Friday, December 19, 2008

Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

So, you may be asking yourself why are The Beckhams at the top of the photos? They have done nothing special. Well, you may think that, but what you are looking at in this photo is a Christmas miracle. The kind of miracle that all parents all over the world will stare at in awe over this holiday season. Can't figure out what it is? The Beckhams are getting off a commercial flight from Los Angeles to London with three boys. A flight of about 11 hours or so. The kids have no bags, no toys in their hands, no games, and the parents are remarkably not loaded down either. As far as I know they did not travel with any help, so explain to me how it is that two parents can manage three boys on an 11 hour flight with nothing but presumably a crapload of Benadryl in Victoria's bag? I'm telling you it is a Christmas miracle of epic proportions.

The funny thing is, this is how they usually dress at home.

Now, if US Weekly follows their same procedure, Courtney Cox will be on the cover of US next week saying she is getting a divorce because she went to this premiere without David Arquette. Now, I'm not saying she isn't getting divorced, I'm just saying that lets see if US runs with it on the cover like they did with the Jennifer Lopez thing.

For some reason I just keep expecting Spade to get into an Elvis pose or something.
Just because I love Emmy Rossum and so should you. OK, you can do what you like. But you should.

It has been awhile since Guy Pearce graced the photos. Glad to see him back.

"What's that Jen? Did you say we need to pose all close because the paps found us?"
Jordin Sparks arriving in Perth. No, it wasn't a mass of paps. It was a friend of Jordin's I think who then gave it to wire services.

Another person long absent from the photos is Kelly Hu.

So, I thought Katie Price had started some new bondage line now but it turns out it is the same horse stuff she was selling before.

Keri Russell all glammed up. Nice.

The random photo of the day. Kanye West and Spike Jonze.

This was a children's toy party. Apparently Maria Conchita Alonso thought it was a whole different kind of toy party.

Nikki Reed seems to get so little attention from Twilight compared to everyone else, but I like her.

The scariest hand picture we have had yet. Look at it reaching out to Olivia Wilde.

Russell Brand was actually pretty funny on Jimmy Kimmel last night.

Rachel McAdams on the set of her new film.

Reader Photo #1

And Reader Photo #2 - with Sister Hazel

Think Shannen Doherty might be headed back to her old ways.


Obviously a staged photo of Shakira, but I think the dog is cute, and hey Shakira is not bad looking either.

I'm guessing the kids got new cars out of this.

Wow. He even has pulled Ron Kovic out of the publicity machine.

Teresa Palmer and yes, Lucy Lawless.


mooshki said...

Olivia Wilde is almost perfect, isn't she?

#1, why are you hiding from us? :)
#2 - cute!

Shannen ass! She's back, baby!


#$(@*&@#$ Tom Cruise!!! This is a TOTAL set up, because he got bad publicity yesterday over missing Connor's premiere to do Valkyrie publicity. What a twat!

Oh, Lucy, I love you dear, but what the hell are you wearing?!

jax said...

omg that pic of tom and connor and bella? i thought it was from the new 90210..oops.

merrick said...

connor is a good looking kid . love those eyes .. hope they stay clear and focused ..

the readers pics are awesome .. sister hazel .. damn, that name brought back some pleasant memories .. thank you!!

twunty mcslore said...

Aniston and Mayer- meh.
Reader photo #1- where's the rest of your face? Did you donate it to that girl who got the transplant at the Cleveland Clinic?

dancersmom said...

Enty loves Rossum, so does anyone know why Lainey has the deep hatred for her? I haven't been a reader long enough to know the history of the Rossum hate.

ItsJustMe said...

From what I understand, Lainey can't stand her overly sweet demeanor. I may be wrong, so don't quote me on that.

Poor Isabella Cruise looks MISERABLE! She must have what Katie has, but in a smaller dose.

BlahFrickinBlah said...

How sad is it that Tommy boy looks happier hugging Ron than his own kids? God I hate that man.

Shannon...LOL. She always amused me.

Anonymous said...

two former OC guest stars in a row makes me wanna get my box sets out again!

and russel brand IS funny enty.

Maja With a J said...

Lainey can't stand someone's sweet demeanor? That's funny, because Lainey is one of the most annoying people I have ever seen on television. When she comes on, I switch channels. Just, the way she taaaaaalks...I just want to slap her. Relax, lady!

Winston Ono said...

I love Sister Hazel...A shout out to 1995!

jax said...

agreed harriet.

ItsJustMe said...

This is from Lainey's Gossip Guide, so now you can quote me:

Inspired by Emmy Rossum – refers to nauseating sick sweetness. Goody goody teacher’s pet, so cloying the bile starts coming up the moment you see those baby doe-eyes seeking approval. That feeling in your stomach? The nausea you’re feeling? It’s called Rossum.

Unknown said...

I don't get the Russell Brand hate. I think he's pretty funny, especially in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

I like Aniston... Mayer not so much. Couldn't she find someone better to fake it with?

mooshki said...

Rebecca, Russell was hysterical in FSM, and as far as I can tell he was playing himself. :)

Ms Cool said...

I wish Courtney Cox would lay off the botox and gain 40 lbs.

B626 said...

Guy Pearce is adorable.
His older movies are so 'out there'.
He wore that exact getup for his
appearance on the Chelsea Lately
Show. She can be pretty rough on her interview victims but he totally held his own against her!

nancer said...

i don't even know what rossum's done that we need to love her for. she shows up at everything all dressed up and smiles. end of story.

shannon doherty looks like she just got fucked in the bathroom after snorting a few lines. wow. she's a hot mess. again.

Snautrag said...

Re Katie Price.
Is that a typo? I read it as not horse stuff but - horse shite. Snicker.

Amy said...

Are the Beckhams the answer for the blind where the couple has several kids and the dad did/was about to find out one of them was fathered by someone else? I don't think the middle kid looks anything like the other 2.

Anonymous said...

I will always love Lucy Lawless. Xena got me through college. I love Nikki Reed, too.

Cute readers, what we can see of them.

I wouldn't mind unwrapping Guy Pearce for Christmas.

Unknown said...

Reader #1 is a ninja

Bowler hats in 2nd pic if people didn't know what they looked like.

The photog at the Bedtime Stories carpet didn't do anyone any favors, the angle is too high and it's making everyone look like Oompa Loompas.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

I have to give a shout-out to Dlisted for a second regarding the Xtina picture: Michael K's "A Clockwork Whoreange" headline this afternoon made me snort my soda (I literally almost wrote "snort my coke" and realized how LITERALLY bad that sounds!). I figure most of you read dlisted, anyhow. God bless the internets.

Don't hate. Shannen looks hot as fuck, and that's the ONLY time I'll ever say a Republican is sexy. Besides Abe Lincoln, of course.

Nikki Reed is so heartbreakingly beautiful. I LOVED her in that movie Thirteen. Made (makes) me NEVER want daughters!

mooshki said...

I missed that, Ern. Michael K. is a god.

Agreed about Nikki & Thirteen.

mooshki said...

Duh, I just figured out the Beckham pic. The reason they don't appear to have staff is because they stuck them back in coach, and they got off the plane from First Class well ahead of them. Uh oh, am I a Christmas spoiler?

trashtalker said...

Is David Spade 2 feet tall now?

How does Shannen go from looking OK to having effed-up hair in, like, two steps on the red carpet?

Something has been bugging me for a while... I really hate this trend of celeb dudes ever-so-carefully styling their scarves around their necks. It's too girly, I think. (Another example: Brad Pitt — Can I get an amen?

Jasmine said...

first ernestine- you shouldve said snort my coke- that was soooo funny!
And mooshki is right on the money- i spot the 'help' walking their regulated 5 steps behind. they probably have all the kids shit.
david spade actually looks his height from that angle- whoa.
i am over aniston- her desperation is smelling and it is not a fragrance i want to buy anymore.
i will actually say that katie prices horse bag is adorable- dammit.
oh, and whoever said that honest abe was hot is my new hero.
i will go one better and admit that i thought fdr was attractive in a weird way. serving 10 years and guiding us through a war AND the great depression? how hot was that?
p,s, michael k/dlisted is sooo funny. i love how he makes occasional refrences to his beloved stash of mother's circus animal cookies. once he mentioned rolling around naked on top of them or something......:}}}}

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Jerry said...

Shakira is very cute. I have all of her album covers.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

"oh, and whoever said that honest abe was hot is my new hero."

That was me, Jasmine. :-) I looooooove me some Abraham Lincoln!

I also think Jennifer Anuston is pathetic and reeks of effort/desperation. Also, I guess that skinny, overtanned cokeheads don't age well.

I forgot to say yesterday that the Beckhams and their boringness can blow me.

dbfreak said...

I usually don't comment very much and I just popped on (late as always!) to say I'm so glad to see you back Ernestine! Your comments entertain me so much during a time while I am separated from my husband during the holidays, living in a furnished rat hole that my credit card is paying for and getting my only dose of lightness from my blogs! That goes to the rest of you who entertain me so much, besides Enty of course: jax, Mooshki, Twunty McSlore, Bionic Bunny, Not a Famous Adrian aka lutefisk, Bad Fish, Molly, MontanaMarriot, DNfromMN, A Pimp Named DaveR...I know I'm forgetting people, but just know that you all are keeping me from sinking into a horrible depression and I am so thankful for you all!

Molly said...

dbfreak, thnx for the shout out and hang in there. this may be a challenging christmas for you, but try and think of all the good things in your life instead of thinking about things that make you sad. and keep reading and posting here. that's why enty does this, so people can have some fun. we'll keep you out of depression. ;)

shakey said...

You know, when I first saw this photo, I thought the middle son didn't look like the others, either. Maybe he takes after Posh more - we don't know what she would have looked like had she not been hired for a lip synch group.

Anuston. *snort*! That photo looks so staged.

Ok, is Katie Price wearing a velour track suit? Is she in Boca Raton?

Love the comment about Maria Conchita Alonso! LOL! Is she hoping to meet some hot Daddies?

Every time I see Nikki Reed's name, I think of Y&R. Is that where she got it from?

ShakiraShakira! Is she still singing pop music like it's opera?

The Cruise kids are beautiful. I could just hear Tom on the phone to Ron Kovic, "You OWE ME man, you OWE ME."

wtf is up with the last picture? Teresa Palmer looks just plain bad, and Lucy Lawless's top makes me think it would be perfect for someone with sagging boobs.

Murphy Brown 2020 said...

dbfreak, I'm a certified Scrooge as well, but if I can put a smile on your face, it puts a smile on mine, too. Awww. :-)

Happy Holidays and shit, everybody. It's almost over!!

Smart Girl said...

Enty about the Beckhams...I guess it's been a while since you flew first class but these days kids play in flight video games,and watch movies on their own screens. They have all sorts of craft stuff provided as well as full reclining seats for sleeping. If you time your international flights well, you can board at the kids bedtime and disembark after their full nights sleep. (Sure body clocks are messed up but it's still the only way to fly)

Alice D Millionaire said...

I guess I am alone here but I think Lucy Lawless looks pretty good. I like the lighter hair. Maybe I don't really expect her outfit to be great in the first place so my expectations are low?

mooshki said...

Thanks, db. All my CDANers keep me from giving up too. What an amazing group of people!

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