Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Chicks Dig The Yellow Seersucker


Joe Simpson might technically be married, but you just know he isn't living with the wife anymore because no wife is going to let her husband walk out the door wearing the combination above. Not going to happen. So, when is the last time you saw a manager of a singer talk about his clients on national television? How about never. So, why on earth would Joe Simpson go on national television to talk about his clients and his daughters?

Two words. Fame Whore.

The only thing that makes Joe Simpson different than Michael Lohan is that Joe Simpson's kids actually make money and he gets a piece of it. The money that is. A piece of his daughters would be illegal. Looking is ok, but no getting a piece.

In an interview with Extra yesterday, after first taking the time to laugh at Mark McGrath, Joe said that he loves Pete Wentz and is honored to have him as a son-in-law. He would have preferred a pro football player that was naive and gullible with his money, but Pete will do until he can find Ashlee someone else.

When asked about Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, this is what Joe had to say, "That's going well -- she is as happy as I've seen her in years. He's a great guy. I love Tony to death -- he's just a good kid."

Wow, talk about a man crush. Joe must be wearing out those kneepads.

10 comments:

Ayesha said...

He is one creepy motherfucker.

jax said...

seersucker is creepy

Carte Blanche said...

He stays in his adult daughters' dressing rooms while they change.
They've grown up to think that's normal/okay.
Man of God, my ass.

ykkstuck said...

more like Man of ass, my god!

anna said...

ayesha, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Mother Campfire said...

He's probably looking to host his own show...watch out.

lutefisk said...

He was a youth pastor--can you imagine leaving teenage kids with him----feh!

Ayesha said...

adrian: That brings up an interesting point. It's always the Cub Scout leaders, the soccer coaches... I know not all these people are pedophiles, but it's hard for me to see them any other way now. Youth pastors included...

lutefisk said...

I hate to be so cynical Ayesha, but he is especially pervy & creepy. Most volunteers are not pedophiles, but every once in awhile you have to look at someone & wonder if that was the reason they went into the field that they did.

LoCo said...

When are he and Dina Lohan going to get married and have their own Newlywed reality show? They can fame whore all they want together, and leave their kids out of it.

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