YahMoBThere said...

Thank you, Some, because I like Hayden. I don't care that I'm in the minority here. I LIKE HER!!

YahMoBThere said...

OH MY EYES, MY EYES!!! Why didn't you tell us if we went to Just Jared we'd have to see a picture of fugly Star Jones? And she's finally admitting she had gastric bypass surgery? No kidding....

Anonymous said...

Hayden isn't smelling her ass, if you go to Just Jared you can see the full set of pictures which show that Hayden adjusts her thong and then later does the hand licking thing, but of course that doesn't make for good gossip.

Tracee said...

Aww! Poor girl. We've all done the thong adjust, but we all haven't licked our hands afterward like it was ice cream. Something good must've been on her palm.

jax said...

why in all the things holy does Brit need to wear some busted cutoffs WITH THE POCKETS HANGING OUT???? Here's a tip..if the pockets are longer than the shorts you must aquit..er i mean cut the feckers off..or they are too damn short to begin with. i really wish Britnet Spears had a suggestion box..

YahMoBThere said...

"i really wish Britnet Spears had a suggestion box."


She does, that's why people keep stuffing it.

Tracee said...

Jax, you are feelin it today! LOL!

I will never understand the pocket hanging out the shorts. It looks like toilet paper got caught between her lips.

kellygirl said...

If she can take the focus off of Parasite, I heart Posh

Hez said...

ROFL Twisted!

And I like Hayden, too. She just never grew out of that phase where babies lick everything...

YahMoBThere said...

"She just never grew out of that phase where babies lick everything.."

Paris never outgrew that either.

jax said...

LOL@Twisted....nooooo shit.

Caroline said...

Has Britney got any fans left? Seriously. I have zero respect for her these days. My only interest in her is seeing the trainwreck come closer and closer to derailing.

Production Girl said...

oh Ent,

Why are you insulting those cute little doggies? LOL

De said...

On the pic of Kirsten and Johnny - that's not a cigar! That's her fingers in shadow behind his hand. She has crazy long arms.

And seriously, her wanting to clean all the time + that face + that skinny? Sounds like someone is dabblin' in the meth.

(A lot of meth users will clean for hours and hours because they get increasingly paranoid about germs AND they're unable to sleep anyway and are bored...)

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