Wednesday, May 28, 2008

But What About My Valentine's Day Prediction?


In Touch is reporting that George Clooney and Sarah Larson are done. This can't be happening. This was one of my favorite Valentine's Day picks and so they are just going to have to work out their differences. Either George is going to have to start opening the checkbook more or Sarah is going to have to learn that being a girlfriend to an actor means you can be an actress. I don't care what it takes, but these two have to be together and engaged next February. Have to be.

Now that we have that settled everyone can get back to work, or play, or staring at the clock as the hands on its face creep slowly towards 5.

38 comments:

lutefisk said...

I would love to know the real story behind him.

J. said...

But on the upside, he's single again! I'll be your cocktail waitress anytime, GC. And yep, that was meant to be dirty.

califblondy said...

The latest picture of him with all those guys at his home Italy creeped me out. I didn't want to believe the homosexual rumors, but it's finally sinking in just a little.

I'm a Taurus, what can I say, it takes me a while.

mooshki said...

I'm not surprised. She played her role very well in the beginning but then she let her inner fame whore out too much.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Kneepads Mag is reporting the same thing.

She must have made a big, bad misstep.

Dijea said...

Whooo Hooo! If this is true, then it means maybe I still have a chance - LOL!

lutefisk said...

I guess we will start hearing him referred to as "the confirmed bachelor" & " playboy" again until the next paid companion comes along.

Reese said...

Harper's Bazaar has the big article and pictures this month about how she "captured George's heart" and how happy the two of them are together. That issue will look great on the newsstands next to the tabloids proclaiming the breakup. Tough luck Sarah; I'm sure you can go back to your previous line of work in Vegas.

Brenda22 said...

I would love for it to be true, but In Touch isn't exactly the most reputable magazine.

jax said...

ya i saw all those homoerotic pictures as well with the boys in Italy. my gaydar went crazy.
shame really.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

I wonder what kind of severance package Clooney provides.

brenda22 - People is reporting the same thing.

patti_cake said...

awww...too bad *said in a very sarcastic way* jk :) Can someone provide a link or site where those Clooney in Italy with men can be seen? I missed that! Thanks

Dead Angel said...

She's supposed to be a bit on the "slow" side, so nothing deep is ever going to happen, and after a while dumb girls are boring. I heard something else but I will wait, it's sort of unkind.

Unknown said...

I can't believe this is happening. Sarah was the perfect woman for George: very undemanding, beautiful, sordid past-naughty girl reputation, knew to kow-tow to the master.

Did she ask for a drawer in his bedroom? I mean, what could she have done?

What is his statute of limitations for staying with one person?

The statue of limitations may have expired and that's all there is to it. Nothing personal, Sarah, it's just that the expiration date is at hand...

Lux Luthor said...

Sexecution, this is a gossip site, it's not the place for restraint, LOL. What have you heard? Please, spill it!

Unknown said...

That's right, Sexecution -- you're just a big tease! I'm sure it's unkind-- we don't doubt that -- cheating or something isn't beyond us -- we can take it!!

Brenda22 said...

I guess it is true. Yay!!!

Ent, we told you you were wrong when you predicted a ring.

Snautrag said...

Remember Ent's story about an actor that went to Mexico in a bus to get some poon? Check out Lainey's take on it today. Hummmm.
Clooney is just a big old manwhore cause he can be. He doesn't even have to work for it.

jax said...

as i stated on trix's site..this was a setup from the beginning,do you find it a coincidence that lil Sarah has been getting a few gigs lately? THAT'S the severance package.

Be my beard for a year and i'll see to it you have a career by the time we're done.

Happydog said...

It must have been the "Scarlet O'hara makes a gown from curtains" dress that did her in. George needs more designer class from his ho.

trashtalker said...

Clooney isn't the dude with the knocked-up hooker problem. Must be one of his pals who's married. Here's what the July 9 follow-up said:

#2 It turns out that our TJ hooker may be pregnant. Look for an adoption of a Hispanic child in about nine months from our celebrity couple as it seems that the wife knows about and is all for the relationship and impregnation.

BTW, where are the pics of George and his buddies in Italy?

Kat said...

Come on! Just because he enjoys spending time with his friends does NOT mean the guy is gay. No way would Pitt, Damon and a slew of others spend time with him if this were the case. He has a major history with women, and frankly, he's SMART not to marry, considering the ridiculous divorce rate in his world. He's been married, and if his ex-wife could out him, she would have by now. I have male friends who choose to be bachelors, and while I've suspected one or two of hiding something, the rest have hit on me at one time or another and made it very clear they didn't go for the boys.

Just because someone makes a conscious choice not to marry doesn't immediately mean they're gay. There's seriously nothing gay about this man.

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But he took her to the Oscars.

I thought it was true love.


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Anonymous said...

And yes, Bad Fish= Trix, for everyone who didn't get the memo.

Unknown said...

Clooney's been married once before, so it's not like he's never been down that road cause he has.

Not sure if I believe the beard story -- he's had other girlfriends who did not become famous while with him.

Perhaps she used HIM to get her the fame and attention she's been after for so long -- don't forget the tawdry appearance on Fear Factor.

Joanna said...

kat - And why exactly wouldn't these other actors hang out with him if he was gay? Pitt and Damon don't strike me as homophobes, personally. Could always be wrong though.

Nevertheless, I agree that he's most likely not gay. Bi, sure.
Poor Ent. I'm not surprised. I personally see Clooney as forever remaining a bachelor now. He seems like one of those guys that tried marriage once and then realized they were too much of a slut for it.

Wil said...

Damnation!! Where the buggery hell are these supposed homo-erotic pics?? You can't just put something out there like that and then not share!! :(

Unknown said...

@ willow: eh, it's him hanging out by the poolside with his friends. It's homoerotic if you imagine all the others (who're out of camera) leering at him and his six pack (!):
http://popsugar.com/gallery/529834

PeepStone said...

I don't see even one remotely sexual gesture, lear, or iota of body language in that pic. It looks like a bunch of "everyday" men drinking beer and Georgie just happens to be there.

Kristen S. said...

That Italy pic ain't no Top Gun volleyball scene. Looks like a nuncha dudes hangin out. I could find a million pics just like that of dudes at the beach, dudes camping, dudes fishing, dudes at NASCAR races.

Anonymous poster said...

EL --

Did you have a long shot bet placed somewhere for the unlikely longevity of this union?

Or are you now part of the Clooney PR spin machine that guarantees that no one ever knows the truth about this old dog????

Anonymous said...

Has anyone read the post on Perez about Bill Murray???

That's gotta be a blind answer somewhere!!!



"Bill Murray's wife of 11 years has filed for divorce.

And she's dropping bombshells!

The soon to be ex-Mrs. Murray cites some dark reasons for filing the divorce.

She alleges abusive behavior, drug and alcohol addiction, and frequent abandonment by the former Saturday Night Live star.

Bill Murray's lawyer says the actor is deeply saddened by the breakup and is committed to the best interests of the couple's four children.

This divorce is gonna get messy.

CT-Hilltopper said...

I'm not at all surprised that this relationship is over. George Clooney just isn't into long term relationships (or the long term bearding, if the gay rumors are true).

califblondy said...

Jeez, I realize that George hanging with his guy pals doesn't make him gay! I also realize that having been married once upon a time doesn't make him straight either.

I'm just saying I got a feeling when I saw the picture from his home in Italy. Kinda like when I saw the picture of Ricky Martin in a Speedo doing push-ups on the beach with a buddy. ;)

jax said...

calif- exactly!
those pics may not proe him to be gay,but they sure as f*ck ddin't prove him straight! its all in the little things people...look again.

Wil said...

Hey DES .. thanx. Ya .. if Gorgeous George is gay .. I would hope to hell he would get better looking tail than these dudes!! ; ) I see George with some hottie like .. oh .. a Daniel Craig look-a-like?? Perhaps an Anderson Cooper looking stud.. ya know? These guys just look like they have escaped the wives for the weekend and are wondering where to look for the donkey show .. : D - LOL!!

Unknown said...

George is a man's man -- we haven't seen that in decades from a man. He enjoys his male companionship and cycles through women for pure enjoyment.

Hangin' out with the male friends does not make him gay -- we live in a such a homophobic environment. You see more male friendships in Europe, but here it's considered gay. Tsk, tsk...

Kat said...

Hey Joanna,
To answer your question, I do not think Pitt or Damon are homophobes. How could you be in that business? I just meant that they are obviously the stereotypical 'guy's guys', and probably wouldn't have loads in common with someone who lived a different lifestyle. Plus, they'd want to keep a distance for the same reason gay actors and actresses try to conceal their sexual preferences: dollars.

I accept that Cruise might walk the line between straight and gay, and that a lot of actors do, but Clooney? No way. I can't get over the fact that just because a guy openly admits to having a problem with the concept of marriage, he's suddenly dubbed 'gay', like there's no other explanation. He's insanely good looking, rich and quite bright, so he's got oodles of girls to choose from. Like Warren Beatty, if you'll recall, who is anything but gay.

Is it possible we're gay-obsessed?

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