Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Assassination of Jesse James Premiere

You know a movie is going to be crap when (a) no one shows up at the premiere, and (b) everyone looks like and dresses like they were at a funeral.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie set the mood with their thrilled to be here expression. Hey, if it's a chore then stop making crap movies.
Of course it could be the pot.
Alicia Witt is smiling because she's just happy to be invited to anything. The thing is she was in one of my favorite Soprano's episodes and not just because she's naked, and she had to work with Cybil Shepherd for 87 episodes. She should have got a special award just for that.
The only other person smiling is a person no one has ever heard of but I was do depressed I put her in here. Paz de la Huerta.
New mother, the Hollywood way, Mary Louise Parker. She does look great though and she's used to having children on her own so it was no big deal.
Gloria Estefan and her husband Emilio join the dressed in black and thrilled to be there group.
I think George Clooney is smiling because he thinks he's going to get a little something in the movie. Or, it could be that he knows he can leave early.
Casey Affleck joins Brad as a pallbearer.


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Paz de la Huerta needs to go back to posing school. She's taking the boobs out, shoulders back look to a whole new level of wrongness.

Dire Potatoe said...

I think it's just fine.
Just fine.

Jolara said...

It looks like she was pulling something out of her rear end and got caught...

wood1107 said...

The movie's actually getting great reviews.

Tracee said...

Brad and Ang look hawt and high. It does seem somber though.

mags said...

It rated a 93% on the tomatometer.

mngddess said...

(Re: George photo)...

Well, it's out - everybody knows what I look like......

Cyn

wood1107 said...

I like Brad & Ang but they do look really tired here.

Argh! I can't stands it no more!

WHERE'S THE TIMMY REVEAL????

Pinky said...

Wood! It's National 'Speak like a Pirate day!' Well achieved Wood ;)

wood1107 said...

Blimey, matey! Walk the plank! Uh, bottle of rum! Arrr be darrr! Cap'n Jack Sparrow!

Sorry, going nuts until the Timmy reveal. Shiver me timbers!

Kamie said...

Shiva me timbas, it is Speak like a pirate day..pinky I learned that this morning on "Morning Joe" too funny.

Kamie said...

wood you beat me to it...LOL

happy camper said...

could the alicia witt "sopranos" shout out be a hint for that b.i. regarding the "sopranos" actress doing blow in the bathroom from Emmy night?

bluegirl said...

Brad Pitt: yawn
I'd take Casey Affleck over Brad Pitt anyday.

quiet427 said...

Don't worry bluegirl, neither of them would fuck you if you paid them...

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