Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Ummmm Why The F**k Is Amy Winehouse Taking A Vacation?---**WARNING** Amy Winehouse In Bikini

As we approach the end of summer I know many people are taking that one last chance to take a week off before school starts again and the kids have to be back in school. In the US, Labor Day is the end of the summer party and it's one last chance to get away from the stresses of your daily life and enjoy some quality relaxing time with family and friends.
Amy Winehouse obviously feels that doing drugs 24 hours a day, seven days a week and being kicked out of 12 London hotels in a six day period is work and therefore she needs a vacation. It's tough trying to keep making calls to find drugs, having your parents on your back and finding the odd hour here and there to beat the crap out of your husband and keep your cutting skills sharp.
I think we, as the human race are just grateful that (a) Amy was finally forced to change clothes, and (b) she at least made efforts to get clean in the water. She is one big toxic stew and a little salt water would probably be a nice little cleanser, and (c) it appears she actually used the Caribbean as a washing machine and washed her new shorts. Probably messed herself.

By the way, I think you will notice the lack of crowds or any people in the photos which is because the end of August is prime hurricane season as Jamaica found out last week, but two whacked out junkies probably don't care.

15 comments:

mngddess said...

Let's take bets on the last time she washed that mess on her head.

I'll say January, and that's only because she got caught in a rainstorm.

Anonymous said...

Umm... entie, I think we're getting a little too much of a view w/ that last one. Maybe she's going for that all over tan like Paris, but yeeesh. As a gay man, don't wanna see it.

littleoleme said...

She's got the most oddly shaped body.

Reese said...

Enty, whatever we might have said or done to hurt your feelings, we don't deserve to be punished with these photos. No one does.

I'll never complain about Zac Effron pictures again!

Tracee said...

AHHHH! I saw part of Winehouse's snatch! Yuck is it me or are the crabs down there trying to escape.

And another thought, I didn't know Cabbage Patch Weaves could get wet. -shrug- Leave it to crackhead to give it a go.

spasuzy said...

Now we know where she shoots her smack.

jax said...

jesus thats sick and disgusting..dirty crackhead.
"i dont have a drug problem.."

She needs to go to the Priory STAT! The 4 Star -without the minibar! (rehab for you non UK'ers)

brendalove@gmail.com said...

Check out the last pic. Is it just me or is the imprint of those f'n ballet shoes burned onto her feet?

Snautrag said...

The horror!
(stabs eyes repeatedly)

ManDJO said...

There has got to be someone with the initials CK taking these pics, right? (Has anyone else noticed)

Tracee said...

I haven't noticed, Mandjo. Maybe it's Calvin Klein...that's it he's Ent's insider! LOL! I really haven't a clue. Maybe Ent got a new "helper"

Margot said...

brendalove: no, that's just dark-colored sand. When you step in wet sand your foot sinks partway down and leaves a ring of sand around your foot...

Connie said...

OMG, that is the most singularly unattractive woman. That body is just...just too peculiar.

I think I may have to go and bleach my eyes out.

You actually made me wish I was looking at Parisite for once, Ent!

Rehana said...

She actually used to be pretty, pre-drugs and pre-tattoos. Now she's just a mess...

bluegirl said...

That last photo should come with an extra warning. Yuk!

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