Friday, December 19, 2008

NY Daily News Blind Item

Which small-screen Lothario received oral satisfaction in plain view at a NYC hotspot, and was then caught making out with a waitress just minutes later? And he did it all while wearing a bowler hat!

31 comments:

Mr. T said...

Wolf Blitzer?

Janepod said...

Malcolm McDowell.

sandman said...

piven...whats a bowler hat?

Rebecca said...

Eric Balfour. Ok, I have no clue. I just wrote Eric Balfour because it mentioned a bowler hat and I have no clue what that is.

sandman said...

no one has a camera phone in ny

twunty mcslore said...

lol, Janepod!! I'm gonna say Charlie Chaplin

gauchogirl said...

Ed Westwick, that Mother Chucker!

Jamie's Girl said...

I like Wolf Blitzer myself.

Hey no one guessed Ben Affleck! Oh yeah, he's big screen.

nancer said...

i'd assume 'lothario' means this guy plays some hot studly type on TV.
i hope it's not duchovny.

jax said...

Ed Westwick, gaucho beat me to it.

jax said...

a bowler hat is a pete doherty hat..google.

Alanna said...

Piven. He was in NYC until his "mercury poisoning" (uh-huh), and he played Cupid in a beloved cult show ten years ago, hence the "Lothario".

Miranda said...

Oh Chuck Bass. What *won't* you do?

Baba Charna said...

Hmmm...Jared Leto? Or Charlie Chaplin.

Amber said...

I think it's Ed Westwick as well!

Here's what a bowler hat looks like:

http://www.rainbowgrp.co.uk/assets/images/bowler%20hat.jpg

Mooshki said...

You go, Chuck!

Nature Girl said...

Another vote for Chuck Bass!

Mooshki said...

He is THE "Lothario." :)

Merlin D. Bear said...

If it's Piven, I question whether the waitress he was sucking face with was the one providing the other suction?
If so, I'm gonna call him Frosty from now on.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

Piven. I know I've seen that dude wear a bowler before and he's a whore. It all fits.

Idiot Watcher said...

Totally Ed Westwick. Commence the up chuck jokes.

Molly said...

wow, all that mercury is really having an affect, isn't it?

bionic bunny! said...

the local news had the piven story yesterday. claimed his doctor said it came from "eating sushi twice a day". yeah, right.

doesn't anybody remember "the man in the bowler hat" from "meet the robinsons?"

Ernestine said...

MmmmMMMMMmmmmMMMMmmmM!!!! I LLLLLOOOOoooooooVE me some Chuck BASS!!

Mooshki said...

It pisses me off they made Westwick dump his accent. Couldn't Chuck have gone to boarding school or something? I bet when he talks with the accent all the girls around him drop their panties.

ea73 said...

Isn't Ed Westwick gay?

Lucky1der said...

i loooove Ed Westwick, absolutely love him, and Mooshki, I agree, why anyone would ever make a sexy british man drop his accent is beyond me, Ed Westwick and Robert Pattinson are 2 brit boys I think should just be required to speak in a british accent at all times, purely for the sexiness factor of it all!

Ernestine said...

"Isn't Ed Westwick gay?"

ea73, NO! Shut your skeptical piehole!!

Molly said...

Isn't Ed Westwick gay?


no, he's just english.

shakey said...

I know who it is!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/05_03/charlieDUNLEA1105_468x720.jpg

Mooshki said...

LMAO, Shakey! EWWWWW!!!!