Wednesday, May 28, 2008

I'm With Stupid Shirts Are Big Sellers


Hey, if you are planning on being anywhere near Sharon Stone anytime in the next few years you can go ahead and get one of those I'm with stupid shirts and no one will even blink. Actually they probably wouldn't have blinked before, but now for sure they will know who you are talking about.

Sharon Stone has always been a too good for her own britches idiot who somehow took one role and became a diva despite no discernible acting talent. She's a Hills star who showed pu**y and somehow became famous for that. The only reason that movie wasn't straight to Cinemax was because Michael Douglas was in it. Any other actor and it goes straight to the spank channel.

In perhaps the most boneheaded moves in the history of boneheadedness, Sharon Stone said in an interview that the Chinese earthquake was caused by bad karma. Way to piss off about a quarter of the world's population for a start, and the rest of the population who hears that crap coming out of your mouth. Want to ever get financing for anything again? Not going to happen? Want to be the spokesperson for a charity? Not going to happen? Want a rich person to marry? Unless he wants to keep you in a closet locked at home, it ain't going to happen.

"I'm not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans, because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And so, I have been very concerned about how to think and what to do about that because I don't like... that.

"I've been concerned about how we should deal with the Olympics, because they're not being nice to the Dali Lama who is a good friend of mine. And then all this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and I thought, is that karma? When you're not nice that the bad things happen to you?"

Wow. Her comments remind me of all the crap that people said after 9/11 or that church group who goes to soldiers funerals. Have you been a bad person Sharon? Is that why your face looks like you get beaten by a bowling ball everyday? Are you a bad person Sharon? Is that why the upskirt photos of you last week looked like you had bigger balls than most guys? By the way Sharon, don't you have like two kids? Where the hell are your kids? I sure do see you gallivanting all over the world, but somehow, your kids are never there.

I'm sure you will come out with some statement saying you were misquoted or misunderstood and then throw some charity thing for the Chinese. "Oh, I know. We'll serve rice." You will then write a song to raise awareness of the problem and probably f**k a Chinese guy or Bai Ling for awhile, just to show you care. Not going to work. Bye.

11 comments:

Ice Angel said...

I have never thought of Sharon Stone as even remotely as gorgeous as everyone made her out to be. She's a no-talent screwball who adopted two kids she never spends time with. I'm sure she thinks they are better off with her because of her money.

When I heard this quote from her, it was great, because it is quotes like this that make people realize that just because someone is a celebrity, doesn't mean they know what the heck they are talking about.

Do you hear that Sean Penn, et al???

gossiphound said...

ice angel, i couldn't have said it better myself.I suppose all those little children in China have been unkind to Tibet.

Kristen S. said...

Yeah, what about that guy farming
those government-owned .005 acres by the railroad tracks just for subsistence? He's treated the Tibetans real bad, I bet.

Anonymous said...

I was just about to say that Sharon will come out saying she was misquoted or what she said was taken out of context.

Why do these idiots always use that line instead of thinking first of what they are going to say that way it's not taken out of context.

Starting with Fishstick who supposedly knows her Spanish very well LOL.

RagDoll said...

.....because Sharon Stone is the Arbiter of Human Fortune and Karma's Muse now, right?

Oh, lady. Lady, lady, lady. Something about a glass house and some rocks comes to mind.

Carte Blanche said...

Some people just don't know when to shut up.

A lot of Actors fall into that category, it seems.

mooshki said...

I bet the dali lama is going to be pissed. Even though he hangs out with celebs too much, from what I know of him I bet he'd be willing to give his own life to save any one of the children killed in the quake.

SHE SHE said...

Sharon Stone has nothing important or intelligent to say and we should all ignore her. She is irrelevent.

HthrHllywd said...

Amen, Sheetrock!

Judi said...

Ditto, everyone, and I'll second that Amen to Sheetrock. Stone in one hand; China in the other. I'll drop Stone and cradle China with 2 hands, thanks.

Unknown said...

Fuck you. Basic Instinct was a Verhoeven masterpiece.

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