Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Heidi Read Biblical Passages


I think Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have reached new heights in jumping the shark. In the many years of competition, I don't think anyone has jumped quite so high. Congratulations you two. In an effort to get some kind of value for the money US Weekly is paying Heidi and Spencer, they have decided to play out this soap opera as hard as they can.

It really is like a soap. You can stop watching for two years and people are doing the exact same thing as they were doing previously. Oh sure, they've aged and they might have slept with 20 people while you have been gone, but it all returns to the place it started. In this week's installment, Heidi poses in a veil on the cover of US to show that she has changed her mind about marrying Spencer. Apparently he now can do no wrong and she should have never said no in the first place.

What more likely happened is that US took a whole bunch of photos of Heidi in a veil and then a wedding dress and then maternity wear and needed to use some of them so they had her get engaged again. What was the clincher for Spencer? Bible verses. Yep, the same Spencer who goes drags Heidi to church every week. Oh, wait. They don't go to church do they? No, but it didn't stop Heidi from grabbing the bible and reading verses to Spencer.

"Heidi read me biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife.'"

Then they went out and had Heidi pose like a stripper for when they need some extra cash and Spencer made time with the cabana boys.

12 comments:

Kristen S. said...

Can we put these two on those-who-shall-not-be-named list?

jax said...

Heidi can read?

J. said...

I'll second Kristen's request... I feel dirty every time I read something about them.

littleoleme said...

And what's different about posting about it? Call me a bitch (I'm sure many of you will) but isn't it a bit hypocritical to say two people are awful for all the fake coverage they get all the while giving them coverage?

Are you really sick of them? Then stop posting about them.

SHE SHE said...

Heidi looks like she lives her life with the "WWJD" philosophy so this Bible reading story certainly comes as no surprise to me.

mooshki said...

Please, dear god, let the shark eat them.

moira said...

I third the motion to stop covering these horrible people.

MnGddess said...

I'm posting to give my opinion: NO MORE SPEIDI.

jax said...

if you guys keep making a list of off limit people we're going to be snarking about Richard Simmons, the ozone layer and kraft versus velveeta.

there ain't much news out there!

sillyme said...

Vom!!! I hate those two publicity whores!

i am a princess, yes i am said...

jax...you crack my shit up. what if i have a problem with talking about the ozone layer and want that to go on the thou-shall-not-be-named list, huh?!? lol
i say don't read what you don't like. there's still gonna be plenty of posts to choose from.

cubie said...

Those two make me sick! Yeah, they are reading bible scriptures together as they treat his sister like crap. Those two are so fake- I hate it when they show up in a scene on The Hills.

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