Thursday, June 12, 2008

Maybe I'm Reading This Wrong


Lets take this slow. I did lots and lots of drinking last night and so maybe I am just a little slow this morning. Do you remember the Amy Winehouse drug video? You know, the one where she is smoking crack? No, not the one from last week. In that one she was doing heroin and crack. The other one was just crack and was also the same tape where Peaches Geldof tried to buy drugs as well before heading over to Pete Doherty's house and doing him. This is the tape that got Amy into rehab for a week.

OK, well even though the whole world saw Amy smoking crack in that video, the cops didn't press charges against Amy because there is no way to prove to a jury that she is actually smoking drugs and not talcum powder. Makes sense.

So, today though I read that the cops in the UK arrested two guys in connection for selling Amy Winehouse the drugs she is smoking in the video. Huh? So, two people who are not in the video are arrested for providing what the police have already admitted they cannot prove are drugs to Amy Winehouse who is seen smoking crack but cannot be charged because police can't prove they are drugs.

Wow. I need to move to the UK and start smoking crack because it is the only way I will ever be able to follow their logic.

15 comments:

AMD said...

British police are mind-bogglingly lax. How many times was Pete Doherty caught with drugs and either not arrested or just let go?

I know now that I need to move to England so I can have that murder spree I've always wanted. The police would probably just say "Oh, don't evah do it again, ok, luv? Here have a scone."

ms_wonderland said...

My theory on all this is that the police don't want Amy in custody because she will die on them. They don't want all the trouble that would bring, so they avoid Amy and pick off the non-celebs around her.

Oh, and it was a man and a woman, not two guys. Keep smokin that pipe.

OG Gossipmonger said...

Murder spree!? I wanna come!!! That sounds like my lifelong dream come true. Although, killing all those UK people won't solve any of my US problems, it'll probably make me feel a hell of alot better!!!!

Speaking of Wino, let's start with her?

ms_wonderland said...

amd - drug taking is a victimless crime, and my theory about Amy holds for pete Doherty.

With the murder rate in the US being 3 times that in the UK (proportional to population) please do your murdering at home.

AMD said...

Sure! But let's wait until Wonky McValtrex is visiting so we can hit both.

AMD said...

Yeah sure it is. Just like guns don't kill people; people kill people.

OG Gossipmonger said...

Buddy Jesus kills people!

pricolatino said...

When is she gonna die? She's ruining my death pool.

~crazy peanut~ said...

I do agree that the UK seem to be lax in charging the Doperty's and Wino's but the US is also known for looking the other way when it comes to celebs.

Just ask Vince Neil.

jax said...

why don't you both turn the guns on each other and let us get our snark on and watch?

~crazy peanut~ said...

@pricolatino....I have her in my pool too. lol

OG Gossipmonger said...

i was thinking something more personal, like a knife!

knives dont kill people, people WITH knives kill people!!

lutefisk said...

I think Scotland yard should get ont the crack vs. talcum powder immediately.

AMD said...

Prico, people like her never die. They're like cockroaches.

Vitriol said...

ms_wonderland "drug taking is a victimless crime, and my theory about Amy holds for pete Doherty." You have obviously never been to the UK, or been assaulted by a aggressive beggar then mugger that was later proven to be high on crack (as I have). Don't comment on something you know nothing about - it makes you look stupid! The UK is now over run with politically correct madness that keeps scum like this on the streets and, sadly, in the gutter press.

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