Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Will Smith Is Scared Of Jada


I don't think the headline is anything earth shattering. I think the entire world is scared of Jada Pinkett Smith. Will Smith is probably just more scared because he actually has to sleep next to her. In an interview this weekend, Will said that the reason his marriage has lasted so long and is so strong is because divorce is not an option. In the interview he makes it seem like this was a mutual decision and is some type of marriage breakthrough. What it boils down to though is not advice from Dr. Phil, but a good ass kicking every night from Jada. Do you honestly believe that Will would survive a day if he told Jada he wanted a divorce. Please. You thought Javier Bardem was psycho in No Country For Old Men. Hell, who do you think he modeled the character after?Javier would give up if he had Jada after him. Will Smith would never have another night's sleep if he tried to divorce Jada.

He can spin it all he wants, by spouting nonsense like "That's been a huge part of the success for she and I... We're like, 'Listen, we're gonna be together one way or the other so might as well try and be happy." Yes, you might as well try and be happy because there is no escape. Wonder if she has a little air tank she drags behind her at home just to shake up Will.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Guess that explains their "arrangement". Of course divorce is not an option for a high profile celebrity couple with lots of secrets to keep.

canadachick said...

Will Smith - i thought those comments were made by Tommy boy ...shrug - same diff

what is eight past six? said...

I remember seeing an interview these two did a long long time ago on Oprah, right after they had gotten married, and Jada said that Will was it for her, she couldn't imagine ever trying to find someone else after being with him, and joked that if this didn't work out she was just going to become a lesbian. It was funny...at the time. But even then you knew she was dead serious and that this is IT. She is going nowhere.

They were once my most favorite couple ever but now they're just another victim to the Hollyweird machine. *pouts*

Sinjin said...

Literaly laughed out loud at the visual of:

"Wonder if she has a little air tank she drags behind her at home just to shake up Will."

notachance said...

Ever since Will "came out" on the Scientology thing, it seems like he & Jada are trying awfully hard to prove to the world that they are deeply committed to each other.

Methinks they doth protest too much....

Monalicious said...

You can tell Jada wears the pants in this family. Hell, she scares me!!! She might be small, but she's got something "tough" about her.

WTF said...

because he actually has to sleep next to her."

I doubt they still sleep together. Actually if ever.

PotPourri said...

Jada brought Scientology to the family after being in a movie with Cruise. She was trying to elevate her career to Smith's level, which she can't seem to do. She really is only famous because of Smith.

They are both gay, not BI.

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