Angelina Wants Billy Bob Back
Well, I'm not so sure about Angelina Jolie actually wanting Billy Bob back, but Billy Bob seems to think that at some point in the next couple of year she is going to come crawling back to Billy Bob and begging for him to take her back.
At a press conference for the release of his new album (way to get it noticed) Billy Bob said that age wise, Angelina Jolie is going through high school right now and that Brad Pitt is the quarterback of the football team. One question before I go on is that if she is in high school now, does that mean Billy Bob was f**king her when she was in elementary school, because that just seems wrong.
Billy Bob says that when she gets out of this current phase, she will be dying for a little Billy Bob loving. He, on the other hand says though that he may, or may not be available when she finally does beg Billy Bob to take him back.
Sounds like someone still has a thing for Angelina. Problem is that he didn't want one kid. Next month there will be six to deal with and by the time Angelina graduates from high school she might have three or four more.
22 comments:
What an arrogant TOOL! Giggled over Enty's column title: "Delusional Old Men",
this "delusional old man" has 4 children of his own. it would have been 5 if he didn't give up his rights and let brad adopt maddox.
maybe she can adopt him
hahahaha, agewise shes in high school?
when she was 16, where was she, agewise?
I'm only 24 & i feel 80 sometimes?! Agewise, where the fuck am i!?!?
agewise, billybob is 6 feet in the ground.
HA. God, he's such a skeeze. "Delusional" truly is the word to describe this. xD
also, when i was drooling over the quarterback in high school (didn't actually happen)
i most certainly wasn't thinking about HAVING 6 KIDS WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pretty mature for high schoool there, ange!!!
Didn't he just get engaged/married? Who says I may be available in the future? WTF?
i love me some Billy Bob but not in a sexytime way.
I believe he was joking. You know, like saying silly things to make people laugh?
Me too jax...Bad Santa is one of my favorite movies.
I love him, too. I honestly think he was making a joke, not actually being serious about her wanting him back.
he's done shit lately but i love: Bad Santa, Sling Blade, Monster's Ball, and A Simple Plan. good stuff. really good.
Old man with dementia. Newsflash. BillyBob: when the heroin worse off so did her attraction to you. Smack-goggling instead of beer-goggling
oops. when the heroin "WORE" off
rag doll - or, "whore got off" wasn't sure where ya were goin' lol!
What the eff Billy?
Hmmm...Billy Bob or Brad Pitt? Tough decision.
He used to be pretty hot. Then he got those chiclet veneers, and his face is, like...PUFFY. It's weird how things that are supposed to make a person look younger just ages them and makes them look desperate.
Either he's losing it, or being sarcastic.
I bet Laura Dern is sooooo happy he dumped her b/c she's living the life w/ Ben..
Ahem. Methinks Angelina sucked too much blood from this tool when they were together - which would explain his comments; she's obviously left him in a vegetative state.
He's trying to laugh off his jealousy. Yeah, debasing her and her life now makes you look like the BMOC. You're a violent misogynist prick. You judge no one. If you instantly ceased to exist, no one would notice.
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