Tuesday, August 28, 2007

What Every 46 Year Old Man Wants For Christmas But Only George Clooney Gets


It's kind of unfair that because you happen to be worth many millions of dollars, that you are known throughout the world, have homes in several countries and are blessed with Grecian Formula hair that you should somehow disturb the order of the universe by somehow convincing a 27 year old Croatian supermodel named Monica Jakisic that a 46 year old is just the right catch for her.
That last name is a bit tricky, but unless George has some kind of Ms. Jackson fetish we don't know about, then I'm guessing he calls her Monica or whatever generic name he uses for all the women he's been with. George and Monica have been whiling away the last days of summer on a boat cruising off the coast of St. Tropez.

Do you think George did Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life?

18 comments:

Unknown said...

ehhhh, seen better. and whats with those pockets on her shirt?!

Etobicoke Votes said...

I have no clue what your definition of a "supermodel" is. But she is one under any definition of the word I've ever heard. Good God, are you sure she's even a model. Georges looks might be intact, but I think his eyesight is failing.

Unknown said...

She looks 17 not 27!! Robbing the cradle much there George!!! It won't last anyways - just another fling/beard...

littleoleme said...

Shame about the face.

blooter said...

This is a surprise?

I'm wouldn't be shocked if he convinces hordes of 18 year old blonds to spend summers with him.

Hez said...

I think I join the rest of the known universe when I say "unless George is announcing his relationship with me, I don't care about his latest chippie".

Jesus, man. Get with the program.

Tracee said...

Hell yeah he banged Mrs. Garrett. She was a hot older women back then. and when that bun came down, that red hair was prob to her ass. Yeah, George rammed it 5 ways til Sunday.

Seriously, I hope that girl gets checked out after George is done with her. Who knows what he has.

Anonymous said...

ICK! ICK! ICK!!!!!

Trying to scrub the images from my mind!!!

*vomits*

jax said...

Hey they never called it Edna's Edibles for nothing!!!!
LOL..i slay myself.

Tracee said...

^Heee! That's funny!

Ice Angel said...

The picture of this girl is disturbing...she has the deer in the headlights look of a teenaged kidnapped sex slave from Bosnia.

Scary!

Anonymous said...

good for George, he's living the dream.

Unknown said...

Ice Angel,
I agree! She looks so sad in the picture,- I thought she was a sex slave from Eastern Europe as well, I really did.

And what's up with the misuse of the term 'supermodel' lately? It used to be reserved for the top five models in the late 80', and now it't being used to describe anyone who has ever been photographed, it seems. This girl is not a supermodel! Aargh!

brendalove@gmail.com said...

"Do you think George did Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life?"

Does she have a pulse?

Snautrag said...

He's all style no substance.
Gimme Christian Bale anyday.

Unknown said...

I agree with Ice Angel.

This chicka is no supermodel. Nice body but she looks like a man.

A man with horrible streaky hair.
Living the dream, my ass!

;)

Unknown said...

THIS JUST IN: GEORGE CLOONY SLEEPS WITH PRETTY LADY!
yeesh.

featherbell said...

This is what is to weird to me: all his advertised-for-public-consumption female relationships seem to be with women who don't speak English and/or live on another continent. He's a smart guy; you'd think he'd want a woman with whom he could have deep conversations. Unless they're all beards, in which case, who cares?

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