Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Corey Clark Arrested In Arkansas

Corey Clark, the former American Idol contestant and Paula's boy toy was arrested on drug charges and an outstanding warrant he had from Arizona. Corey was driving through Little Rock at 230am when he was pulled over. After a search of the car and a whiff of his Paula stained breath he was charged with possession of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia. So, I'm guessing from the charges that we have a crackhead here.

I'm not condoning the use of crack, but if what Corey said is true about he and Paula, I think we all could use a little crack to get through the day. Can you honestly imagine waking up next to that woman if she wasn't wearing makeup? I bet she keeps her house incredibly dark which is why I believe the story of her tripping on the dog. Oh, I think she was drunk too, but drunk and dark and a dog means you are going splat.

This arrest is probably good news for Corey's career because unlike William Hung, Corey I think is having trouble making a living singing. This however should be enough of a boost to get him on the Surreal Life and then he can find some other D lister to suck up to and live off.


mandjo said...

Corey looks like that character on The Simpsons.

Unknown said...

Yes! Anyone ever seen "The Emporer's New Groove"??I bet Paula looks like Izma the evil advisor without makeup

Anonymous said...

maybe he can join the Corey's on their A&E show

Caroline said...

LOL Cyn!


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