Friday, August 31, 2007

Like I Needed Another Reason To Dislike David Schwimmer


David Schwimmer who hasn't done a thing since Friends went off the air has recently devoted some of his massive free time to strike a blow at British cuisine. It seems that in his past few visits to the UK, David has found it disgusting that the British serve everything fried and feels they are doing nothing to halt the trend of obesity in the world. "You guys deep-fry everything. and it makes you put on 20 pounds after every meal." He wished restaurants in the UK offered more healthy alternatives.

I actually love traditional British food and the way it's served and also think that the UK has the best variety of international foods to be found anywhere in the world. Maybe David only ate in bowling alleys or something, but my advice to David is that if he hates the UK and the food so much, then don't visit. Take your pouting, can't get any acting work self to another country.

17 comments:

Khemenu said...

My first thought after reading this:

"Why would anyone interview David Schwimmer?"

ms_wonderland said...

"You guys deep-fry everything" Only in Glasgow mate, only Glasgow, the home of the deep-fried Mars bar. He must have been eating in some odd places - everyone knows that the British national dish is curry.

Melody said...

Yeah, when I'm pondering, "hey, I need me some insight on international cuisine" I think "let's ask Schwimmer."

Fabiola Thing said...

What a tool.

Tracee said...

I don't think David's ever visited the South in the States. Everything's fried and battered down here too. My gawd, I was in Alabama for 5 days and every meal was fried, I mean they even battered and fried corn on the cob. (Delicious no less.) Actually now that I think of it I think I ate I fried green salad too.

What a tool is right!

Maureen said...

Heaven forbid if he should ever go to Germany. Everything is pork, pork, pork!

Tracee said...

Maureen, that's probably what David really wants. Porked by pork. ;)

Fabiola Thing said...

HAHAHA, they even have McPork in German MacDonald's franchises.
True story.

tania said...

I don't know where he was eating - transport caffs? I find i have to go out of my way in London to get my fried food fix!

mmmmm, deep-fried Mars Bars....

Tracee said...

McPork-LOL! Sounds delicious and nutritious! Yum.

K said...

tania, I'm trying to figure out where the heck he's been eating too.. even the caffs are more refined than that! Unless he's been out on a few too many Guinness breakfasts.

nah! he's too wimpy for one of those!

kellysirkus said...

what the hell else does the guy have to talk about.
His most relevance, these days, is that he is the cousin of Benji and Lacey Schwimmer.
Maybe he should tryout for Dancing with the Stars.

kellysirkus said...

oh, I just realized the LA County Fair starts next week
Fried Snickers Bars
Fried Twinkies
Fried artichokes
Fried Alka Seltzer

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I was just thinking he would make a lovely companion for the Geico cavemen.

Miss X said...

You don't go to another country and then come back complaining about their food!!!

Tool is right! I only liked him in Friends b/c I loved the show not him.

I ate some yummy food in England. Take that David Schwimmer!

JustinD said...

He's in a movie with Simon Pegg.

Jerry said...

My one and only trip to London I had no luck with food. The best meal I had was appetizers at the Hard Rock.

Would someone please explain to me all the Schwimmer hating?