Tuesday, May 27, 2008

NY Daily News Blind Item - Part Two

Which rotund actress had a romantic rendezvous with a waiter - but only after the server's boss promised him free food and drinks if he "went the extra mile" to keep the thespian happy? One cocaine-fueled romp later, and the waiter has yet to see his payoff. "I slept with the beast for this?" he complained.

24 comments:

Dee said...

Kirstie Alley?

kris said...

this MUST be revealed...it's hilarious...

Maja With a J said...

Marissa Winokur. Nikki Blonsky. Love 'em both but they fit the description of "rotund".

Maja With a J said...

Although Winokur seems to have lost some weight lately. And Nikki Blonsky just seems too young and too level- headed...but who knows?

Rhianna said...

Kirstie? I'll kick the butt of anyone who dares name Dawn French. ;)

Sinjin said...

This is Hollywood, rotund actress could be a size 8 (gasp!).

Ice Angel said...

How about Roseanne?

She was in a movie called She-Devil a while back, hence "The Beast" comment?

Maja With a J said...

Fair enough, at a size 12 I'd probably be considered "morbidly obese" in Hollywood. They'd take me to the vet and put me down! *LOL*

Sela said...

Kathleen Turner

Reese said...

Kirstie Alley was my immediate thought. I really hope it is her because she is forever blabbering about how Scientology relieved her of her cocaine addiction. (Why can't they do the same for her food addiction?)

Jennifer Coolidge also came to mind.

jax said...

Coolidge is hardly rotund reese dear. the bitch did the 'bend and snap'!!!!!

Roseanne is a good call.
Kathy Bates?
Kirstie is good as well.

Reese said...

Sorry Jax, but you live in Canada and have different standards on "rotund". In Southern California, Ms. Coolidge is indeed rather hefty. Her "bend and snap" was scary!

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califblondy said...

Hmmm, I think the use of the word "thespian" leans more towards a Broadway star? How 'bout Lauren Bacall? JK, I think Kathleen Turner may be a good guess.

Unknown said...

Kirstie Alley seems to be our actress

Farm Girl Pink... said...

I like the Kathleen Turner guess...

jax said...

uh Reese? not to talk shit but you american women are a lot larger than us up here. we have bigger peple of course but our version of average is a lot different than the US.
ask any canadian about American sizing and they'll tell you a 8 there is like a 12 up here. i stopped going south because all the clothes were so...big. shit i don't even bother with the gap becasue my size is always gone.

no offense to the big gals.

jax said...

sorry reese got into my rant mode and forgot the point..its a NY item so your Southern Cali excuse don't fly..lol.

ok please god let someone get a DUI or go to rehab tomrorw.

wineaux said...

'rotund' actress = 'fat' actress; kirstie allie for sure...always crying about how she can't find a man. well, i'm fat, engaged and incredibly fulfilled - obvs something that doesn't exist in hollywood, but i live in the real world and i quite enjoy it.

and ditto...please let someone come out of the closet, get a dui or rehab. i'm bored of these lame ass celebrities attempting to cook meth...

PotPourri said...

Definitely Kirstie Alley for sure. She's such a loud mouth and obviously, the restaurant didn't want bad publicity from the cow. However, The Head Waiter should have paid up!

Linda said...

I don't think it's Kirstie. She lives here in Wichita most of the time, and she has a man. Ya'all need to look at someone else. BTW, I agree with the size 8 being considered rotund. Here in the midwest, size 16 is considered beautiful. Our men like us with some meat on our bones!

The Cocoanut Grove said...

That Callie chick from Grey's Anatomy? She's been on Broadway and would definitely be considered rotund by Hollywood standards. I think she's a lesbian, though.

V McIntyre said...

Sara Ramirez is hot, I doubt any guy (or girl) would have to be bribed to take her home.

dreadpiratecuervo said...

I'm not sure if I understand: the waiter whored himself out for food from the restaurant where he works? Wouldn't he already have access to that, what with being in & out of the kitchen as part of his job?

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