Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Today's Blind Items

#1 This married, blond B list film actor from a top twenty film this year put an ad on a bondage website. Well he found someone he clicked with, and decided to meet her. Turns out she was his C list co-star from that same top 20 film.

#2 This married, actor/actress couple who have both done television and film were staying at a hotel last week and decided to go out and have some fun one night. When the celebrity couple returned, a stranger was carrying the husband over his shoulder while the wife made excuses for her husband saying he had been drinking too much. In reality, it was drinking and heroin which he shoots up frequently and has caused some major rifts in their marriage lately.

50 comments:

donna said...

courtney and david for #2 ..?

Christine said...

I think #2 might be Sarah Michelle Gellar & Freddie Prinze.

Colin said...

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=2007&p=.htm

For #1 - Stiles and Damon ?

kc said...

I thought of Stiles & Damon for #1 as well, but I consider Matt Damon an A-list actor. ??

Colin said...

Yeah, after I posted I thought of the same thing, but from that list, from what I can see, that only thing what would match is William H Macy and Marisa Tomei. Which is too weird for words. Unless this person isn't in the billing and only has a cameo or brief part ?

jindi said...

#2 = Ben Affleck and Jennifer Dishwater

kellysirkus said...

I definitely thought of Courtney and David Arquette for #2. That whole Arquette clan is pretty quirky, and nothing would shock me from any of them.

#1 - I have no clue, but it sounds WAAAAAAAy to coincidental to be true, unless one of them had told the other about the site. I just don't buy it.

Kathy said...

Why would Ent give us the fact that #1 is blond unless it's got some significance?

.. that seems like such an odd detail.


And who the heck is Jennifer Dishwater? I know it's a nickname, but for whom? Jennifer Anniston?

K said...

For no. 1: Is Nicholas Cage considered blonde? Because I can't imagine it's Will Farrell. And I definitely consider Matt Damon as being A list.

Anonymous said...

Nicholas Cage.. the ITALIAN-COPPOLA blonde! That's hilarious!

I might argue Josh Duhamel/Megan Fox, but he's "brown" hair to me.

Chris Evans and Alba or Kerry Washington?

Kevin James and Jessica Biel?

Brad Pitt and Ellen Barkin? Woof woof.

Anonymous said...

does anyone have the list of the to 20 so far this year?

GammaGirl said...

I'm stumped on number one. Its a little too freaky. I see Nic Cage doing something like this though..

2. Courtney Cox and David Arquette is not a bad guess but this one might require a little digging THEY were on vacation recently, but Jen was playing the third wheel....

jindi said...

kathy: Jennifer Dishwater = Jennifer "dull as dishwater" Garner.

Affleck is a skaghead, through and through.

Pinky said...

1 Spider-Man
2 Shrek the Third P/DW
3 Transformers
4 Pirates of the Caribbean:
5 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
6 The Bourne Ultimatum Uni.
7 300 WB
8 Ratatouille
9 The Simpsons Movie Fox
10 Wild Hogs
11 Knocked Up
12 Live Free or Die Hard Fox
13 Rush Hour 3
14 Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
15 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
16 Blades of Glory
17 Ocean's Thirteen
18 Hairspray (2007)
19 Ghost Rider Sony
20 Superbad Sony

George said...

#2 Arquettes.

Christine said...

Who the hell doesn't know that Ben Affleck is married to Jennifer Garner? *shakes head*

Anyway, I don't think it's them, because Ben has never done TV.

Fabiola Thing said...

#2 = Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner in Totonto

Fabiola Thing said...

hee hee hee; Toronto

kellysirkus said...

Could #1 be Owen Wilson?

kellysirkus said...

maybe #1 is Zac Efron - those Disney kids are kinky!

Anonymous said...

Pinky - thanks for the list! I'm going to hit IMDB with them. I like the Arquette's for #2.

jindi said...

christine: Ben has TV credits in IMDB including SNL.


just sayin!

Jennifer said...

What about Jon Heder (he's married) and Jenna Fishcer??

Colin said...

Good guess jennifer, is he b-list though ?? I dunno ent's criteria on that one.

Jennifer said...

Everyone know him from Napoleon Dynamite and I wouldn't say he is on the A-List, or the D-List...

Jenna Fischer is definitely on the C-List, I would think...

LCDCOMPM said...

#1....
Spider-Man 3: Is James Franco B list and Kirsten Dunst or Bryce Dallas Howard C-list?

4 Pirates of the Caribbean: Orlando Bloom is sometimes a blonde but...

6 The Bourne Ultimatum: Damon and Stiles would fit. I have a guess that Stiles would be the submissive one...

16 Blades of Glory: Jon Heder isn't blond but most of his characters are. But would Jenna Fisher or Amy Poehler be C list?

20 Superbad: the thought of Michael Cera being involved in something kinky should be banished forever. And he's a TV/movie actor.

d said...

I'm liking the Jon Heder and Jenna Fischer guess a lot. Especially because Jon has really, um... dynamic hair that appears to be blonde.

Jennifer said...

lcdcompm, you have to remember though that James Franco is neither blonde, nor married... Orlando Bloom is not married and Micahel Cera isn't close to being on the B-List yet.

Matt & Jon both seem like wholesome family men and both have little toddlers in their family. This is a tough one!

Nicholas said...

Jon Heder is a mormon and has trouble getting roles because of that. He won't do movies with violence, sexual inuendos or even cursing. It's not him.

Town Bike said...

Yeah, because no one who is outwardly extremely religious ever has a kinky sex life behind closed doors...

ajurk said...

i dont know why. but with #2 as i read it, i thought mcsteamy and his wife. it was the first thing that came to me.

Riley said...

#1 could be William H. Macy and either Marisa Tomei or Jill Hennessey...

ajurk said...

eric dane and r. gayheart (mcsteamy). also for #1, is that domestic box office or world wide, because then we are dealing with diff. movies:
worldwide top 20:
1.Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
2. Harry Potter and the Order of The Phoenix (2007)
3. Spider-Man 3 (2007)
4. Shrek the Third (2007)
5.Transformers (2007)
6. Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
7. 300 (2007)
8.Ratatouille (2007)
9.Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
10.Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
11. Ghost Rider (2007)
12.Wild Hogs (2007)
13. Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
14.Mr. Bean's Holiday (2007)
15. Knocked Up (2007)
16.Meet the Robinsons (2007)
17.Norbit
18. Music and Lyrics (2007)
19.Rush Hour 3 (2007)
20.Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)

brendalove@gmail.com said...

LOL! If it involves marriage and heroin, I'm always going to guess Ben Affleck!

Christine said...

jindi:

To have "done television" (the way ENT uses that term) implies that the actor has had a television show. A stint as SNL host doesn't count. Neither does the After School Special he did at age 11. That's splitting hairs MIGHTY fine.

jindi said...

christine:
1) "X-Play" (1 episode, 2004)
2) "Lifestories: Families in Crisis" .... Aaron Henry (1 episode, 1994)
3) "Against the Grain" .... Joe Willie Clemons (8 episodes, 1993-1994)

shall i go on?

August said...

Ben Affleck hasn't done enough work to be considered a television actor...hes strictly known for his movies....someone like Katherine Heigl or Adam Brody is somebody who is in both TV and movies.

Jessica said...

Town Bike: Would you give up millions of dollars for something you believe in only to have a kinky sex life behind closed doors? Really... I mean, pass up movie roles???? You're an idiot.

Kathy said...

William Macy is a redhead. Ent specified blond for a reason, but I still haven't figured out why.

It's not Jon Heder. He is one of the good guys. Some people really DO live up to the level of their convictions.

thejuicyvee said...

Maybe the "blond" clue was alluding to Hairspray... It was in the top 20. Haven't seen it though, don't know who else is in it besides Travolta.

Cooper's Mom said...

i got no clue for #1 but am warming to the idea of SMG & Freddie P for the second one. only cos he's been looking extraordinarily gaunt and thin these days.... good guess though.

Calla said...

I don't know about Jon ... but Jenna??? Just... NO!

Linda J said...

#2 Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore, and yes, they've both done TV (she was on General Hospital) and movies.

Dschingis said...

"blond" as DUMB like in the jokes

Angie said...

I don't know about either, but i do want to say Happy Timmy Day, everyone!!!

Kristi said...

I've not researched this, but could it be possible for JLo and Marc Anthony, aka Skeletor, for #2? I know JLo was on In Living Color back in the day, but I'm not sure about Skeletor, although I think he has had a few specials here and there on TV. Just a thought.

Bryn said...

I'm going outside the box and say Chris Walken and Allison Janney for #1. Although they don't fit the B/C list criteria (I think he should be considered A list or "formerly" A list and she is solid B list, I can totally see Walken into that scene - he has a little "creep" about him. And although not actually blonde, IMDb describes him as "sandy haired". More cowbell!

Lauren said...

i could be way off but i'm thinking of daniel craig for #1 - that is if the Bond movie counts as top 20, and if daniel craig is in fact married. the hints are there - it was a big deal that Bond was blond, and he posted to a "bond"age site...

d said...

as much fun as the daniel craig guess is to think about, he is unfortunately not married, according to imdb. Good guess, though

S Thornton said...

DO these ever get answered? I'm kind of new so I'd like to know when these get answered. Thanks

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