Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Didn't see that coming did you? Former cocktail waitress with brand new implants and no money coming in? What is a girl to do? Hmmm. She could go back to waitressing and guys all pawing her while they play the nickel slots. Dropping a couple of nickels on her tray as, they say, "there's more where that came from baby. I may not be George Clooney, but my pennies and nickels are just as good."
She could keep hanging out on red carpets looking for some balding, fat producer who wants a trophy. Or, hey here's a bright idea. She could just take off all her clothes for Playboy and live off those earnings for awhile.
Guess which option she chose. What? Did some of you go with the senior citizen in Vegas with the grabby hands and no teeth.
Apparently Sarah has accepted the offer of Playboy and will be stripping down and showing to the world what George Clooney saw every night. Apparently George wasn't too fond of the implants though. I guess maybe Sarah knew deep down that it wasn't going to last and she would need a career where fake breasts would come in handy. Guess she wasn't really thinking of heading off to Vandalay Industries or something.
Also working against the whole waitressing thing is that Sarah considers herself too famous now for it. Ummm. Honestly as much as I have used her photo over the past year I wouldn't recognize her if she was sitting across from me with a George Clooney blow up doll. So, I think the famous for having sex with an actor thing is not really being famous, it just means you are good in bed because you lasted longer than one night.