Friday, September 21, 2007

Four For Friday--All From AP--One Jackass

#1 This height challenged male singer of extraordinary pedigree, was eating at a restaurant the other night which is Michelin rated. When he got his food he sent it back twice, but not before letting his guests sample the food and almost finishing the plates before he deemed it awful. He finally just threw his hands in the air and told the waiter he wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. When the waiter informed the chef, the chef caved and made it, but not before someone went down to the corner and bought some peanut butter. When it came back, our singer returned it because the crusts hadn't been removed. Finally it came back perfect and our singer spent 45 minutes eating one sandwich which was 1 hour after the restaurant closed.

#2 This closeted B+ film actor with the perfect teeth and smile recently hit on another D list actor he thought was gay. Turns out the D list actor wasn't gay and left our B list actor in tears and made the D list actor promise not to tell anyone. Seems he broke his promise huh? I could give you a million clues and you would never come up with the D lister so don't even bother.

#3 This married director with the B list film bombshell to some actress wife has been carrying on an affair with her assistant.

#4 This curvy female singer didn't lose all her recent weight just with diet and exercise, but with a little help from a knife and some pills.

65 comments:

princessj1987 said...

1. Robin Thicke? I'm not sure how tall he is.
2.
3.
4. Alicia Keyes

wood1107 said...

Whoever #1 is needs an ass-kicking. NEVER piss off wait staff/cooks with jerky, unreasonable demands, cause you never know what's coming back to you on that perfect plate of food.

#2 is Jakey.

#3 - no clue.

#4 - Mooriah!

princessj1987 said...

ok. not robin thicke. he's 6'2".

c said...

Robin Thicke is over 6 feet.

brum said...

prince for the first one.

chickenrotini said...

#2 - Jakey
#3 - WTF? Does this make sense?
#4 - Mariah

princessj1987 said...

"This height challenged male singer of extraordinary pedigree"

The extrordinary pedigree part made me think that he was from a famous family.

c said...

Jacob Dylan or Sean Lennon?

Prince doesn't fit the extraordinary pedigree part, does he?

ms_wonderland said...

#1 has to be Prince, he's tiny and a prince would have a pedigree! He just finished a 2 month residency in London. Michelin stared restaurant - many in London. Plus it's unlikely a British restaurant would have peanut butter in the kitchen.

Pity it wasn't Gordon Ramsay's place - that tiny royal ass would have hit the pavement!

Kamie said...

brum, I thought of prince too. Mooriah is my vote for 4 also,wood

princessj1987 said...

what about robert carmine(schwartzman) from Rooney. He's in the Coppola family. his bro Jason is short, is he also?

anonymouslyknown said...

1. Enrique Iglesias
2. Obviously 'toothy tile' himself
3. Not a clue
4. Mariah

chickenrotini said...

I agree with Brum for #1 being Prince. He is only like 5'2" I think. Extraordinary pedigree = royalty or Prince to me

tania said...

1. sounds like something Prince would do if he was bored
2. Jake? I dunno, for some reason I thought of Sean William Scott... as for the D-lister, Ent's talk of clues makes me wonder if it's somebody from a police procedural show.
3. no clue
4.Mariah

Cali Girl said...

I really like princessj1987's Robert Carmine (schwartzman) guess for #1. He's only 5' 8" and the Coppola family is truly an "extraordinary pedigree", which to me implies the jerk's family. Didn't Rooney recently burn their tour bus because they wanted a new one?
2. Hello Jake G!
3. Dunno, but I'm reading it as B list film (bombshell to some) actress wife. Thought David Kelley/Michelle Pfeiffer, but he's a writer, not director.
4. Mooriah

Cali Girl said...

I mean "the jerk" as in whoever this turns out to be.

Mistik said...

No. 1 .... Moby ... descended from Herman Melville ("Moby Dick")....

Colin said...

#3 is Kate Bekinsale and her man Lew.

ajurk said...

Well a prince is of extraordnary pedigree. so The Prince would make sense.

EmilyR said...

Who the frack is "toothy tile?"

Stephen said...

#3-Len Wiseman & Kate Beckinsale ?

The Deacon said...

#3 Mr. and Mrs. Kate Beckinsale.

blahblah said...

For some reason Milla Jojovich and her husband (the Resident Evil director) popped into my head for #3.

DNfromMN said...

sigh... didn't get here til now.. and everyone beat me to my favorite guesses, but I'll post them anyway since I need attention. :)

#1 - hometown boy Prince.
#2 - I had no clue, but "perfect teeth" implies toothy tile. I missed my chance at Jakey when his uncle was Editor at the Minneapolis paper.
#3 - Kate & Lew. Shame since he bought her boobies and then sired a child w/ her.
#4 - Mariah. Who else is curvy and lost weight recently?

Renika said...

Hmmm...not so sure #1 is Prince. But I guess that depends on what the whole pedigree thing means. Prince doesn't come from a famous family. And I hear he never talks directly to the staff when he goes out, he always talks through one of his flunkies.

#2, Jake.

#3, not sure but I like the Kate guess.

#4 Mariah. I read an interview today where she said her trainer lives in St. Bart's and she flies her to NY for training...they do water aerobics. I'm sorry, but water aerobics and THAT good and we are not that stupid Mimi.

c said...

Somehow Moby doesn't seem right. He's been known to wait tables at the restaurant he owns. Doesn't seem like a diva to me.

I can see it being Prince, if you stretch the pedigree hint.

Tracee said...

Wow Ent. These seem easier than usual. Thanks!

#1-Prince (he's a bitchy bitch)
#2-Jakey and Cillian Murphy (just a guess on Cillian)
#3-The guy that's married to Kate Beckinsale
#4-Mariah? Hilary Duff?

princessj1987 said...

i'm but prince just doesn't fit. pedigree has to with ancestry. prince doesn't come from a well known family. his name is Prince. He's NOT a prince.

Tracee said...

BTW guys, Prince's parents were also musicians. Actually a couple of his relatives were musicians. So that could be the pedigree. Check wiki.

powersgirl said...

I am thinking Alicia Keys for #4. She was at the MTV awards and was looking much skinnier than usual! Just a thought.

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Tracee said...

Princess, they were trying to say maybe Ent's hint about pedigree could refer to his NAME Prince, which would mean he comes from royalty.

Irishstayc said...

OY i think some are overthinking the first one - it screams prince - the pedigree being the name.

2 - gotta be jake but i thought he was settling down w/ his bf ( that would be BOYFRIEND people - not the crude answer you were thinkin LOL)

3 no clue

4 - Mariah - saw that today too renika which made me think of her first off.

seems easier then usual enty - thanks - brains still hurting from Timmy/Shimmy/

Lipstick Mystic said...

I think Kate Beckinsale is more C list while Oscar winner Rachel Weisz is more B list these days. And Rachel is married to American film director Darren Aronofsky, and she regularly makes magazine covers as a world beauty and does cosmetics ads and so forth. My vote is Rachel for #3, although I hope I'm wrong because she seems cool.

LM

Psychoticstate said...

#1 - Prince
#2 - Tom Cruise? Although I picture him more as stomping his little man heels than crying.
#3 - Huh? No idea.
#4 - If not Mariah, Janet Jackson?

RandomGirlinTexas said...

Jessica Simpson for #4. Have you seen her lately?

princessj1987 said...

hmm........i dunno.... i hope ent reveals this one.

Kathy said...

Of COURSE it's Prince for #1 .... clues are clues, but they're not always literal.

Janet Jackson is BRILLIANT for #4. I just saw something in one of the tabloids showing the difference over a really short period of time, and it was dramatic. They were trying to blame it on her sweat pants, but puh-leeze ..... she had lost an insane amount of weight.

brum said...

guys, took the comment "extraordinary pedigree" to refer to both the name and the fact that he's been in the business for over 4 decades. that equalled prince to me, who knows...

Jennifer said...

How about Enrique Iglesias for #1??? He comes from a "pedigree" type of family...daddy is Julio. He's pretty short too.

Jim said...

I'd guess James Marsden for #2 over Jake.

NattyGyrl said...

What about Ashanti for #4. There was a post a couple of weeks back saying she refused to be photgraphed because she'd gained so much weight. I saw her on mediatakeout this morning and she looks great and slim/

MinMN said...

1. I hate to think it's Prince, but it makes sense
2. I think of toothy/Jake as being a-list. I like Tom Cruise.
3. I ike the Bekinsale guess.
4. Jessica Siimpson

Fabiola Thing said...

Ooooooooooooo, I like Jessica Simpson for #4, definitely.

Can't see Rachel Weisz for # 3; does anyone consider her a bombshell?
I think KB is as boring as they come but some people do think she's hot.

trashtalker said...

lipstick -- in a recent "guess the celebrity," ent described kate beckinsale as a "b list film actress."

HautieTx said...

BI #4...

There is really alot of good guess' with this one.

Jessica S,. Janet J. & Mariah.

I never consider Alicia Keys as a girl who needed to loose a few pounds. She just got better clothes and looks fabulous.

(For the record... NO ONE looks good in low riders. All they do is make you look fat.)

I can't decide if Mariah actually lost weight, as much as I think she finally bought herself a girdle. I just saw the pictures of her at that Postal Stamp thing... and she was still alot of girl in a too small outfit.

Jessica seems to have actually worked out and lost the 10 pounds... that she honestly looked fine with...

Now Janet... she has constantly had to diet to keep off those 20 pounds that creep up on her. And she did look fantastic recently.. but I hate to think of her going under the knife for help. I can believe the pills... tho.

Kris said...

1. Prince or Sir Elton John
2. Jakey sounds like a fit
3. Kate B. or maybe Kate W.
4. Jessica or Janet

femconsult said...

#1 I think is Jason Schwartzman and not Robert - Jason is the lead singer of Coconut Records and is only 5'4 and is a vegan and fussy about food.

#4 Courtney Love or Fergie

TheZuluKing said...

The first one is Prince. Prince means a son or grandson of a king or queen which would mean that person has extraordinary pedigree. Don't take the blind items so literally.

stvp68 said...

wouldn't Rufus also fit for #1 -- short and with famous parents?

Sweater said...

Who the frack is "toothy tile?"

Hey Emily:) Can't believe no one has answered this for you yet. Another gossip guy (Ted Casablanca over at e!) has blind items and there is one ongoing that he calls toothy tile. Common word is that he's talking about Jake G. So that's why it's bled over to here and people are using the term he coined to say who they think Ent's blind is.

Hope that helps.

sallymde said...

One is Julian Lennon
Two is Toothy
(if you don't know who toothy is google it) (sorry I' a little grumpy)
Three seems there are a bunch of choices

Four Mooriah

Sweater said...

Sorry Sally I'm a bit grumpy as well, so I don't get why people can't share what they know as opposed to telling someone to google. Seems a bit cliquish to me to blow off a sincere question. Gives off the impression 'if you don't know, you don't belong here'.
But hey I'm grumpy as well, have to come back into to work in 8 hours..who can blame me.
Then again, I had no idea Mariah foaled. So what do I know?

Mia said...

you don't think janet would go under the knife?

sooo you think that's gthe face she was born with? lol

Sweater said...

Hmm, could it be Kelly Clarkson as well? She was on Oprah a couple of days ago and looked pretty trim, considering

Calla said...

Janet's weight loss was too long ago to be "recent." I looked at Kelly on Oprah and she does look like she's dropped a few pounds, but I don't think it's her.

I think it's gotta be Mariah.

TheZuluKing said...

1. Prince.



4. Maybe Ashanti!

Production Girl said...

#2 my first guess was Toothy Tile/Jake Gyllenhaal. But Sean William Scott sounds goo too.

#4: Mariah for my first thought

Miss X said...

#1 I'll be no help here.

#2 of course I thought Jake G but isn't he A-list??

#3 not sure I care

#4 My first thought: Janet Jackson. I read recently she put on weight b/c she was in the studio recording her next release & tends to put on weight when doing that. I've also heard she had a rib or 2 removed to make her appear thinner (I have NEVER researched whether or not this is true or can even be done).

Another guess, Kelly Osbourne? She's looking much thinner these days. But I guess she'd be more of an actress than a singer.

cakeface said...

In the UK, 'Prince' has always been a popular name for a dog; could this be what the 'pedigree' clue refers to?

toohipp4u said...

Longtime reader, first time poster........blah, blah, all that, lol. I love this blog!
Number one could be Lenny Kravitz. He fits all that criteria, especially the pedigree.

Customer said...

Anyone who guessed either Robert or Jason Schwartzman are wrong. The two could not be more polite (for celebs). Robert is not fussy, he eats at diners on the road (chicken and waffles anyone?). Robert even does his own laundry on tour. Jason, although he is a vegetarian, I heard is sooo nice to everyone.

EmilyR said...

Thank you sweater.
I did end up googling it, and major apologies to sally for not being thoroughly up on the major events of the day such as what retarded nickname Ted Casablancas has assigned to some poor actor he's trying to out. I avoid Ted, because I can't stand the precious way he writes, and I'm frankly a little stunned that he's infiltrated the lexicon in such an "I can't believe you don't know that" kind of way.

Jennifer said...

Nobody thinks that #1 is Enrique Iglesius?

His dad is super famous with the old folks! "Pedigree"

iamavasmommy said...

what about jakob dylan for number 1?